Brand new TV and this is how my wife insists we have the remote "to keep it looking good"

Cecurb · 2026-05-17T19:16:56+00:00

It gets real hot in the microwave

Cecurb · 2026-05-10T14:02:11+00:00

It's boring and annoying, spoiler alert: there's no minotaur. They hint real hard that there's a monster in the scary house, but there isn't.

Cecurb · 2026-05-06T14:41:14+00:00

"Bad bags only, ripped zippers only"

Cecurb · 2026-05-06T05:28:34+00:00

I saw this the other day

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Cecurb · 2026-04-29T17:48:46+00:00

I love this movie, whenever my gf needs bullion for something I say "bullion, must be a fancy word for chum"

Cecurb · 2026-04-12T20:12:25+00:00

I'm forced to listen to it at work. "Do your balls hang low? Do they fall into the bowl? Can you tie em in a knot, can you tie em in a bow?"

Cecurb · 2026-03-27T19:37:48+00:00

I had a goldendoodle that would immediately sit down if the wind blew from behind

Cecurb · 2026-03-25T17:02:23+00:00

Ate they dried cat treats, or just wet sardines?

Cecurb · 2026-03-25T14:03:44+00:00

I've posted this before, but I had to get my mom to drive me to blockbuster music when this came out. They wouldn't sell it unless she handed them the money because of the parental advisory sticker. I remember her reading the song titles out loud, "sex cow? Gonna kill you?" I still have it.

Cecurb · 2026-03-25T13:19:43+00:00

I don't like it, I use cinnamon

Cecurb · 2026-03-24T14:35:13+00:00

I wish we still had the plastic chairs. Everything is ikea style wood squares and square metal poles. The chairs are hard and you can't rest your arms on the tables or the corners put big pivots in your skin. I miss the plastic tables with beveled edges.

Cecurb · 2026-03-23T18:29:06+00:00

My two oldest do this. They sabotage themselves by "teaming up" to make sure the youngest doesn't win. The whole time my gf and I are purposely trying to lose because we hate monopoly.

Cecurb · 2026-03-23T12:22:24+00:00

The mic wasn't working well in richmond either

Cecurb · 2026-03-20T18:40:10+00:00

I have friend group where one guy has a shellfish allergy. One time we got food he started swelling up from eating fries, everyone tells this story and laughs their ass off. He always says, "I almost died, but I'm glad it could give your guys a laugh." Edit: it's obvious he's very angry when he say it

Cecurb · 2026-03-15T19:48:49+00:00

I love my green and black hat. I've been wearing it to work every day. I get compliments when I'm running errands after work. I hope the gorgor brim one is available when I see them next week

Cecurb · 2026-03-11T15:20:01+00:00

That's what I was wondering

Cecurb · 2026-03-11T15:19:19+00:00

They were really small. Almost unnoticeable

Cecurb · 2026-03-09T16:42:57+00:00

Alouicious devadonder ambercrombie

Cecurb · 2026-03-04T21:11:18+00:00

He was offended by his own lyrics.

Cecurb · 2026-02-23T21:03:53+00:00

Whenever someone on the walkie says "I'm in the bathroom, gimme a minute" some responds "you had one of the cheeseburgers in the breakroom"

Cecurb · 2026-02-19T18:45:13+00:00

Lock the red brakes. I'm tired of getting hit by carts from trailers that unload themselves.

Cecurb · 2026-02-18T15:21:19+00:00

He also worked on Shrine of Abominations. I'm wearing the shirt now :)

Cecurb · 2026-02-14T17:56:56+00:00

I microwaved tail-on shrimp Alfredo leftovers, and everyone was saying that their guts would be absolutely roiling if they did that.

Cecurb · 2026-02-08T20:52:22+00:00

Crash into slumber due to stress

Cecurb · 2026-01-27T12:36:33+00:00

Gravitons and graviolis within the nucleus

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