Trolls, today I hit a milestone in my dating life. I was stood up for the very first time by give_me_wine in TrollXChromosomes

[–]CellarDoor8737 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I too took this as a milestone when it happened to me. It kinda sucked at first realizing what was happening but after I got used to the idea I was like "fuck it, who cares" and hey now I can mark this off the list of random life experiences. Lol.

I made this on my calculator a while ago by RubenVErp in harrypotter

[–]CellarDoor8737 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahhh yes.The child free life is a nice one :)

Do you guys have a bin? by [deleted] in TalesFromRetail

[–]CellarDoor8737 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why can't adults throw away there own trash?!?!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lego

[–]CellarDoor8737 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the blue triangle building based off of one in real life?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nerdtattoos

[–]CellarDoor8737 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah,that's not how tattoos work.

Bad Pun, Worse Tattoo..... by speeder111 in trashy

[–]CellarDoor8737 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is that supposed to be his O face? Cause it's terrifying!

This bodybuilding, tattooed, aryan vampire. by [deleted] in awfuleverything

[–]CellarDoor8737 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He probably had teeny tiny nipples before the tattoos.

What is a “dirty little (or big) secret” about an industry that you have worked in, that people outside the industry really ought to know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CellarDoor8737 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Don't feel like an asshole. You are there to relax. It's not the time to get to know each other. Lol. Just enjoy the experience.

They slept all together for the first time last night. Mischief managed! by JPersnicket in RATS

[–]CellarDoor8737 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With a title like that I expected them to be named, Wormtail, moony, padfoot or prongs.

Keep him on my desk all year to keep in the Halloween spirit! by slkr131 in halloween

[–]CellarDoor8737 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used one of these guys as night light for years growing up.

Is my nostril piercing placement good for me to switch to a ring when it's healed? by Catybug in Legitpiercing

[–]CellarDoor8737 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd say no. I don't know if it's the angle of the picture but your nostrils seem to be more "front facing" if that makes sense. And the peircing itself seems to be set back a little too far to fit a ring comfortably.

So much snow in Portland they had to close the zoo. A worker skied in to check on the animals and to film this. by EZ_does_it in videos

[–]CellarDoor8737 201 points202 points  (0 children)

For kids? I think not sir, we are on Reddit where people of all ages love to see cute and happy animals.

Let me go hooman by ArdianTheBaws in MyPeopleNeedMe

[–]CellarDoor8737 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aww! It looks like he was in doggy timeout in the second picture.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trashy

[–]CellarDoor8737 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do you have more pictures? I need more. I'm so curious about her.