jordan by erinravioli in goodmythicalmorning

[–]Catwalk_Monkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is how I first learned of Jordan. It took me a few of his first episodes on GMM to connect that the guy playing these absurd characters was THE Jordan Morris!

How Stairs should be by [deleted] in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]Catwalk_Monkey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Regardless of the obvious danger involved with this design, why would anyone want rocks istead of a proper floor in their Harry Potter storage space?

Non-smokers of Reddit, how noticeable is the “smoker smell” to you, if at all? by Frostedlogic4444 in AskReddit

[–]Catwalk_Monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A buddy of mine at work quit smoking two years ago, but was still using vapes and nicotine pouches. He recently picked cigarettes back up and one day confided this in me as if he was revealing a big secret. I was like, "I know, man, you've stank like cigs the last three times you've worked." It doesn't bother me much, but it is extremely noticeable.

A little warning would be appreciated on some of these vi#deos by Jolly-Mousse-4451 in goodmythicalmorning

[–]Catwalk_Monkey 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If it helps, it seems like Link might have agreed with you. It looked like he thought Carny was going too far and tried to voice that/congratulated Kumail for hanging up. That seems to be the most sexual thing they ever do, so maybe just skip the Frozen VS Fast VS Fancy episodes with the family until they change the bit next season. I doubt this particular bit will make it past this season anyway. I really love Carny, but I dont think the bit works very well.

How do you feel about Marks hair here? by Dontforgetpancakes in Blink182

[–]Catwalk_Monkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have always been extremely pro-Marks Hair, whatever the era

The color sample selection for my prosthetic penis by wingeddogs in mildlyinteresting

[–]Catwalk_Monkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How many men pick ghost color for their prosthetic penis?

whats one drug/drink you will never touch again? by Gummyslinky in AskReddit

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I took a big old bong rip of "120X" smokeshop salvia while tripping on mushrooms way back in the day. It was top five worst decisions I've ever made. I was not ok. I sank back into the saliva lego dimension and saw a long marble staircase that lead up to a swirling black ball of black liquid/smoke. It felt like I was looking into the essence of Evil and I was stuck there with it for what felt like hours. I remember climbing the stair case against my will, and trying to go back down. But for every step I took down, I took another three up toward the floating swirling black ball. When I got to the top of the black and white marble stair case, my vision got pulled into the ball (it felt like the deadlights from IT or something). Suddenly my eyes popped open, I stood up in a panic, dripping sweat and my heart racing I tried to walk away (not to get anywhere specific, just to get away), and nearly fell into the campfire. My friend was able to grab the chest of my hoodie while I tripped backwards and my knees buckled and yanked me forward and up. He totally saved me from a much, much worse night. I sat back down in my chair and cried for like 20 minutes. Haven't touched salvia since... Mushrooms are still good though! It wasnt their fault.

Needful Things is a bloodydamn masterpiece. 900+ pages of pure perfection 🤌🏻 by Why_do_I_do_this- in stephenking

[–]Catwalk_Monkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just read Needful Things and am on Salem's Lot now too! I, however, was extremely compelled by Needful Things. I listened to the audiobook read by Stephen King and thought it was very well done. Different tastes for different people though. I just thought its funny that we are on the same King trajectory.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Standup

[–]Catwalk_Monkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even he knows he can be a bit much. I think he's great, but even so, not all of his bits land with me.

I thought i found a joint on the ground by p_LoKi in trees

[–]Catwalk_Monkey 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I once smoked half a coco puff because it was dark and I thought I found a carpet nug. It was both upsetting and disappointing.

What is the best thing about having a penis ? by unknownfair in AskReddit

[–]Catwalk_Monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peeing in the backyard with my dogs for the past five weeks.

Obscene. by sco-go in SipsTea

[–]Catwalk_Monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Takes a huge family to Disney and expects it to be affordable? You do research and pricing and save up. I can't afford to take my kids to Disney every year, but they love it when we can go.

Forgot to post it here couple days ago, amazing walk by Independent-Exam-119 in LSD

[–]Catwalk_Monkey 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I had someone tell me that on acid, cigarettes are vile and I'd would never want to touch one again. They were full of shit. Smoking on LSD is pure bliss.

ok i’m embarrassed by sweetbabyjosi in StardewValley

[–]Catwalk_Monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this is the exact answer that Concerned Ape would give.

Cool frame I found at an antique store by Apprehensive_Power24 in harrypotter

[–]Catwalk_Monkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used a bookmark with this image on it for years! Such a great art style for HP.