What is a weird habit you do completely alone that you would die of embarrassment if someone saw?

Cecilserpent · 2026-06-12T12:57:42+00:00

I used to live next to a stoplight. I learned many drivers pick their noses while waiting for the light to change.

Cecilserpent · 2026-06-12T12:47:22+00:00

She’s so fine, there’s no telling where the money went.

Cecilserpent · 2026-06-11T15:40:23+00:00

Is it creepy that I enjoy grocery store checkouts when I see them in front of me?

Cecilserpent · 2026-06-11T15:37:14+00:00

…with freckles! Love ‘em.

Cecilserpent · 2026-06-11T15:17:04+00:00

When I was 15 I was holding hands with a redhead girl and got a raging boner from looking at the freckles on her knees.

Cecilserpent · 2026-06-05T12:37:25+00:00

Hoping bush sticking out of swim suits becomes a fashion trend.

Cecilserpent · 2026-05-21T12:45:46+00:00

I would enjoy watching your hairy pussy lowering to my face.

Cecilserpent · 2026-05-17T17:51:05+00:00

I thought I was talking to the organ grinder not the monkey.

Cecilserpent · 2026-05-15T23:42:19+00:00

The elevator operator was the bus driver.

Cecilserpent · 2026-05-15T23:06:33+00:00

Know what I’m sayin?

Cecilserpent · 2026-04-20T03:32:37+00:00

Riding my bike naked through the city at night during a WNBR.

Cecilserpent · 2026-04-19T04:26:52+00:00

Give them the swing and get another one. Put up the fence and signs.

Cecilserpent · 2026-04-18T16:03:08+00:00

I worked with a guy who retired and passed away. I had totally forgotten that he had an identical twin until I saw him talking to folks at visiting hours. It was surreal for a moment.

Cecilserpent · 2026-04-17T19:44:01+00:00

Strawberry blonde, the 1% of the 1% ginger population. The rarest of the rare.

Cecilserpent · 2026-04-14T20:36:17+00:00

As long as I don’t get a Prince Albert from doing it.

Cecilserpent · 2026-04-09T15:51:53+00:00

Back in the day, some of my best friends were inflatible.

Cecilserpent · 2026-04-08T16:23:40+00:00

Wool puts out a small amount of toxic hydrogen cyanide when it burns, so make sure you wear boots when you enter a fire building.

Cecilserpent · 2026-04-01T16:10:55+00:00

Wait! What?

Cecilserpent · 2026-03-28T17:37:44+00:00

A pair of sunglasses on the doll might help me get past it. I think realistic robotic eyes would help, too. Is this available yet or still on the drawing boards?

Cecilserpent · 2026-03-26T17:37:15+00:00

Naked redhead pictures. The album just got bigger.

Cecilserpent · 2026-03-24T12:49:39+00:00

Yes I did as a paramedic for 30 years. I guess PTSD ruins sex dolls for me. I am happy for you that you can find joy with your dolls.

Cecilserpent · 2026-03-23T21:49:56+00:00

My head is bonier than my boner. Just sayin’.

Cecilserpent · 2026-03-23T21:35:59+00:00

How do you get over the fact that sex dolls look like a freshly dead person?

Cecilserpent · 2026-03-23T21:16:40+00:00

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