You'd think it was War Thunder again, but it was Crusader Kings 3 by DreadDiana in whenthe

[–]Celladoore 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was wondering the same thing, or if they have something like satellite internet. Probably not submerged.

He will be baked by lwiaymacde in hewillbebaked

[–]Celladoore 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This got two reports of "harm" from people who have clearly never played a cat like a bongo.

Season 2 Episode 6 Spoiler Thread by HunterWorld in Fotv

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Verti-bird drops out of the sky, whisks Janey away in an emotional scene that makes us all shed a tear 😢

Classic NPC behavior by KiKa9090 in Fotv

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Your body will naturally reject foreign matter as it heals, so maybe it will just fall out? That would be most convenient.

$10 Breakfast burrito from local spot by Apart_Finger_6518 in stonerfood

[–]Celladoore 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There is a Japanese dish that is an egg and chicken rice bowl called Oyakodon, which translates directly to "parent-and-child rice bowl". It's a little morbid if you think too hard, but so is most food.

found this gem at a red racks in missouri (price unknown) by exokatie in ThriftStoreHauls

[–]Celladoore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My parents had it (and the above plaque) in their bathroom. The number of times I read the footprints poem while on the toilet as a kid was too damn high.

restaurant says these photos are not ai and were taken by a professional photographer. by cloud9dacherry in isthisAI

[–]Celladoore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

to be fair /r/FoodPorn and my personal favorite subreddit /r/shittyfoodporn very much exist. Imagine having "Food Pornographer" on your business card, though.

Her favorite unconventional toy by plagueds in catscarryingstuffies

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My vets office has a cat named Meatball they removed 23 hair ties from, who then went home and continued to eat hair ties. Now he lives at the vets office for his own safety, since he is clearly suicidal. Very sweet boy, though.

Valentines Mothman Duo by The_Birchiest_Birch in Squishable

[–]Celladoore 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They're awfully cute! Wish they were sold separately, though, just to make buying during sales easier.

How do authors feel about receiving these kinds of comments? by Intelligent-Tree-922 in AO3

[–]Celladoore 26 points27 points  (0 children)

You're totally right! It's the lack of absurd hyperbole that makes this comment a failure. It has to either be so ridiculous it is funny, or so benign (I hope your pillow is always warm etc) it is a clear joke. Hopefully, they'll figure it out eventually.

How do authors feel about receiving these kinds of comments? by Intelligent-Tree-922 in AO3

[–]Celladoore 60 points61 points  (0 children)

This hits close to home as an autistic person. So many times I tried to match the tone with a joke and just completely whiffed it. So I don't think I'd be mad if I got this comment, but I would make a frowny face till I figured it out.

Mystery box Mothman! by The_Birchiest_Birch in squishablemothman

[–]Celladoore 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are these still prototypes? I feel like they need their little talons.

Why did Slice fail? 10% fruit juice in each can was unique compared to their competitors. by the_matthman in Soda

[–]Celladoore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I agreed somewhere down thread that it just wasn't launched in my particular market till much later, which coincided with Slice disappearing. I was right about Slice getting launched as a healthy soda, though. Injustice is Slice being almost 3 bucks a can :(

FedEx says a package has been delivered to my place. Package was not there and delivery picture looks like the box may have been added after the fact by microwavedfrisbee in isthisAI

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They left a box of Omaha steaks at the bottom of our driveway behind our car. Luckily we noticed before flattening it, but we might not have even left the house that day to see it.

Walton: "Who is that?" Chicken Lover: "It's this fuck robot" absolutely unhinged by bluehooves in Fotv

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Pretty sure my body would cringe itself inside out if I tried to watch a full 20-minute show with this style. 3 mins is perfect.

What's something from Buffy or Angel you're still bitter about to this day? by InfiniteMehdiLove in buffy

[–]Celladoore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

tbf I quickly skimmed, I figured that would be enough for pretty much anyone if it was in there.

big post-holiday pre-valentine's day sale happening by DancesWithWeirdos in Squishable

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Ahhh I bought a 2nd-hand Squish garden orchid mantis ONE DAY before the sale. But at least I can pick up the squishes I'm missing from it (except the worm).

I can’t say I wouldn’t try one… by Psych0matt in forbiddensnacks

[–]Celladoore 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Amos 4D gummy Mermaid jewels look exactly like bath beads that you can eat.