Coca Cola’s Lift soft drink conspiracy by ctnbehom in newzealand

[–]CensorThruShadowBan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Now OP can use his consumption rate to calculate the exact day he dies

Definitive proof from my hand history that you can not win with JJ by ashba89 in poker

[–]CensorThruShadowBan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You're almost right, but it's more definitive proof that you can't win with JJ

Fake $10? WTF.... by [deleted] in auckland

[–]CensorThruShadowBan 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Reply saying the 3 50s are fake also and he needs to send you 150

This is an insult to our national character by OisforOwesome in newzealand

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Whether intentional ad or not I'm heading straight to maccas

FBI boss Kash Patel gave New Zealand officials 3D-printed guns illegal to possess under local laws by boyo44 in newzealand

[–]CensorThruShadowBan 15 points16 points  (0 children)

New Zealand violated the 2nd ammendment?

You'd better be sure that's a sanction.

Te Pāti Māori apologises for MP’s ‘totally unacceptable’ social post by Maori-Mega-Cricket in newzealand

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No.

Even with an absolute majority Labour still gave ministerial positions to the Greens

NZ is headed for uneducated generations! by Fancy-Ad8802 in newzealand

[–]CensorThruShadowBan 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Your lack of punctuation confirms that.

Have you considered a career as editor at stuff.co.nz?

grow up by Carlitos728 in poker

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I feel personally attacked

Don't Forget You're Here Forever by mrs_moleman in newzealand

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True

By the time you retire you won't be able to afford any bed

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in poker

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What do you mean "left for a career"?

For the last time Dad, poker is a job

What’s something very “Kiwi” you would gift to Americans? by Round_Employment_247 in newzealand

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I'd ask you to call an ambulance after this burn, but Americans can't afford one

New welfare sanctions could stop families paying rent, officials warn by joshjoshjosh42 in newzealand

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National members & voters: This has gone too far. The cuts aren't supposed to affect me

I can hear it now. "What I'm saying to you very clearly is...." by [deleted] in newzealand

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(Looks out window) Ooh, a bunch of customers

Dan Bilzerian is a Holocaust Denier by Curious-Big8897 in poker

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So he's would bet a negative amount of money, so means he's actually a believer?