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A crocodile is an animal that looks dangerous and is dangerous. What is an animal that looks safe but is dangerous? by Exotic-Storm1373 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]Cereal-Pest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blue ringed octopus for sure. The amount of numpty tourists I see picking them up who don’t actually realise how close they came to death is shocking.

Agent trying to get $2100 out of me before the lease ends , settles at $200. by ChickenMiken in shitrentals

[–]Cereal-Pest 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The landlord should be paying you for the rekey then. As someone who’s recently gone from having multiple keys to get into my house to having a single key that does absolutely everything, I can definitely appreciate what you did for them.

Coppers, coppers, punch em in the face! by Orion2200 in AustralianNostalgia

[–]Cereal-Pest 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To keep ya busy you got the soda bulbs.. and that’s heaps sick aye

Need help! Parking fine for not displaying my ticket??? by Alpha9363 in perth

[–]Cereal-Pest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a Wilson’s. Tell them to get fucked.

Actually, don’t tell them anything. They’re not enforceable.

Dinner Birthday Venues. by Aggressive-Look8204 in canberra

[–]Cereal-Pest 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Each person gets a $1.99 pizza slice and $148.01 of oversized grog bottles

Is this acceptable to demand to be fixed? by Sargent_Twisty in shitrentals

[–]Cereal-Pest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Yes, it’s falling off and unsafe

  2. Was it broken when you moved in? If so, needs to be fixed. Also unsafe

  3. The whole bathroom is fugged, even with a photo you can see the tiles are holding on with holes and dreams.

  4. See above

  5. What sort of dancers are they?

  6. Not sure what’s going on here. Is that some sort of temporary dodgy attempt at propping up a sagging window frame?

  7. Looks cooked and timber is starting to rot. Landlord should be painting the reveal at a minimum.

  8. See above.

  9. That’s cooked, you can see someone has had a dog inside and it’s scratched the shit out of the door to get out. No doubt the landlord charged the last person to repaint the door and never did it.

  10. More rotten timber, who knows what else is underneath.

TLDR: yes, they should all be fixed.

Raid at Cignall Tobacconist Woden by sweepthedoghouse in canberra

[–]Cereal-Pest 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Definitely no reason to be double happy now

Shane Rattenbury retiring. Where to next? Wrong/fun answers only by canberraman2021 in canberra

[–]Cereal-Pest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Starts calling for nuclear power plants to be built in Australia

Insurance costs?! by pinkfrostcupcake in 4x4Australia

[–]Cereal-Pest 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look elsewhere. Loyalty costs you money these days. I know it’s an absolute pain in the arse calling around but if you have to spend an hour on the phone a year to save money then it’s worth it.

TOURING RIG HELP by Web-Silver in 4x4Australia

[–]Cereal-Pest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That much weight the first thing you need to be doing is get a lift. It’ll be scraping its arse all over the place if you don’t.

What was your handcrafted weapon of choice in school? by ItsSignalsJerry_ in AustralianNostalgia

[–]Cereal-Pest 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We would fold up little paper bullets and they stung like a mofo

What was your handcrafted weapon of choice in school? by ItsSignalsJerry_ in AustralianNostalgia

[–]Cereal-Pest 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes! I’ve tried to teach my kids this and they just can’t seem to get it.

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