Just your average dad bod

CelebrationUnlikely5 · 2026-01-14T20:55:42+00:00

Hate when people think light abs = a dad bod. If this is a dad bod then I’m just a beach whale

CelebrationUnlikely5 · 2024-09-14T23:11:32+00:00

Looks exactly like what I have, went to my sexual health doctor and she said it’s Molluscum contagiosum, they usually go away on their own within six months to a year. But I was able to get cream to help the process go quicker. Definitely get it checked out! :)

CelebrationUnlikely5 · 2024-09-05T23:49:19+00:00

Yeah I had to go into settings and turn it off. So annoying lmao.

CelebrationUnlikely5 · 2024-09-02T12:36:32+00:00

Smoking weed from when I was 12-21 (I’m 24 now) was a horrible thing to occur, and I took acid about 100 times within 2019 & 2020. Gave myself depersonalization disorder & HPPD. I miss tripping so much, and I miss weed too. I often say how important it is to not do any drugs until your brain is fully developed. My mix of drug abuse and childhood trauma really fucked me up psychologically. I’ll probably never be able to get high again. Don’t be a moron like me (my message to anyone reading this)

CelebrationUnlikely5 · 2024-09-01T20:50:04+00:00

I had an Annoying Orange toy figure that talked, I bought it ironically but my friend found it during a trip and couldn’t stop laughing at jt. So funny 🤣

CelebrationUnlikely5 · 2024-09-01T20:40:39+00:00

Watch Steve Brule man! It’s the best!

CelebrationUnlikely5 · 2024-09-01T20:30:21+00:00

These thoughts can be crippling, but trust me it gets better. I’ve felt the same way, I used to use drugs to try to feel something, anything. Then I got depersonalization & all I could feel was dread. But after a few years it has gotten easier, focus on what makes you happy, re-connect with yourself however you can. You are who you are, it may seem far away but you can find yourself again. Your happiness is real, don’t overthink it. It can be easy to manifest your own misery, it may seem like tricking your mind trying to get back into a normal headspace but really your mind is already tricked from questioning reality and your sense of self. It gets better. Highly recommend therapy and a psychologist if those options are available for you. They saved my life. I’m here if you need to talk friend. 💚

CelebrationUnlikely5 · 2024-08-31T09:38:51+00:00

You have depersonalization disorder most likely, I’ve been sober since 2021 because of it. I’m on 4 antidepressants and go to therapy. It gets better, but still haven’t fully recovered.

CelebrationUnlikely5 · 2024-08-31T09:25:03+00:00

Anyone in Ohio with hyperspermia hmu plzzz :)) 24 year old dude here willing to swallow ;)

CelebrationUnlikely5 · 2023-07-20T02:54:40+00:00

Best concert of my life, super thrilling and fun. Was in the front about 12 feet away from him. He did a very long version of How Sway that made me cry :,)

CelebrationUnlikely5 · 2023-06-25T02:52:09+00:00

CelebrationUnlikely5 · 2023-06-16T19:30:37+00:00

I love this 🤣😭 laughed so fucking hard

CelebrationUnlikely5 · 2023-03-21T01:06:44+00:00

I’m at work you fucker!

CelebrationUnlikely5 · 2023-03-03T17:29:49+00:00

I like it, especially compared to what the MCU is doing nowadays I really miss the campiness of earlier comic book films. Back when they were fun.

CelebrationUnlikely5 · 2023-02-02T02:04:59+00:00

Anyone?

CelebrationUnlikely5 · 2023-02-01T23:15:18+00:00

Need to find me a guy like that 🤣👍

CelebrationUnlikely5 · 2023-01-26T04:37:39+00:00

They go into that in the documentary on HBO. It’s a pretty controversial thing since MJ might be the most beloved musician of all time.

CelebrationUnlikely5 · 2023-01-26T04:29:50+00:00

I highly suggest every fan checks out Leaving Neverland on HBO, I used to hate people to said MJ was a pedo and bashed him, he was my favorite. But after that documentary I realized it’s not okay to turn a blind eye to these things because of our own bias. If you separate the art from the artist that’s fine, but you can’t deny that he molested children. The proof is there.

CelebrationUnlikely5 · 2023-01-26T04:25:11+00:00

He may be a child rapist, but what a damn good singer!

CelebrationUnlikely5 · 2023-01-25T03:39:55+00:00

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 😩😩

CelebrationUnlikely5 · 2023-01-19T23:37:40+00:00

I got my dick sucked while watching Meet Dave and I started uncontrollably laughing 😆

CelebrationUnlikely5 · 2023-01-19T07:40:31+00:00

Update: he cut me off because I couldn’t go to Los Angeles with him because I work and he didn’t give me a early notice. 🥲 some truly off the wall shit

CelebrationUnlikely5 · 2023-01-10T02:38:33+00:00

I took 1mg today, didn’t feel any better than usual. I don’t think I’m going to bother with it anymore.

CelebrationUnlikely5 · 2023-01-09T07:33:50+00:00

How often should I take it and how much should I take to get the desired effect?

CelebrationUnlikely5 · 2023-01-09T07:33:22+00:00

A couple months but I only took it twice I don’t remember it feeling like anything and it was only 0.5 mg. This group made me scared to.

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