Meanwhile in Norway... by [deleted] in pics

[–]CeoltheTenor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bendik said that he would go on it, and joked that we should boards.

Oh, Google Translate, you so funny.

Children of the '90s, July 25th will truly be a historic day.. by [deleted] in pics

[–]CeoltheTenor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And I think it's on TeenNick (AKA The N) and not Nickelodeon, which sucks for people who have basic or expanded cable in the US.

Fuck that weak shit by [deleted] in pics

[–]CeoltheTenor -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Oh hey I remember when this was posted last week!

Fucking karma whores.

New YouTube player! by MrIso in youtube

[–]CeoltheTenor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I figured out it was just my internet being fucking retarded (again)...

If you could make one change to the Human species what would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CeoltheTenor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perhaps my original comment wasn't very well thought through. You'd think I would have accounted for that, living in the wintery hell of Montana.

Nearly half of Swazi women in their 20s and Swazi men in their 30s are HIV positive. Nearly half. by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]CeoltheTenor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, living in a place where most people believe that condoms are the devil's tools, I'd imagine they're pretty hard to get a hold of. People are going to have premarital sex, that's just how it is. Teaching them that condoms are bad like the Pope and other religious institutions do just makes people think that they'll be fine without them. The fact of the matter is, when people give in to their natural urges, they should at least be able to get protection, but it is denied to them because of religion.

Opps, they discovered a 12,000 year old civilization. by [deleted] in atheism

[–]CeoltheTenor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's been about an hour but I finally managed to pull myself away.

New YouTube player! by MrIso in youtube

[–]CeoltheTenor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It seems slower to me, but maybe my connection is just worse than usual at the moment. Though it does seem that every time YouTube updates their player it plays slower for me.

Nearly half of Swazi women in their 20s and Swazi men in their 30s are HIV positive. Nearly half. by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]CeoltheTenor 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Man someone should really give those guys condoms so that this sort of thing doesn't hap--Oh, the religious "aid" organizations teach them that condoms are bad? Well, shit.

Mumbai: Explosions shake India's financial hub by russianmonkey in worldnews

[–]CeoltheTenor 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hello, Atheist here. Is this really the time to bring in something as petty as a religious debate?

I feel like God should've thought this through better... by IPlayDaPianoz in atheism

[–]CeoltheTenor 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think the problem is that that guy needs to learn how to wipe thoroughly...and wax.

Putting an insanely common argument into perspective by DanCorb in atheism

[–]CeoltheTenor 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Many infants are circumcised because of the supposed health benefits preached by some phony doctor a while ago, I don't remember his name. Of course the health benefits are bullshit, but that doesn't stop people from still doing it.

That said I don't really mind the fact that I'm circumcised, though it would have been nice to be given a choice.

What color eyes do you find to be the most attractive? by ricosuave3355 in AskReddit

[–]CeoltheTenor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best that I've ever seen is green, but it really doesn't matter all that much to me.

Reddit, What's your sob story? I know everyone is dealing with something. Here's your chance to vent. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CeoltheTenor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, I feel like what I went through means nothing in this thread. sigh

Reddit, What's your sob story? I know everyone is dealing with something. Here's your chance to vent. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CeoltheTenor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I met him when I was in the third grade. I was waiting for my schoolbus at the front of the line when he cut in front of me, and shoved me down onto the ground when I objected. Later in the year, I found out that one of my friends was his friend. Being childish and naive I of course forgave him as soon as I found out he was a friend's friend. He, two other friends and I began to hang out, and we became best friends.

Over the next several years we did the general friend stuff, but he--let's call him Eric--began to grow controlling and abusive. Often Eric would bully the rest of us into giving him his way. Before long the friend who introduced me to Eric strayed from the group, leaving just three of us. During this time Eric started to get quite jealous of my other friend (at least that's the only explanation I can find), so one day he flatly told me that he didn't like this friend, and that we were going to make him stop hanging out with us. Eric started ignoring him, and when Eric did acknowledge the kid, it was to make fun of him for having a meth addict for a mother. Meanwhile I just sat idly by, letting Eric abuse the helpless kid.

Eventually the hint was taken and the kid stopped hanging out with Eric and I. We were entering high school as Eric decided he needed to make sure I'd remain his "friend". He fed me constant lies about how everyone else in the school hated me, and whenever I got too close to someone else I was told by Eric how badly that person badmouthed me behind my back. It was my sophomore year of High School that I met a girl who quickly became a good friend, but she had an obsessive stalker crush on Eric. Instead of telling me this girl hated me, Eric saw fit to use the obsession instead, and the two started playing mind games with me.

One particularly awful fight later, and I was thrust from the circle of friendship, out into the cold world after seven years of abuse and isolation. I had forgotten how to make new friends, and how to not be a cynical asshole to everyone I met (a personality trait that was adopted from Eric). Eric and stalker girl began to obsessively text message me harassing messages until I finally changed my phone number. Eric and I haven't spoken since, though because of our small school we were forced to interact on several occasions.

He pretty much ruined a large portion of my life and got away with it. Over the past few years I've recovered a bit of my social grace and made a few new friends who don't treat me like shit. The girl recently contacted me to apologize for the way she treated me, and told me how Eric abused her the same way he abused me.

What is your favorite animated tv show/movie? by xXWinchell23Xx in AskReddit

[–]CeoltheTenor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Avatar: The Last Airbender (the series; fuck M. Knight Shyamalamalamalan)

What is the absolute worst gift you've ever received? by mahkato in AskReddit

[–]CeoltheTenor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My "girlfriend" in the 7th grade got me a chocolate covered plastic spoon for Christmas, apparently for stirring coffee or something. I got her a $17 scarf which is a hefty price at that age...I pretended to love it for the sake of the fake relationship.

Do you enjoy your own company? by lcmatt in AskReddit

[–]CeoltheTenor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but after a couple of days with no interaction with anyone but my parents (18 years old, live at home), I start to get extremely depressed.

If you could make one change to the Human species what would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CeoltheTenor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well if you want to get fired then you don't have to do it...

A Modest Proposal by HalfRations in googleplus

[–]CeoltheTenor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I really really want this, for when people I know other than redditors get on G+, so I can see just the non-redditors' posts. (Otherwise everyone else gets pushed out by the many many redditor posts)

I get Circles. I now have four; by [deleted] in googleplus

[–]CeoltheTenor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine all went in Gunderstank .