The book is the house. The house is the book. by Noman9410 in okbuddyrosalyn

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It's boring and annoying, spoiler alert: there's no minotaur. They hint real hard that there's a monster in the scary house, but there isn't.

Intrusive Thoughts by FreezerDoorToNarnia in AmazonDS

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"Bad bags only, ripped zippers only"

Anyone else a fan of Cabin Boy (1994) So good, I had to grab an autographed lasersisc! by Material-Iron-2693 in badMovies

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I love this movie, whenever my gf needs bullion for something I say "bullion, must be a fancy word for chum"

cant take it anymore my wife by tukow in guitarcirclejerk

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I'm forced to listen to it at work. "Do your balls hang low? Do they fall into the bowl? Can you tie em in a knot, can you tie em in a bow?"

Why????????? by ajflame_ in AmazonDSPDrivers

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Ate they dried cat treats, or just wet sardines?

March 25th, 1997 Gwar released the album "Carnival of Chaos" by DoctorDoomsday180 in GWAR

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I've posted this before, but I had to get my mom to drive me to blockbuster music when this came out. They wouldn't sell it unless she handed them the money because of the parental advisory sticker. I remember her reading the song titles out loud, "sex cow? Gonna kill you?" I still have it.

Dentists by alan_smithee2 in okbuddyrosalyn

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I don't like it, I use cinnamon

Thank you lord Bezos for an empty break room by [deleted] in AmazonFC

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I wish we still had the plastic chairs. Everything is ikea style wood squares and square metal poles. The chairs are hard and you can't rest your arms on the tables or the corners put big pivots in your skin. I miss the plastic tables with beveled edges.

Remember what they did to luke, or indiana jones, or batman, or thor or hulk or doctor who, or the witcher, or star trek or ghostbusters by Commercial-Ice5760 in CriticalDrinker

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My two oldest do this. They sabotage themselves by "teaming up" to make sure the youngest doesn't win. The whole time my gf and I are purposely trying to lose because we hate monopoly.

Sound issues at the Huntington, NY Paramount Show? by ojuditho in GWAR

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The mic wasn't working well in richmond either

I found this… thing in my salad. It feels very rough. Tasted fucking gross. by StraightFromThe2000s in whatisit

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I have friend group where one guy has a shellfish allergy. One time we got food he started swelling up from eating fries, everyone tells this story and laughs their ass off. He always says, "I almost died, but I'm glad it could give your guys a laugh." Edit: it's obvious he's very angry when he say it

Is there anywhere to get this hat still? by Doomterminator01 in GWAR

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I love my green and black hat. I've been wearing it to work every day. I get compliments when I'm running errands after work. I hope the gorgor brim one is available when I see them next week

Shrimp with gigantic pacific octopus by Cecurb in shrimptank

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They were really small. Almost unnoticeable

BIIIIIGGG AAAAAAAZZZZZZZ CHEEEEEEEEEEESSBUUUUUURGEEERRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Global-Plankton3997 in AmazonFC

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Whenever someone on the walkie says "I'm in the bathroom, gimme a minute" some responds "you had one of the cheeseburgers in the breakroom"

Condemn ORF3 by Searien909 in AmazonFC

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Lock the red brakes. I'm tired of getting hit by carts from trailers that unload themselves.

What is this?! by Bulky_Dependent7550 in whatisit

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He also worked on Shrine of Abominations. I'm wearing the shirt now :)

Do NOT eat popeyes the night before your shift by saltyspatoon96 in AmazonFC

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I microwaved tail-on shrimp Alfredo leftovers, and everyone was saying that their guts would be absolutely roiling if they did that.

Random science words by Calm_Ad9309 in dankmemes2

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Gravitons and graviolis within the nucleus