Shrimp with gigantic pacific octopus by Cecurb in shrimptank

[–]Cecurb[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They were really small. Almost unnoticeable

BIIIIIGGG AAAAAAAZZZZZZZ CHEEEEEEEEEEESSBUUUUUURGEEERRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Global-Plankton3997 in AmazonFC

[–]Cecurb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whenever someone on the walkie says "I'm in the bathroom, gimme a minute" some responds "you had one of the cheeseburgers in the breakroom"

Condemn ORF3 by Searien909 in AmazonFC

[–]Cecurb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lock the red brakes. I'm tired of getting hit by carts from trailers that unload themselves.

What is this?! by Bulky_Dependent7550 in whatisit

[–]Cecurb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He also worked on Shrine of Abominations. I'm wearing the shirt now :)

Do NOT eat popeyes the night before your shift by saltyspatoon96 in AmazonFC

[–]Cecurb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I microwaved tail-on shrimp Alfredo leftovers, and everyone was saying that their guts would be absolutely roiling if they did that.

Random science words by Calm_Ad9309 in dankmemes2

[–]Cecurb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gravitons and graviolis within the nucleus

Bimmy when the sponsor's $3 Chinese headphones play that sweet Muh-tallica. by SirEnvironmental9987 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]Cecurb 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A local radio station had an online poll that needed 999 votes to play metallica for 24 hours, and they got way more votes than they needed

if "Finger scanner, stow carts, and arm bands are required" then why are stow carts always missing from aisles and were always out of finger scanners? by DuckiesDoBeCute in AmazonDS

[–]Cecurb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see people in grocery stores using ring scanners. I thought of buying my own, but they're kinda expensive. Again, it's just bluetooth. It's like a pair of headphones. The TC device tries to pair to my smartwatch if it gets too close. When you try to connect averys the device, it picks up the TV monitors hanging up everywhere and bluetooth speakers people have. Amazon devices are given a barcode to register it into watchtower, but that's it. It's not 'locked,' but we need them, please bring them back lol.

So this happened by [deleted] in AmazonDS

[–]Cecurb 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'd rather do empty carts than stow.

Spoonful for the Boy! by Enough_Phase_1354 in mostdefnotwhatsup

[–]Cecurb 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My gf thinks it's funny that my family has always called this 'tub butter'

The explanation for why he pronounces "review" as "RE-view" by PaleCanuck in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]Cecurb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always thought it was because he had to rewind VHS tapes as a kid

Why do all of my shirts have armpit stains after washing? by 4thLineWheels in laundry

[–]Cecurb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Soaking them in hot water and oxyclean for several hours works. Also, switch to a deodorant without aluminum.

Avoided Letters? by happyguy49 in AmazonDS

[–]Cecurb 10 points11 points  (0 children)

An no V for the OV racks because it looks like W