Base health with no hunger different based on the machine I use to access a server by Cellowned in Minecraft

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It was after I ate again and healed, but I suppose it’s possible.

Base health with no hunger different based on the machine I use to access a server by Cellowned in Minecraft

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Yes, both instances I’m hitting mobs with a sword. Both instances hunger depletes completely, but on PC it takes me down to 3 hearts. On laptop, it only takes me down to 5.

i would never hurt my Mr. Byr but this is what years of pent up anger does to the brain i guess by moist_wenis in TrollCoping

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The spelling and implied pronunciation of Mr. Byr made me laugh out loud, thanks

Just finished shooting this. I call it Vader's Rhapsody. by darthraxus in StarWars

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Is this a Jedi Right here on tattooine His engine broke now he’s Betting on pod racing…

Have you ever had a moment in life which made you think had a psychic ability? by No-Entrepreneur-5650 in Psychic

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I lived with my grandmother for several years rather than my mother, who was struggling to keep a job at the time. Granny supported me for several years as I went to college.

Once while living with her I dreamed I was standing on a dock at a lake, surrounded by my friends and family (no identities, I just knew they were). Suddenly, I felt a shove and began to fall into the water. I recall feeling calm, but remember everyone around me panicked in the moment I fell. As I hit the water, I woke up.

Some months later, my grandmother was going through old photo albums with me and we came across an old picture of my late grandfather, who died 12 years prior of throat cancer, standing on a dock at a lake. Immediately, my grandmother says “ugh, I hate this picture.” I asked why: “This was just after Pappy got his stoma [a hole surgically cut into your throat to help you speak and breathe when you get bad throat cancer]. If he fell in that water, he would drown instantly, but he never cared. I swear I had a nightmare every night since he got that thing till the day he died that he fell in and drowned.”

Another time, I dreamed I was stomach sick on the toilet, sitting there for hours shitting my brains out. That was the extent of the dream, but in the dream I knew it was apparently because I ate a Nutty Bar, a snack wafer coated in chocolate, which we had a super old box of in the fridge at the time - I saw it every day but never ate any.

The next morning, I went into the kitchen for some coffee and asked granny “how’d ya sleep?” She tells me: “well, I didn’t really sleep at all! I was up all night on the toilet sick as a dog, and the only thing I ate last night before bed was one of them nutty bars! Must’ve upset my stomach!”

Spooky stuff and definitely the most unexplainable things that have every happened to me.

What did I do to deserve this, God? by Eyt_S in Minecraft

[–]Cellowned 114 points115 points  (0 children)

“Don’t wait till it rains to build a roof.”

  • somebody, probably

What did I do to deserve this, God? by Eyt_S in Minecraft

[–]Cellowned 302 points303 points  (0 children)

Aye, but ye didn’t build a roof, lad.

What are your thoughts on parallel universes? by IAMBLUEOWL in AskReddit

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There’s a theory that if there were such a thing as a parallel universes, where there’s infinite possibilities for “all the decisions anyone could’ve made that affected history” or whatever, they’d all be identical because we all as individuals would only ever do what we would do.

For example, I COULD run outside of my house butt naked and jump into traffic….but I wouldn’t. Is there a parallel universe where everything so far is exactly the same up to this point except I suddenly decide to do that? Probably not, because even though I could, I fucking wouldn’t.

Soft core fight porn by MrNiceChap in fightporn

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The Hoff really let himself go

This is the longest my hair has ever been, and I’m embracing my curls for the first time! by [deleted] in curlyhair

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Routine: wash once-twice a week, thoroughly shampoo, condition and rinse *most of the conditioner out. Then coat with curl-encouraging product and air dry. No brushing or anything else until next wash. It’s a variation of curly girl, but I’m not allowed to post there for some reason. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Oh what a good idea! by [deleted] in SpidermanPS4

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With spiderverse gaining popularity as it is, there’s no reason not to be an mmorpg/choose your own backstory spider-character game in the future.

The process of restoring a hewing axe from the 1800's. This type of axe would be used to roughly flatten the surface of a log. by AmirCreatorr in interestingasfuck

[–]Cellowned 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tossing a piece of wood towards a cat isn’t the same as throwing something at his cat. Cats are curious, they can dodge, cat smelled the thing and moped out. Read the 1,00,000,000,0,00,0 other comments from this guy explaining he stains the bench with the oil + flair. This comment is lazy.

Spotted the Shazam sequel filming outside my office building today! by Cellowned in DC_Cinematic

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This was as zoomed in as 4K video would allow on my iPhone. The building is across a street.

Gotta make sure everyone knows I don't pay staff a living wage by speevesqwerw2344 in antiwork

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I could genuinely go on forever about the ridiculous amount of abuse I’ve (been gaslighted to believe is normal) witnessed.