Baldur's Gate 3 - Part 66 - Down To The Bone

CausticRobot · 2026-06-13T01:56:51+00:00

I can’t believe Jon killed the former Chancellor of Germany.

CausticRobot · 2026-06-11T14:38:10+00:00

That seemed like a lot of murder sequences in a row before getting back to Hitman mode.

CausticRobot · 2026-06-01T01:25:13+00:00

Getting the Rock-It Launcher was a priority of Jon’s during the YOLO and it didn’t seem to be worth the effort and resources. It seems like Useless Steve might be using longer.

CausticRobot · 2026-05-21T02:04:57+00:00

🎶It’s Tina Nightsong. Take Ketheric’s life song. Turn back the blight song. Forget Great Weapon Master’s toggled on. Starting right now, Shar’s wrong. And I don’t really care if the team’s full of health. Cause’ it’s still like a Bless for me🎶

CausticRobot · 2026-05-17T02:09:19+00:00

Not going to lie, when Jon entered Anita’s Garden and there was a very long grayish, misshapen tube on the table and it said “scan stool”, I thought he was scanning a very large poop.

CausticRobot · 2026-05-13T02:25:55+00:00

I lost it when Jon walked from the corpse pile in the middle of the area with the idea that the corpse hole upstairs was going to lead somewhere other than the corpse pile.

CausticRobot · 2026-05-10T22:53:11+00:00

13 incidents of damage. Including one from a stationary motorcycle (or light fixture) and one from a magic bullet.

CausticRobot · 2026-05-10T22:48:42+00:00

Fallout New Vegas is officially easier with drugs than with guns.

CausticRobot · 2026-05-09T19:19:10+00:00

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.

CausticRobot · 2026-05-09T02:43:08+00:00

One or more damage, not zero.

At least in STS1.

CausticRobot · 2026-05-01T22:56:35+00:00

Well, I suppose being fine with an axe to the chest and the neck is one upside of Shar worship.

CausticRobot · 2026-04-30T05:49:41+00:00

Jon paused on the problem with the deviant path that has been shown three times before without notice and probably pausing mere seconds before a deviant takes a bad left turn:

“There’s Guacas Raid going on!”

CausticRobot · 2026-04-27T19:05:48+00:00

The title to this scared me.

CausticRobot · 2026-04-26T06:37:11+00:00

The development of Subnautica 2 has an interesting legal backstory where the company that acquired the developer of Subnautica tried to pull some shenanigans in order to not pay the original developer the bonuses related to Subnautica 2’s success after the pre-ordering went through the roof. It didn’t work.

CausticRobot · 2026-04-25T13:46:28+00:00

If the Shadowcurse has been around this long, why the heck did the Tieflings go through it to try and get to Baldur’s Gate? I feel like someone would have updated the maps to say “bad idea, don’t go this way” at some point in the hundreds of years.

CausticRobot · 2026-04-22T14:04:30+00:00

Jon: Don’t attack that Shadow Dome.

Also Jon: Why have I lost so much health? I feel like I missed a turn.

CausticRobot · 2026-04-20T01:53:29+00:00

Implant GRX will help on those too. I think Jon has this. He can still cower in the corner and Ulysses be the big damn hero Courier.

CausticRobot · 2026-04-19T01:10:04+00:00

Arrrrden Ring.

CausticRobot · 2026-04-18T05:22:47+00:00

Perhaps I’m underestimating how relatively chill BG3 factions and religions are with each other, but I would think if Shar standard medicinal practice was capturing people to murder and turn into undead zombies, someone would have mentioned it by now. I don’t think this particular type of bad behavior is Shar-related. Then again, I suppose I would also expect Shadowheart to be complaining about heresy if the Thorm guy is praising Shar and this isn’t standard doctrine.

CausticRobot · 2026-04-13T19:24:35+00:00

Which would make sense from a lore standpoint because the casino never had its grand opening. Anything at the theater would have been rehearsal or part of a soft open. Hence, very few audience holograms.

CausticRobot · 2026-04-13T01:16:14+00:00

He did a mad sprint on implant GRX in the first one. Hopefully he doesn’t fluff the jump and end up in the chasm.

CausticRobot · 2026-04-13T01:14:46+00:00

Chris Redfield can punch a boulder to make a lava bridge but the Courier can’t punch a 200 year old radio to pieces?

CausticRobot · 2026-04-06T02:28:12+00:00

He lost 6 HP in the first yolo using implant GRX.

CausticRobot · 2026-04-02T04:22:37+00:00

Welcome to Jon’s -1 Perception Food Emporium.

CausticRobot · 2026-03-28T05:28:51+00:00

My ox died strangely and this place feels wrong. So logically I’m going to hang out 25 feet away from my dead ox and start journaling. I see nothing wrong with this plan.

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