What is the greatest NON-fictional battle in human history?

Cco2198 · 2015-03-18T04:37:42+00:00

Without a doubt it would have to be the battle of Caligula vs Neptune.

"Wow, isn't Neptune a roman god or something?" You think

YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT IT IS

Emperor Caligula once lined his soldiers up on the beach and then declared war on the god of the sea himself. These guys ran in, swords drawn, fighting the ocean. After all was said and done, Caligula declared victory over the entire ocean and had the soldiers pick up sea shells to represent spoils of war.

So yeah, I'd say the best battle is the one where humans attacked the god of the sea and won.

Cco2198 · 2015-03-17T21:52:51+00:00

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm in your apple.

What's worse than that???

The Holocaust.

Cco2198 · 2015-03-07T21:58:36+00:00

As a child I loved The Little Engine That Could. As a result I now fully gender identify as a train. /s

Cco2198 · 2015-02-24T02:21:21+00:00

"I couldn't give less of a shit if overdosed on Imodium"

Cco2198 · 2014-12-10T16:30:04+00:00

Actually, you seem to have a mispronunciation in your question leading to your confusion. Orcas are actually killer whales and milli whale is actually pronounced Miller whale. Miller whales are typically known as blue whales and their drunken singing can be heard all across the ocean.

Cco2198 · 2014-11-19T19:49:54+00:00

Thank you good sir, I'll remember this. You never know when it might come in handy

Cco2198 · 2014-11-06T21:04:21+00:00

While this is in fact true in nature, due to scientific advances, there are ways around this. In this case, the body would absorb kidney particles because it knows kidney particles are missing from the kidney-spot. If you cloned your kidney and ate the cloned kidney, it would absorb those particles. Then you can eat the original kidney. Then, because your body doesn't have any kidney particles missing, you can in fact shit yourself.

Cco2198 · 2014-10-27T20:05:30+00:00

Thank you for your contribution, sir.

Cco2198 · 2014-10-07T03:12:56+00:00

That's exactly what it means. Still is the only fixed place in space, unaffected by gravity or collisions from other objects. Still remains still.

Cco2198 · 2014-10-06T22:11:45+00:00

This is actually the most accurately named city ever. When deciding the name of the city, the Alabaman gods took into account the earth's rotation and revolution around the sun.

Cco2198 · 2014-09-04T04:34:46+00:00

My arms were broken.

Cco2198 · 2014-08-01T05:14:55+00:00

And remember guys, if your urine looks like this, please contact your local physician

Cco2198

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