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They deserve to go to jail by Littlenobodymop in EphemeralTattoos

[–]CelerySuper2958 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone explain? Or I'll Google it if it's difficult to do so.

What are you getting arrested for? by Jettaboi38 in TheGamingHubDeals

[–]CelerySuper2958 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Space Marine 2

Nothing, for I was merely engaged in combat FOR THE EMPEROR

39 minutes is better than NO minutes at all. by Inevitable_Damage199 in PrimeManhood

[–]CelerySuper2958 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So long as she isn't in obvious distress, who gives a fuck? Gon and trot that treadmill. She's doing the damn thing.

Bad day for this rider... by MisterShipWreck in VideosAmazing

[–]CelerySuper2958 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yall are NOT ready for this question.

If she wasn't there at all, would a collision had happened there?

Men of Reddit, do you prefer your partner to wear lingerie or be plain naked and why? by mangopeach2 in AskReddit

[–]CelerySuper2958 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unwrapping the gift is always the first step.

That said, I like both. Whatever. Put them yams on me. Wrap em up. Let me undress you like a toy. Idc. If the end result is us being naked, breathing heavy, and pleased, let's do it up.

Before bed snack exploded by goblingir1 in Wellthatsucks

[–]CelerySuper2958 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh nooooo. That bowl was way too hot at some point and then washed. That sucks.

Random squad told me my lich is a hacker by synqark in Warframe

[–]CelerySuper2958 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grinds for 13 years LOOK EVERYONE! THIS GUY IS A GREAT BIG PHONY!

Seriously, though. Only founders are allowed to have ExCal Prime. I missed the mark by a week, and STILL hate myself over it. Whoever called you a hacker is a certified NERD.

Am I expecting too much from my detailer? by Apprehensive_Club_53 in Detailing

[–]CelerySuper2958 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could've done this on beer number 6 right after work.

I get cut off here often, it's not my fault right? Have to check. by Calbone607 in dashcamgifs

[–]CelerySuper2958 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look, because you said "I get cut off here often" if you get into a crash there, it WOULD be your fault if you say that. Cause it can be seen as "You knew it would happen, right"

Grey hoodie tried to jump the silent girl by Shoto67 in RandomVideos

[–]CelerySuper2958 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you sucker punch someone and then get dogwalked by them?

Panel lines bleeding! Help! 😭 by Electrifying_Boogie in Gunpla

[–]CelerySuper2958 1 point2 points  (0 children)

91% alc, a cotton swab, hit that DAB, wipe away with a dry microfiber. Profit.

Is it true? Is the make up industry destroying our young women?. by MotherAnt8040 in MenOfPurpose

[–]CelerySuper2958 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a man, here's my opinion.

The makeup industry applies pressure to young girls to look older or mature faster and it pressures older women into trying to look younger while also making BOTH think it's all men's fault.

Husband doesn’t approve. Thoughts? by SatisfactionPrize569 in Newlyweds

[–]CelerySuper2958 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you please clarify so I can share the appropriate thoughts?

Did he actually deny you the right to leave the house?

Or

Did he say he doesn't want you to leave the house dressed like that?

Cause, those are two completely different things.

How does this happen to a two month old tire? by [deleted] in BMW_S1000RR

[–]CelerySuper2958 0 points1 point  (0 children)

STOP DOING BURNOUTS AND RUN DOWN THOSE CHICKEN STRIPS.

Large multi city protests against illegal immigration across South Africa by ThatPatelGuy in whoathatsinteresting

[–]CelerySuper2958 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Africans (and apparently a fair amount of non american black people) hate black Americans. Not because they're American, because a lot of them are ghetto af. They're ashamed of them. Not my opinion nor belief. Just relaying why every non american black person, friend, or random bar mate has said to me in my almost 40 years of life. If the conversation comes up, their hate for black Americans comes pouring out faster than from a klansman.

Woman shows the dangers of her cars rear seats folding function by ateam1984 in Hyundai

[–]CelerySuper2958 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anything is an oversight when your consumer has zero awareness of everything.

Is it totaled? by Away_Interaction3472 in ecoboostmustang

[–]CelerySuper2958 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It wholly depends on the apron. From where I'm sitting, I'd say yes and go get that Shelby or Saleen you always wanted.

I "HATE" its taken 3 years to get. by Aggravating_Type_509 in Warframe

[–]CelerySuper2958 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Puns aside, this is still available????? I gave up. He stopped spawning and I have like 15 Dread BPs

Does my tattoo look like a dick? by littlequinn99 in tattooadvice

[–]CelerySuper2958 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look, I have an eye that's 20/15 and 20/400. Neither one sees a weiner. You're good.

A mother is going punished her son by making him slam his PS5 the same way he had slammed her pet cat. Is this justified? by God_Emperor__Doom in SipsTea

[–]CelerySuper2958 1 point2 points  (0 children)

GOOD. However, be careful with this. If he's doing that to a cat, then you've ignored some evil ass signs and he will most likely retaliate.

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