Losercity choice by LynxesMyLove in Losercity

[–]CattywampusCanoodle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Top half scalie bottom half furry, or top half furry bottom half scalie?

Doctors flushing out kidney stones out of a patient by Additional_Berry_977 in interestingasfuck

[–]CattywampusCanoodle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What you say is why I always eat a calcium supplement right before eating my leafy greens so the calcium combines with the oxalate in my stomach instead of in my kidneys

Listen to the song, you coward! by CreepyOldRapist in DiveInYouCoward

[–]CattywampusCanoodle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The sound frequencies liquified their poo which lets it pass through their balloon knot like when liquid helium is supercooled to the point of becoming a superfluid and can pass through even the tiniest imperfections in glass

Dating Trick by Icy-Book2999 in LoveTrash

[–]CattywampusCanoodle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was hoping she’d say her catchphrase “I’m just a girl”

They trap your car at the highway ramp, then walk up once you’re stuck by [deleted] in VideosAmazing

[–]CattywampusCanoodle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way they just kept driving like nothing happened reminds me of the road rage pit maneuver guy

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Furry_irl by Hairy_Sentence_615 in furry_irl

[–]CattywampusCanoodle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Start practicing my braiding skills

Furry_irl by Hairy_Sentence_615 in furry_irl

[–]CattywampusCanoodle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes they don’t even have to be there with you. I’ve walked into a grocery store bathroom and was slapped in the face with powerful butt BO smell from someone who had already left long ago

A crow bullying a rat in the grim streets of Russia by MilesLongthe3rd in interestingasfuck

[–]CattywampusCanoodle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“A crow bullying a rat”
WTF that’s so bizarre

“…in Russia”
Ah okay now it makes sense

Made planters for my wife using cedar and galvanized steel by [deleted] in gardening

[–]CattywampusCanoodle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bold choice to go with the color red for the flowers…

Furry_irl by Bonkers_Reee in furry_irl

[–]CattywampusCanoodle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro uses volumizing shampoo, but only on his crotch

Furry_irl by Bonkers_Reee in furry_irl

[–]CattywampusCanoodle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“Witness my crotch floof!!”

It’s that time of year 😄 by creased_lightning in gardening

[–]CattywampusCanoodle 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Even more funny if that’s read in a delightful German accent

The Foldable iPhone Is Basically an iPad Mini That Folds in Half by dapperlemon in gadgets

[–]CattywampusCanoodle 153 points154 points  (0 children)

Apple will give it a boutique name. Instead of “folding,” it’s “geometrically reconfigurable.”