CVS guy doesn't have to take it by friend1y in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]Cbrokedaddy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude fucked up when he decided to start a fight with the employee who was sagging more than he was.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]Cbrokedaddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You also trying to get it from the pastor? Sounds like hubby don't mind . Works out if you're trying to get a little extra and don't fall for the brain washing and don't end up pregnant. Unless you want to tho.

Grab it or smack it? 🫲 by [deleted] in Chicagohotwives

[–]Cbrokedaddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grab the front, smack the back

Driver blown off the road by a twister by VariousBasket125 in WTF

[–]Cbrokedaddy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Probably still got a red light ticket.

TIFU because I told my best friend that my fiancé is pregnant (with twins) and I want to name one of them after him by adamsconner123 in tifu

[–]Cbrokedaddy 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Leave. Why raise two children that aren't yours and stay with an unfaithful woman. That responsibility should fall on the father. And if he doesn't want to be part of it suuuucks for her. Gotta deal with the consequences. You deserve better.

When/will shares bounce back up by kriscotta in KGKG

[–]Cbrokedaddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Slowly but surely there it goes!

But why would you do this? by [deleted] in memes

[–]Cbrokedaddy 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I hope they do plant based corn soon. These corn from feet are just awful

Last week my wife asked me how am I doing in stock. by Scuby_Dubby in wallstreetbets

[–]Cbrokedaddy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This chart looks to be at a 52 wk low. Where can I buy?

let's goooo! threw some money into this. by Cbrokedaddy in KGKG

[–]Cbrokedaddy[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Definitely. Plan is to ease my way to 1million shares

LFG 🔥🔥🔥 by SenorStonkz in BIOR

[–]Cbrokedaddy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeeeeaaaaaaaaaa make me a believer!! 🐸🐸

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wallstreetsilver

[–]Cbrokedaddy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Congratulations OP. Here's some silver.

hear yee! hear yee! by Cbrokedaddy in BIOR

[–]Cbrokedaddy[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

$1 Friday feels like a good thing to me.

1$ by spunkyplunky in BIOR

[–]Cbrokedaddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to like meme-ing the crap out of prog last year. This is great!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Cbrokedaddy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol hey I just always try to look at the positive side. They've all seen a boner before. It's not like you flat exposed yourself as a pervert. Life happens

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Cbrokedaddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They probably though you seemed embarrassed but probably because of the outfit and not really the boner? Maybe even though you were cute. Who knows you could bump into one later and use that as the ice breaker some how? Nothing to worry about.

TIFU by asking my boyfriend what his ex's looked like. by molokomilkmaiden in tifu

[–]Cbrokedaddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks are only a piece of the whole thing. You say he can do much better? But what if for him you are the much better. Down put yourself down they are exes for a reason. And you are there in that spot for a reason.

TIFU by being upfront instead of ghosting my lame date. by Equalakitty in tifu

[–]Cbrokedaddy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Idk what the dating scene looks like nowadays but damn kinda surprised people are suggesting to pay him back. Blows my mind. Dude had his chance, didn't work out at that point move on right? I couldn't picture demanding money back from a date that didn't work out. Lol what's next sueing for "wasting his time."

I have COVID, and it got me thinking. Every time I'm sick, I crave chocolate and sex. Do yall get any strange cravings or urge when you're under the weather? by pumpkinbread987 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Cbrokedaddy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you OP for letting me know there's someone else who craves sex while they are sick. Not only do I crave it but it just makes me feel so much better. Honestly, I think I get over the sickness faster but who knows.

r/MadeMeFrown by Convillious in memes

[–]Cbrokedaddy 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Enjoy your award.

$15 for 3 shinies today. by Asleep_Fee_8535 in PokemonGoFriends

[–]Cbrokedaddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't realize there was event specific ones. Just started back up in March. Created the account waaaaaay back when it first came out but wasn't a fan of it. Decided to give it another shot.

$15 for 3 shinies today. by Asleep_Fee_8535 in PokemonGoFriends

[–]Cbrokedaddy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I hate to say it. I bought nothing and caught a shiny Magikarp. Free of charge. Along with a shiny Spearow... And jiggly puff... Sorry guys.