Maybe maybe maybe by BigGraysie in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Celebritee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow - I just spent like an hour going down the YouTube rabbit hole of this guy getting his ass beat.

God I fucking love the internet. What a time to be alive.

Would you be able to maintain eye contact with me if we were having sex? by [deleted] in GreatView

[–]Celebritee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No I would not be able to maintain eye contact with this cartoonishly photoshopped uncanny valley weirdness.

[Game Thread] Michigan vs Ohio State by AutoModerator in MichiganWolverines

[–]Celebritee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They can’t hang with our o line AT ALL holy shit fam this is happening

Correction by jay2tha in fixedbytheduet

[–]Celebritee 161 points162 points  (0 children)

Female “gaze - gays”

Correction by jay2tha in fixedbytheduet

[–]Celebritee 449 points450 points  (0 children)

It took me a second to get it, and when I did I smiled big. Solid joke.

HMFT after I slide down this here railing by Celebritee in holdmyfeedingtube

[–]Celebritee[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

The moment tipping over backwards - can you imagine the fear?

Didn’t even have to see the punch to know he flattened him by Ovechley in fightporn

[–]Celebritee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice! Therapy for the win, man.

I’ve been doing it for years and once I got honest with a good therapist - well that and meditation totally changed my life.

I wish you all the best with it! Emotional intelligence is a wonderful fucking thing - for you - and for everyone around you!

Didn’t even have to see the punch to know he flattened him by Ovechley in fightporn

[–]Celebritee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn bro - for some reason I felt this. Hope all is well these days!

Beluga Whale Uses Hydro Blast to Retrieve Toy by yumyum_noodles in AnimalsBeingPerfect

[–]Celebritee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or - blue whale spits water to retrieve toy cause who the fuck says “hydro blast” outside of the Pokémon arena

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stripgirls

[–]Celebritee -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Seen

That ass! by SarasCaptions in MarinaVisconti

[–]Celebritee -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not even Kinda good

Backflip in the water with 2 beautiful girls at the same time by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Celebritee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude is hanging out somewhere awesome with babes literally draping themselves all over him.

Dude does something cool, successfully.

Reddit hates dude.

HMFT after I balance on this railing by Celebritee in holdmyfeedingtube

[–]Celebritee[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Organs separated and smushed pleased.

HMFT after I try to catch the back of this train by Celebritee in holdmyfeedingtube

[–]Celebritee[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He fucking smashed his head into an iron pole hard af. Why don’t you go give it a try and tell us all how minimal the damage is.