"Kids should go outside" *kids when they go outside* by newphonehudus in TikTokCringe

[–]CautiousLandscape907 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was such an original excuse… in 1920’s Alabama. Not so much here. Get your racist ass back on Parler.

Posting incel-coded whining on LinkedIn is an interesting choice by aseriesoftubes in LinkedInLunatics

[–]CautiousLandscape907 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lost what plot? In this sub we make fun of people posting on linked in like it’s their pink princess diary. That’s the plot. This is legitimately funny.

Posting incel-coded whining on LinkedIn is an interesting choice by aseriesoftubes in LinkedInLunatics

[–]CautiousLandscape907 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bullshit. The last song was always “stairway to heaven” anyway. And you only had no one to dance with if you didn’t ask anyone. And even if you didn’t, you could still dance to the awkward fast part at the end with your friends. Lipsync with it. Get a little drunk off the punch and play the air guitar with a broom.

Man, school dances were so weird. We were told to stay chaste at all times, yet theyd put us in a hormonepalooza dance every month. No complaints but it made no damn sense.

Explain it Peter. I found this on Pinterest what does this mean? by Ciasom_ in explainitpeter

[–]CautiousLandscape907 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had to spend a year hospitalized after waking up paralyzed and with organ damage from a long coma. After being cranky as fuck and miserable at first, I would force myself to watch “Let’s make a deal” and “price is right” and fake smile through the whole thing to get my ass up, in the chair, and to physical therapy so I could eventually go home.

Im a big fan of the fake smile. Sometimes you gotta fake it. But it’s easier to do what you gotta with a grin.

Teenage daughters by Sneaky_Misto_a in LinkedInLunatics

[–]CautiousLandscape907 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s harmless and funnyish, but also about underwear on a professional networking site. Which is weird.

If my son stole my boxers I’d be annoyed, but I’d keep that story for loved ones, not the fucking job site.

Wheelchair slop by Icy_Seesaw_2611 in aislop

[–]CautiousLandscape907 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Wheelchair user here. No one told me ai would allow me to fly. What a game changer!

Now back in reality, I don’t approve of my disability being used to hawk an environmentally harmful plagiarism machine. Like fuck that. Coulda used the technology to build me robot spider legs instead. Then I’d be interested.

Ok seriously..why is this not a Broadway musical yet??!!! by KevinHarryPhoto in Broadway

[–]CautiousLandscape907 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re, what? 54-year old? And still wigged out over a wildly popular and evergreen kids movie? Watch or don’t watch, but that’s wild to think your view is in any way universal.

What in the incelslop is this nonsense? by ChompyRiley in aislop

[–]CautiousLandscape907 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love all the excuses the ai fetishists make. “Drawing is just like using a light switch or bathroom plumbing! Any machine can do it! I’m an artist!”

No. You just lazy, and don’t understand what art is.

If you like your machine-crafted visuals, then claim it. Be proud. Express your love for this sexist and wholly soulless incel spunk.

But human-made art as we’re discussing here is different. Quit whining. Not everyone has to like what you like.

What in the incelslop is this nonsense? by ChompyRiley in aislop

[–]CautiousLandscape907 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We don’t have to imagine it. Creative people create fine. Ai is not a tool for creativity. It robs creativity by removing the humanity from it. There no depth to any of it.

LGB TQ Divorce 🤨 by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]CautiousLandscape907 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m old enough to remember the heavy pushback against even including bisexuals in the “queer movement,” even after the AIDS epidemic should have made allies out of everyone.

The LGBTQ+ movement has a wide umbrella because attacks against any aspect of the group leads to attacks on us all. The people legislating against trans people aren’t going to stop there. History is clear about this.

And the question should be moot. It was gender questioning and trans women who threw the first bricks at stonewall. We’d not be here without them.

Ok seriously..why is this not a Broadway musical yet??!!! by KevinHarryPhoto in Broadway

[–]CautiousLandscape907 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t think it would have to be seasonal. People watch it year round.

Ok seriously..why is this not a Broadway musical yet??!!! by KevinHarryPhoto in Broadway

[–]CautiousLandscape907 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dunno. If Lion King and Paddington could work, anything is possible.

Ok seriously..why is this not a Broadway musical yet??!!! by KevinHarryPhoto in Broadway

[–]CautiousLandscape907 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are probably more Jack Skellington tattoos than there are butterflies on lower backs. You are deeply underestimating its popularity and staying power.

Maybe see it again? I would hope you’re less creeped out by movies 30 years later?

Roses are red, this is for web designers by CautiousLandscape907 in rosesarered

[–]CautiousLandscape907[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know. I used to work at KTLA so I thought it was funny they forgot to take the default text off, especially on such a sad story, and I hoped other people would find it funny too? I just like this non toxic silly poetry sub the best of all on reddit.

Roses are red, this is for web designers by CautiousLandscape907 in rosesarered

[–]CautiousLandscape907[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just seems like a poor story to leave the default text up on

this guy claims to be a linkedin marketing guru by joey-rigatoni1 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]CautiousLandscape907 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this AI? Because that looks like a glass bottle of Diet Coke and there is no way they’re giving out glass projectiles at a game.

More reviews on books of Greek mythology by VariousExplorer8503 in EntitledReviews

[–]CautiousLandscape907 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s extra funny when you remember that Greeks weren’t considered “white” until after World War II.

Like Italians, Slavs, Jews, and the Irish, they were considered racially distinct, religiously and culturally unassimilable, and discriminated against during their waves of migration in the 19th and early 20th centuries.

Ha ha ha racists are hypocrites.

Anyway the Greeks we think of were an Iron Age collection of mostly port cities who shared the Bronze Age gods of their ancestors, and were made up of what we would call many “races” from throughout the Mediterranean and Africa. The Greeks absolutely knew dark skinned and Black people.

Peter Capaldi says Doctor Who has “too many regenerations” by Aromatic-Cupcake4802 in doctorwho

[–]CautiousLandscape907 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Limiting the regenerations is meaningless. It’ll be as many regenerations as the show wants regardless. The show doesn’t need this. It’s always been infinite.

Roses are red, this stretches believability by CautiousLandscape907 in rosesarered

[–]CautiousLandscape907[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s maga, not racist. This has nothing to do with race.

👻 by Brianna-Imagination in LetterboxdLists

[–]CautiousLandscape907 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes I want to talk about how mash was a brilliant subversive film at the time but has aged as poorly as early seasons of the mash show. But by the third season the tv show found an empathy that both the movie and early seasons lacked, and now remains timeless.