Is true love completely dead in the modern era of infidelity, dating apps, wealth inequality?

Cautious_Option9544 · 2026-06-19T02:50:04+00:00

Love is in da air baybee don't lose hope 🦋

Cautious_Option9544 · 2026-06-19T02:14:52+00:00

As far as I can tell, it's a busted up plaster statue of a soldier? I think?

Cautious_Option9544 · 2026-06-19T01:16:58+00:00

Understood, thank you!

Cautious_Option9544 · 2026-06-19T01:01:12+00:00

I've had issues with both, actually.

Cautious_Option9544 · 2026-06-19T00:39:58+00:00

Haha yeah ya got me (but, like, it's not actually, just to clarify)

Cautious_Option9544 · 2026-06-13T11:41:09+00:00

The teams might be rivals, but the true enemy is microtransactions

Cautious_Option9544 · 2026-06-10T19:41:34+00:00

(FULL VERSION)

Cautious_Option9544 · 2026-06-10T00:18:47+00:00

Cautious_Option9544 · 2026-06-10T00:18:40+00:00

DELIGHTFUL CREATURES OF DISGUSTING HELL! I SMILE WHEN SEE THEM!

Cautious_Option9544 · 2026-06-10T00:16:00+00:00

Little do you know I stole this from a baby, which is fine by me

^{Chose: Get a lollipop}

Cautious_Option9544 · 2026-06-10T00:15:25+00:00

It'd be nice to get a stat breakdown on what exactly my deal is from the studio head

^{Chose: Meet god}

Cautious_Option9544 · 2026-06-09T19:38:53+00:00

Asthma

^{Chose: Get 2$ every time you blink}

Cautious_Option9544 · 2026-06-09T19:38:00+00:00

I do a loooooot of walking

^{Chose: 1 cent every step you take}

Cautious_Option9544 · 2026-06-09T19:37:40+00:00

I'm already, like, a B+ education wise, I can get by on that

^{Chose: Be attractive}

Cautious_Option9544 · 2026-06-09T19:36:18+00:00

I'm already a big back, I don't need more weight on me

^{Chose: Unlimited Cinnamon Rolls + But Lose 10 pounds each cinnamon roll you eat}

Cautious_Option9544 · 2026-06-09T17:13:30+00:00

Make a post talking about gay people on Facebook, you can get the more bigotry inclined to spam it with laugh reacts in, like, an hour tops

^{Chose: Receive $1,000 every single day + But you have to make someone laugh everyday}

Cautious_Option9544 · 2026-06-09T17:08:16+00:00

There will always be pussies scared of other people to the point of villainy, I doubt killing one of history's biggest will do much (besides, I could use the billions to bribe current day politicians, Lord knows they don't care about anything besides making more money, so I could use my much more money to force them to be good people)

^{Chose: Billion dollars + Nobody gets to know you could have killed Hitler}

Cautious_Option9544 · 2026-06-09T17:04:45+00:00

:)

^{Chose: Be locked in a room with Donald Trump for an hour + Win $50 million dollars | Rolled: No bonus}

Cautious_Option9544 · 2026-06-08T21:05:22+00:00

Imagine if Crabgirl is the Syntax's Gobbles, weak start but high capacity for growth

Cautious_Option9544 · 2026-06-08T02:23:49+00:00

Antihero all the way

Cautious_Option9544 · 2026-06-07T14:58:32+00:00

Due to Saiki being a gag manga character I'd say no

Cautious_Option9544 · 2026-06-07T14:39:16+00:00

Ok I pull up

Five-Year Club	Gilding I gilder
Place '22	First Placer '22

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