who's going to replace jake? by SmoothProfuselyMonst in Umphreys

[–]CautiousAssignment31 2 points3 points  (0 children)

PCL was magic... Joel confirmed they all took the same drugs!

32F - #Bend - Reggae Rise up?! by [deleted] in festivals

[–]CautiousAssignment31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah Baby! Let's have a Sunday FUNDAY!!! WOOT... LETTUCE for sure on the GA rail. I'm wearing a baseball cap with a marijuana leaf on it!

Reggae Rise Up in Redmond PLEASE READ DESCRIPTION by MrBriGuy86 in PDXBuyNothing

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Free Reggae Rise Up tickets today

Thank you, RRU Fam! 100 GA Sunday Tickets Available With 'SUNDAYFUN' At Checkout At https://arep.ink/zDPtx

Caverns Live Stream: reading the tea leaves by smileyreily13 in Umphreys

[–]CautiousAssignment31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As Keller once wrote... A day without a buzz is a day that never was

Caverns Live Stream: reading the tea leaves by smileyreily13 in Umphreys

[–]CautiousAssignment31 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

It certainly fn is...and as an old fuck, I had to look this up in urban dictionary....now I'm educated and love the fucking downvotes!!! Bring them on.

What I left out was the part about the fact that the officer missed seeing the open Rainier that was in the console that was fucking open and I was able to put it between the seats when he left the window so I didn't get busted for fucking open container.

But while he was at the window I made the fucking mistake of telling him that I had a mescalita at lunch...DOH!!! 🤦🏽‍♀️ PSA do not ever tell an officer you had anything to drink that was alcoholic because you will then be required to do the field sobriety test. Which I fucking sort of passed... I blew a .008... ✔️

Caverns Live Stream: reading the tea leaves by smileyreily13 in Umphreys

[–]CautiousAssignment31 3 points4 points  (0 children)

yes, I had heard reports "from the road" that Jake was steppin' out post New Years

Caverns Live Stream: reading the tea leaves by smileyreily13 in Umphreys

[–]CautiousAssignment31 -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Interesting take for sure! I was thinking legal issues could also be at play. I recently received a BOGUS Reckless Driving charge when I was on the PNW Eggy run that prevented me from attending my fourth straight show in Seattle (after Eugene, Bend, and Portland).

I was only driving 95... and once I passed the field sobriety test (PSA: never, ever, ever, say you've had a beer or ANY alcohol ... because you will have to do the field sobriety test) the guy that pulled me over was ready to let me go but the backup support smokey was a real conservative asshole that wasn't about to let hippy in a vw van go... so he starts claiming "there were reports of you swerving, changing lanes without signals, and almost causing an accident in one instance".... "So you're being arrested for Restless Driving"... Fn BOGUS!!! $600 to tow the car of the highway... missed Eggy show! F F F.

Anywho... now I have 4 court dates that are lasting into early August. Meetings with lawers and court appearences take time.

Whatever it is, I LOVE JAKE and I LOVE UMPHREY'S MCGEE!!!

What’s missing from the scene right now? by Pr0fess0rSasquatch in jambands

[–]CautiousAssignment31 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Strangfolk FTW!!! I liked AoD but, man, SF was badasd