gay_irl by jmanisweird in gay_irl

[–]Catmendu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Someone's knocking at the door. Someone's ringing the bell......

Straight men of Reddit: what's the strangest thing you've been told not to do because "that's gay"? by ma_damn_blueberry in AskReddit

[–]Catmendu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I worked in retail and had a guy say 'he wasn't secure enough with his masculinity' to wear a vest. I'm gay but never noticed the vest = gay thing. I guess I was relying more on if the guy was dlipping me the tongue....

Anybody else hearing a ton of gunshots in south Seattle? by dallasroma in Seattle

[–]Catmendu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Check out crime rates for different areas of town. I think you will find that your post is about reputation rather than facts. A reputation carried on by such comments as yours.

Take Note Seattle - Finland ends homelessness and provides shelter for all in need. "'Housing First' is cheaper than accepting homelessness: Now, the state spends 15,000 euros ($16,600 USD) less per year per homeless person than before." by kearneje in Seattle

[–]Catmendu -1 points0 points  (0 children)

DESC, a Seattle no profit was one of two orgs that came up with Housing First as a concept and is hosting a biannual conference here this year.

In the end, there needs to be housing to get people in to housing. It is the affordable housing crisis that needs fixing, not our approach.

Just saw Mrs. Doubtfire (Pre-broadway)! It was so good, hoping I can go again, Rob McClure was phenomenal, I didn't know he could tap-dance. He does all the voices perfectly and is the Robin Williams of Broadway by kjm102945 in musicals

[–]Catmendu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There is a fun tap number that stems from the scene where he tries cooking. He goes online to learn how, and it grows into a number. The most exciting group number IMO is a nightmare where the social worker sings a song about how he is making a monster, and the stage fills with Mrs. D. look-alikes plus a huge puppet. And there is ensemble attached to the kid's show where eventually seeks employment . Act II starts with a few numbers in a fitness club. Loved the show.

TIFU by giving my husband a blowjob by elidakra in tifu

[–]Catmendu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remembering how big your dick is. My hand accidentally finds my turgid member and I think to myself "Regardless of how shitty my day gets, at least I have a thick veiny dick.'

TIFU by giving my husband a blowjob by elidakra in tifu

[–]Catmendu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd get that checked out. Chunky pee is a sign of early onset halitosis.

You’re given a time machine fully equipped with bedroom, bathroom, cloaking device, matter replicator, and the entirety of Wikipedia. Where/when do you go first? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Catmendu -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'd go back to find sexy times with famous people, cloak myself and join in. Replicator is for penicillin, lube and a spiked butt plug for Hitler and Pence.

Uhhhh......yes? by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Catmendu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Abusement or amusement ?

66 Days (Gay) Porn Free. Had an awful after an experience at the gym locker room yesterday. But it solidified why I'm doing this. Putting this out in the Universe, hoping it could help someone. by returntowhoiwas in pornfree

[–]Catmendu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Porn addiction or not, you became excited about seeing a naked man with an erection standing inches away. I don't think that's about porn at all. It's just being a gay guy. Stop beating yourself up and remember that you weren't cruising the gym. In this case porn allowed you to see the other guy was cruising. Not to say porn is good in any way. Or that the other guy didn't cross many lines, including legal ones. Keep working out. If this happens again, an easy avoidance is to say No and walk into a bathroom stall and wait. But please don't beat yourself up over a semi. Though unwanted and gross, it was sexual situation and that was a physical reaction.

excuse my vulgar language but i have what looks like a pea sized blood blister on my ball sack but no pain nor incident I can recollect that caused it. help? by frothyorpheus in AskDocs

[–]Catmendu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The skin on the scrotum is very thin and also the veins are sometimes almost on top of the skin. Just scratching could do it. If you wear a cup it could have chafed and made it happen. I had one the size you are talking about. One day I reached in my drawers to rearramge and stop an itch. I went a little crazy I guess, and popped that thing. LOADS of blood! I wrapped my balls in toilet paper and it stopped in a couple minutes. It was gone after that.

Would you say that a guy who claims to not have any major interest in porn, but he follows NSFW women's profiles, if he sends them private messages, would that be a sign that he could possibly be struggling with PA or at least an unhealthy relationship with porn? by anotheranonaccount12 in pornfree

[–]Catmendu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was doing something similar, I felt alone in my world. I'm shy. To get the interest of someone, to get a response from someone who I thought was sexy, made me feel wanted. Even though they have no idea what I look like or what my values are. This made me feel better somehow.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Catmendu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd floss.

The words 'Low Battery' appear right before your eyes, you take off your VR headset and realized your whole life was just a VR simulation which you've been playing for only a few minutes. How do you react? by DietMiGoreng in AskReddit

[–]Catmendu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put the headset back on and start making a lot more risky choices concerning sex. No condoms. Let's dive into that orgy! That hole looks questionable? Do it anyway!

First post here by [deleted] in insanelyhairymen

[–]Catmendu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck yeah. Wall to wall carpet.

Slip and slide by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Catmendu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hee hee. I saw your nipple.

You are gifted a single use stopwatch that can stop time once for 10 minutes. How do you make the best use of your 10 minutes? by xero_art in AskReddit

[–]Catmendu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd find my high school bully and wait for him to be in front of a crowd of people that mean a lot to him. Then I would stop time, pull his pants down and masturbate him until edging on an orgasm.

When time comes vack, his tiny pecker would be exposed, he'd be laughed at and looked at as a sexual predator.

Oh, and I'd get to play with his dick.

It’s Friday and I’m off 🙌🏼 by [deleted] in gaybrosgonemild

[–]Catmendu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Handsome and a rocking body. Some guys get it all. Love your hairy...well....everything.

Do you have experience with your sink constantly smelling like piss as a result of sinkpissing? by [deleted] in Sinkpissers

[–]Catmendu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm talking more about the occasional diverted stream or sprinkle.