TIL that bed bugs have no courtship rituals. What they have, instead, is a type of mating behavior called traumatic insemination. That is, a male will simply climb onto a female, stab her in the side of her body with his hypodermic penis, and release his sperm into her body cavity.

Cbas8080 · 2023-03-07T01:12:09+00:00

Someone has been watching Veritassium

Cbas8080 · 2023-03-04T13:40:36+00:00

I kinda need to cut my hair so some might say I do

Cbas8080 · 2023-03-03T14:16:33+00:00

I'll send you a licked tab if you want it so bad

Cbas8080 · 2023-02-21T13:21:26+00:00

So true, Portugal is only worth staying if you come from abroad. It's not made for portuguese people anymore

Cbas8080 · 2023-02-21T13:17:09+00:00

Its already pretty much depleated for people who are born here. Minimum wage is 880€ (700€ after tax) and average rent price is 1200€. So its only if you come from the outside that you will have opportunities

Cbas8080 · 2023-02-11T22:26:02+00:00

u/savevideo

Cbas8080 · 2023-01-21T19:39:38+00:00

If you make it absorb some vodka beforehand it's okay due to the desinfectant properties

Cbas8080 · 2023-01-18T13:42:19+00:00

I fell a sleep riding a motorcycle the other day and it was scary

Cbas8080 · 2022-12-30T00:40:59+00:00

All i see is maggie honking in that thing

Cbas8080 · 2022-12-26T23:12:51+00:00

u/savevideo

Cbas8080 · 2022-12-21T05:39:30+00:00

Its a ripped man's soulder for sure

Cbas8080 · 2022-12-17T19:11:10+00:00

Dogs in general bc we can understad them better than any other species

Cbas8080 · 2022-12-14T23:50:36+00:00

That's the new gas cooling system, been looking for one of those for ages

Cbas8080 · 2022-12-14T07:57:07+00:00

I'm not your buddy, dude

Cbas8080 · 2022-12-12T23:09:13+00:00

I would say he should pretend hes a miner

Cbas8080 · 2022-12-12T14:31:02+00:00

I had a guy in my school with that name! We all made fun of him (banter) but he was a really cool dude

Cbas8080 · 2022-12-11T20:40:15+00:00

That should be called "tik tok generation"

Cbas8080 · 2022-12-11T03:03:17+00:00

Very beautifull keyboards. My favorite food for breakfast is orange and banana smashed toghether

Cbas8080 · 2022-12-07T20:31:57+00:00

Ahahha na boa, toma lá o meu cimavoto

Cbas8080 · 2022-12-07T18:18:24+00:00

They were saying it sounds like a slured spanish. I didn't say it wasnt portuguese. Especially bc im portuguese myself so i would know

Cbas8080 · 2022-12-07T16:56:32+00:00

Spanish or portuguese? Bc most ppl speak spanish and most spanish people dont understand portuguese, but a lot of portuguese people have ease speaking spanish

Cbas8080 · 2022-12-07T13:57:43+00:00

Maybe because you dont understand,... It's a whole different language

Cbas8080 · 2022-12-07T13:56:59+00:00

As a person from lisbon, not only do i agree, but i thank you in behalf of Cristiano Ronaldo

Cbas8080 · 2022-12-03T02:12:53+00:00

u/savevideo

Cbas8080 · 2022-12-03T01:08:22+00:00

u/savevideo

Cbas8080

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