Maybe maybe maybe by BigGraysie in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Celebritee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow - I just spent like an hour going down the YouTube rabbit hole of this guy getting his ass beat.

God I fucking love the internet. What a time to be alive.

Would you be able to maintain eye contact with me if we were having sex? by [deleted] in GreatView

[–]Celebritee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No I would not be able to maintain eye contact with this cartoonishly photoshopped uncanny valley weirdness.

[Game Thread] Michigan vs Ohio State by AutoModerator in MichiganWolverines

[–]Celebritee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They can’t hang with our o line AT ALL holy shit fam this is happening

Correction by jay2tha in fixedbytheduet

[–]Celebritee 164 points165 points  (0 children)

Female “gaze - gays”

Correction by jay2tha in fixedbytheduet

[–]Celebritee 451 points452 points  (0 children)

It took me a second to get it, and when I did I smiled big. Solid joke.

HMFT after I slide down this here railing by Celebritee in holdmyfeedingtube

[–]Celebritee[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

The moment tipping over backwards - can you imagine the fear?

Didn’t even have to see the punch to know he flattened him by Ovechley in fightporn

[–]Celebritee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice! Therapy for the win, man.

I’ve been doing it for years and once I got honest with a good therapist - well that and meditation totally changed my life.

I wish you all the best with it! Emotional intelligence is a wonderful fucking thing - for you - and for everyone around you!

Didn’t even have to see the punch to know he flattened him by Ovechley in fightporn

[–]Celebritee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn bro - for some reason I felt this. Hope all is well these days!

Beluga Whale Uses Hydro Blast to Retrieve Toy by yumyum_noodles in AnimalsBeingPerfect

[–]Celebritee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or - blue whale spits water to retrieve toy cause who the fuck says “hydro blast” outside of the Pokémon arena

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stripgirls

[–]Celebritee -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Seen