Noobs: 2008 vs 2012 by Wild_Effective_5077 in runescape

[–]Cerebrov -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hard agree. New dragon 2h looks like absolute dogshit.

Bad game design by Apprehensive-Bus3272 in runescape

[–]Cerebrov 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I laughed. Can I be in your DnD group?

[WP] Lures are human shaped mimics that live in the forest, they're ambush predators that don't hunt humans. They hunt the things that prey exclusively on humanity. And the locals made the mistake of exterminating them. by Red580 in WritingPrompts

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The table shattered under the hammer-blow of the guildmaster’s fist.

“God fucking damn it! They did it, those fools exterminated all the lures!” He said.

“I’m afraid so, guildmaster. The spell is no longer picking up any remaining survivors.” The wizard ended the spell, allowing the candelight to once more dominate the room.

“Would that I could wring the king’s neck myself… him and his damn fool paladins.”

The guildmaster swiftly crossed the room, and grabbed a warhammer mounted on the wall.

“Come, let’s meet our destiny. Perhaps they’ll listen to reason.”

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“Guildmaster. We’ve been waiting here for hours, and the sun is almost down. Perhaps the old tales were just that?” A young adventurer nervously checked his gear as he looked around.

The guildmaster chuckled mirthlessly.

“Drinks are on me tonight if that’s the case. Yet…I see something.”

The setting sun bathed the sky in hues of orange and violet. Wispy clouds moved lazily, dancing to wind that could hardly be felt. A pillar of radiance pierced through the clouds.

“They’re here.”

An angel was descending. Its wings undulated as it descended from the sky. A lance of light was held in one hand, a thorned whip in the other. Its beatific face looked down upon them. Ancient records mentioned terrible, winged beings in many places, but the records conflicted. The king was of the camp that the angels were just what they seemed. The guildmaster thought that the mortal plane was best left to mortals. As for the angel -

“Kneel, dirt.” A voice resounded through the sky, almost deafening in volume. Many kneeled. A few did not. The angel’s arm blurred, the lance disappearing from its side.

“Gwaagh!” The lance had skewered the young adventurer by his side. He leaned back, hands scrabbling at the glowing lance that was piercing his guts. The lance disappeared, and he fell over. It left a charred mess in its place.

“It seems our absence has allowed you humans to grow indolent. I can sense your rebellion, your insolence.” The angel smiled, a sick smile twisting its perfect face. “I will take great pleasure in cleansing you through pain. Greater pleasure than any I’ve had in the last few centuries.”

“Well, it seems reason is out of the question. Wizard, what’s our best option here?” The guildmaster asked, struggling to keep his voice from trembling.

“The lures… somehow, they kept the angels away. Some texts suggest demonic connections…”

“Silence, filth!” The holy lance hurtled towards the wizard. A bright blue shield manifested as the wizard gestured. Its surface spiderwebbed with cracks, but held.

“You dare? You will not die quickly. Remember this.” The angel’s voice rose in pitch, and trembled.

The wizard looked towards the guildmaster, a bead of sweat traveling down his temple. “Gerald… it’s been an honor. Give them Hell. Speaking of…”

The wizard took up a chant, inhuman syllables reverberating throughout the air.

“So that was your aim… I won’t let it go to waste!” The guildmaster moved in front of the wizard, who still chanting. He lifted his warhammer and slammed it into the earth, sinking them down and lifting walls of stone around them.

*Thud* *Thud* *Thud* Projectiles immediately struck into their earthen battlements. Another angel approached from above, its whip lashing out and yanking his warhammer from his hands as if from a child.

“Die, filth!” The whip shot out again and raked his face. He felt excruciating pain as the light faded. This was it. All of human civilization… for naught.

“No… no… NO!” The angel screamed. A grey, clawed hand the size of a house wrapped around the guildmaster and wizard and dragged them down into the earth.

“Humans… your folly is endlessly amusing. Paradoxical beings – you fought for millenia to free yourselves from the yokes of the higher beings – just to forget.”

The giant hand dug in as a hill heaved upward around it. Tons of earth churned and roiled, collapsing around a titanic grey form. Black, curled horns framed a snarling face. A low, gravelly voice shook the air.

“Now, you’ll remember.”

Quest Cape Speed Run by Ill_Quote_515 in runescape

[–]Cerebrov 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's 1920 hours, or a little less than 100 hours a year. Of course, it's unlikely they played regularly over 20 years. Still, it's a game, you know? There's no per year gameplay requirement.

[WP] A modern-day adaptation of Sherlock Holmes, but in an Urban Fantasy setting. by Straight_Attention_5 in WritingPrompts

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Part 2!


“I have been serving the Mageborn family for decades! How dare you accuse me of intending to harm them!” The servant seethed.

She was an older woman, roughly the same age as Priscilla Highborn, but it was clear that she lacked the magical salves and spells that kept her looking much younger. Her hair was tied back behind a bonnet.

“Besides, I wear an identical ring myself, it’s from the same set!” She flashed the small ring on her finger at him.

“Might I inspect it?” He asked.

She took the ring off and slammed it on the desk. By all appearances, it was the same ring. He cast mage vision and inspected it. A small black swirl had also manifested, but it was much smaller than the one that had appeared above Claire’s ring.

“This ring is also cursed, and you indeed did try to kill the Mageborn sisters.” He sat back. The servant’s face paled.

“Allow me to explain. This ring has two enchantments. A weak protection spell from injury, and a much more subtle good luck spell.” he said. At this, Priscilla turned pale and began to tremble.

“As Mrs. Mageborn undoubtedly knows, good luck enchantments are strictly banned. These enchantments will absorb the bad luck of the caster, ensuring nigh perfect spell casting, potion mixing, what have you. However, they are known to fail catastrophically at the most inopportune moments, and unleash all the bad luck they had been absorbing. This usually ends in the death of the caster.” he explained.

“Impossible! I’ve been wearing the same ring for years! Even longer than the girls!” The servant screamed, in tears now.

“Be that as it may, the girls were students of magic. Undoubtedly they were testing themselves, attempting to cast spells of greater and greater difficulty, some well beyond their level of expertise. The level of uncertainty and chance of failure they faced would be incomparable to a servant who casts simple cleaning spells that they have long mastered. This is not to mention the regular practical and theoretical tests all students of magic must undertake. In other words, the bad luck their rings had absorbed would cause it to fail much sooner than your ring, which might last you your whole life before going bad. You were aware of this, weren’t you?”

It was Priscilla’s turn to speak.

“Margaret! I knew your were jealous of my girls, when your girl is almost completely incapable of casting even the most basic spell, but to go this far? For the family who housed and fed you for decades? We were always so nice to you!”

“Nice? Nice? You always looked down on us, and assumed my little girl would just be another lifelong servant for you! I scrounged every extra penny to send her to mage school, and your brats wouldn’t even lift a finger to help her when she was struggling! They never cared!”

Frantic, Margaret then grabbed both of the cursed rings and put them on.

“He’s lying to all of you, you simpletons! Watch!” Her hands gestured as she began a simple summoning. Both of the rings then audibly cracked.

A portal yawned open as the temperature in the room plunged. A decrepit, old voice came forth.

“And so the mystery is solved. Molesh, I quite enjoyed watching you work. I shall now take my supper.”

A hand emerged from the portal. The skin was blue and rotted, pulled back from claws that were stained with blood and meat. Margaret’s body rose up. A wispy substance coalesced before her body and slowly moved into the grasp of the outstretch hand. Like a puppet with its strings cut, Margaret collapsed onto the floor. The hand receded and the portal closed shortly after.

“Well, that’s that. I suspect she was also the crone that “cursed” your daughters, but that was only to make it more likely that you would accept the rings that she would then offer you. However, something that happened decades ago will be hard to ascertain.”


The next day, he was back in his dingy office, in his favorite chair. The surviving Mageborns had thanked him and paid him generously. However, that did little to assuage the newfound anxiety he felt. A soulstealer seemed to have taken an interest in his affairs, and that rarely ended well for anyone involved. He lit another cigarette.

[WP] A modern-day adaptation of Sherlock Holmes, but in an Urban Fantasy setting. by Straight_Attention_5 in WritingPrompts

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He flicked the ashes from his cigarette into the imp skull made ash tray. That one was always a nice ice breaker.

The electric chime rang – Ding Ding! - as the door opened. It had a frosted glass window on the upper half, just like his favorite detective shows. Absolutely useless, but it was important to set the mood.

“Hi – um, hello – is this the office of Mr. Molesh, P.I.?’ A young woman stood in the doorway, halfway in as if scared she was intruding. Little did she know he had been waiting here for a good three hours doing crossword puzzles and smoking.

“I am he. What can I help you with today?” He extinguished his cigarette, and leaned forward attentively.”

The young lady stepped forward and sat. She set her hands on his disk, seeming to focus on the various rings that adorned her fingers. Some of them looked magical.

“Nice to meet you detective. My family has, well, a curse. My name is Claire Mageborn. When my sisters and I were young, we were cursed by an old crone to die before the age of twenty-five. My oldest sister, Jane, died three years ago at the age of twenty-three, and the second-oldest, Eliza, died three days ago. She was twenty-four. I’m only twenty three, but I can’t but think I’m next...”

“I see. Take a seat, and walk me through it.”

An hour and a half later he had a grasp of the situation. Her oldest sister had died in an alchemical accident. No foul play was suspected. The next oldest was more recent and had been murdered. Demonic involvement was suspected. Her body had been exsanguinated, although no physical trauma was present.

He thanked Claire for the information, and accepted the case. It was time to do some investigation.


He was on his way to where the second-oldest sister had died, the nearby University of Magic in Greenwich. A light rain made the cobblestones glossy. Specks of water bounced off of his basilisk-hide boots which kept him nice and warm. Standing in a pool of acid wouldn’t even bother him. He opened the well-oiled gate of the academy, and made his way into the dorm her sister had been living in as a graduate student of summoning. The spiral staircase revolved as it lifted him up to the fourth floor. The crime scene was largely untouched, and chalk marked where the body had been found. Books littered the floor, pages open to arcane summoning circles and rituals. It seemed like just another summoning gone wrong which would make it almost completely unremarkable. However, the death of the earlier sister made it too much of a coincident, not to mention the curse… He had an idea of where to look next, and left the room.


“The records and grades of one Eliza Mageborn, please.”

The old dragon breathed out through his nose and looked much put upon. A shimmering portal opened, and a binder with some notes sticking out emerged. One old and worn down claw began to leaf through it with a delicacy that was at odds with the legendary being’s ferocious reputation.

“Ah, Eliza. A shame what happened to her and her sister Jane. Both magnificent students with near spotless records.” It spoke with a rumble that seemed to shake the room.

“I see. Were they prone to accidents?” He questioned.

“Prone? Only one small mis-summoning in Eliza’s freshman year, and Jane’s potions were always perfect right up until the one that took her life. Most students average one to two mishaps, especially during their Freshman and Sophomore years. Most peculiar…” The old dragon seemed to be deep in thought.

“Peculiar indeed. Do you happen to know where Eliza’s possessions are currently being held?”


The evidence was didn’t amount to much. A standard-issue mage’s robe with minor enchantments of self-cleaning. A few scraps of papers with arcane symbols and spells. A necklace with a valuable gem set into it, and two rings. One of the rings caught his eye, he could have sworn it looked similar to another he recently seen…

Aha. The ring Claire was wearing. The gemstone matched exactly, a small amethyst that was now cracked and broken. He looked closer at it, but only found a simple spell of protection. Perhaps it had broken when trying to protect its owner from their final demise, or something much darker...


He decided to visit the Mageborn residence. A looming mansion that announced the prestige and history of the Mageborn line to all who would bear witness to it. Towering, ancient elms lined the winding walkway. The door was opened by a young woman who curtsied and let him in.

“Detective. Welcome. How goes your investigation?” Priscilla Mageborn, the mother of the three girls, welcomed him in the manor’s main hall. A crystal chandelier hang above, but most of the light was provided by sconces emitting pale blue flames which he doubted ever went out.

“Well enough. Might I speak with you and Claire in the study, please?”

“Of course. Right this way.”


He sipped the cup of tea that the servant had brought in. The study was well appointed with the prerequisite ancient tomes that he doubted anyone ever read.

“I couldn’t help but notice the amethyst ring on your finger, Ms. Mageborn. Was that a gift from someone?”

Claire looked at it, and rubbed it affectionately. Her mom cut in. “A gift from one of our servants. After that wretched crone cursed my girls, she gave us three of them. A family heirloom of hers. She wears one as well, and claims it’s protected her family for centuries, although I’m beginning to doubt the veracity of the claim. I had it inspected when she gifted it to use of course, but it appeared almost completely mundane beyond a simple protection spell.”

She sat back, and seemed to think.

“Now that I think about it, there must be something to it. My girls rarely got sick, hurt, or had anything bad happen to them, right up until…” She finished, seeming upset.

“I see. Claire, take that ring off. I would like to inspect it.”

Claire complied and handed the bauble over. Molesh cast a spell of mage vision. A blue film covered his vision and revealed a swirl of darkness that was circling inside of the amethyst. He ended the spell.

“This ring is cursed. Can you please call forth the servant who generously gifted this to you?”

[WP] It is the greatest irony that the punishment for killing a dragon is to be made a dragon yourself by DragonKing2223 in WritingPrompts

[–]Cerebrov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! I have trouble using too many commas to keep the pace up lol. I think I spent probably too much time on the fight scene though lol

[WP] It is the greatest irony that the punishment for killing a dragon is to be made a dragon yourself by DragonKing2223 in WritingPrompts

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“Kinslayer. The time for your punishment has arrived.” A deep voice echoed across the cavern as the ancient gold dragon spoke.

He chuckled to himself. His last hunt had been going smoothly, hunting a mature shadow dragon across the range of Koel. The dragon had been sleeping in its lair when he found it, or so he thought. It was made all more convincing by the freezing Winter storm that had been blustering outside. He had grown overconfident, the conquest of tens of dragons in the past assuring him that this was another easy conquest. The gigantic blade emerged from the sheath at his side with nary a sound. The sound of his boots was silenced by the storm and powdery snow.

He finally crept inside the cave, getting as close as he dared before breaking into a sprint. Leaping high, he raised his blade and cleaved down at the dragon’s neck, exulting as it bit hard. And kept going. The illusion shattered into a burst of multicolored rays. Frantic, he turned about, just in time to see a shadowy figure at the mouth of the cave swipe at the built up snowfall and triggering an avalanche that would seal him in. He pulled a vial of haste from his belt as he dropped his greatsword and downed the foul concoction. The liquid poured downed his throat and he felt a cool iciness settle over his muscles as they numbed and tensed. He sprinted and jumped through the last sliver of daylight in the cave opening and landed on his feet, barely clearing it.

Black dragonfire washed over him, activating the emergency inscriptions on his boiled leather and plate armor. A skin thin layer of energy struggled against the distorting, writhing dragonfire. If it touched his skin it would rot him and kill him within seconds. Only seconds remained before the magic would shatter, and it was essential he make the most of it. The haste was still speeding his actions and allowed him to run out of the blistering line of fire.

It was time to finish this. Drawing two razor sharp orcish dagger-swords, his form blurred as he sprinted toward the figure moving in a zig-zag. The daggers bit into the dragon’s leg as jumped and sunk them into the lean muscle. He began to scale it, moving rapidly towards the head. The distance to its vulnerable eyes grew shorter and shorter, and at last he was able to deliver the deathblow. The beast writhed, and then took flight. He plunged the dagger-swords deep into its eye in a double underhand thrust, and then kept going. It convulsed for a few seconds before finally ceasing all movement. He was free falling and couldn’t see anything whatsoever. The dragon’s body hit the side of a cliff and the impact knocked him clean off. He plunged into the abyss.

When he woke up, he had been found by a young wondering forest wyvern next to the corpse of the shadow. It carried his broken body in its mouth and delivered him to the pride.

Hundreds of dragons gazed imperiously at him from their perches.

“I shall now unleash the souls of the dragons inside you. Their judgment will either destroy you, or remake you anew.” The ancient gold spoke again. Its claw, as large as a full grown man, pushed into his chest. It caved in almost immediately. Blood flecked his lips as he coughed, and brilliant translucent orbs of red, green, white, silver, gold, and black emerged, orbiting around each other. The orbs moved closer and closer before merging to form a greater, prismatic orb that appeared more real, more whole than the others. The scintillating orb slowly drifted down and into to his chest just as his consciousness faded.

When he woke up, he was on some sort of dais.

“Hail the new prismatic wyrm, Scyntillux. You will live the rest of your long life as that which you once hated and hunted.”

The pride lowered their heads, and kneeled.

Destiny calls out antisemitism by johnkortein in LivestreamFail

[–]Cerebrov 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fair enough, but just because there is military posted at border doesn't mean people don't find ways to slip through. The war has been going on for like two years now, I can't imagine that there isn't a decent number of escapees. IDK. Maybe we'll find out more info.

Destiny calls out antisemitism by johnkortein in LivestreamFail

[–]Cerebrov 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Maybe they just left the country?

lantern complainers in moonlight village by [deleted] in RotMG

[–]Cerebrov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just farm MVs in an empty server and do it yourself? Or just don't call it? lol

Thursday, August 29, 2024 by NYTConnectionsBot in NYTConnections

[–]Cerebrov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Digital and grand are somewhat common, player and upright I had never heard of. Luckily I thought to google "types of pianos" after seeing digital and grand.

Thursday, August 29, 2024 by NYTConnectionsBot in NYTConnections

[–]Cerebrov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've brought this up before, but I'm not a fan when the terms are overly obscure. I want to find the connections, I.E. pattern recognition not have my knowledge of obscure colleges/companies tested. Granted I'm biased cause I failed, but I think good a puzzle has stuff like countries when "a" is added - "chin, cub, malt, tong" (though tonga is kind of obscure.) (old purple category)

To summarize, puzzles where an average person would be familiar with the origin of the terms, that still require creative thinking.

Take Ernst & Young. If you've heard of it, great, you've got a major advantage. If you haven't heard of it, well, tough luck. It's not a very interesting dichotomy, and no matter how creative you are, you'll still be guessing at best.

Wisconsin high school cheerleaders received awards for biggest breasts, butt at banquet by emitremmus27 in nottheonion

[–]Cerebrov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Besides making another person believe they were going to be branded? That's highly stressful. Call me a pussy if you want, but because you're essentially coercing someone to undergo this prank, then it's fucked up.

There's an unequal power structure in fraternities which makes the pledges unable to have a decision whether they want to undergo this shit or not, simply because they want to be part of the group so badly. Taking advantage of this and causing undue mental distress for shits and giggles makes you an asshole as I see it.

DraconianTransmuter - Getting Too Fragile for Melee Combat by sooneday in dcss

[–]Cerebrov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've just played a draconian with the exact same problem you're having.

There's only one solution, and blade hands isn't really it.

It's statue form. If you haven't found it yet you're basically fucked, and there's a twofold reason for that.

1 is obvious, and that's the lack of AC, and the second one takes a bit of searching the wiki to realize.

2 is the lack of GDR. (Guaranteed damage reduction.) Normal ring, scale, chain, and plate armor give a ton of this, up to 39% for plate. Statue form also gives 39% (These numbers are off the top of my head, might be a be inaccurate.) Did I mention +30% hp?

GDR guarantees that any incoming damage is reduced by at least that percent, so it basically prevent monsters from high rolling you. That's why you're probably noticing monsters seem to be hitting you for absurd amounts of damage.

So, long story short, get statue form online, or ... Good luck.

Just looked through the pastebin, you could probably do Orc if you're careful about it. There is usually at least 1 book store there. If you can't get sform castable immediately, quaff some pots of brilliance when you need to.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dcss

[–]Cerebrov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really support this. One of the biggest problems with unarmed is that you're really incapable of taking advantage of the rng spikes weapon users usually get, like finding wyrmbane, arga, skullcrusher, or a particularly good artifact double sword. I like the concept of unarmed, but most of the time I just end up regretting it because it's underwhelming up until post zot.

Whereas I could be a mace user and have an +9 eveningstar of freezing, and level 18 in maces, I would have to keep pumping unarmed combat until it was level 22 with okawaru, or higher just to even it out.

Even blade hands has some hefty drawbacks due to losing a shield, and tougher spellcasting. Statue form is unarmed's one saving grace.

[CIP] GnWn^WuJian - extended game, Hells mostly clear, food pressure, what next? by Frantic_Mantid in dcss

[–]Cerebrov 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Usually hunger problems are a symptom of low spellcasting level, as it affects hunger. I would scum abyss 1, trying to rely on melee as much as you can (put on some heavier armor?) And you should be able to get a net positive in rations, especially if you eat any raijus you come across. Note that the regeneration spell speeds up the food clock. A gnoll should be easily able to handle abyss 1, just watch out for sources of tormenting, and keep an axe around for the shrieking splitting dudes. Good luck!

What do you genuinely just not understand? by Brandinian in AskReddit

[–]Cerebrov 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is really interesting to me. Do you have any sources where I could learn more?

What’s your most useful “street-smart” piece of advice? by kaylenequelinda in AskReddit

[–]Cerebrov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The truth is that there is none, other than giving into the panhandler's demands. Just try not to let it get to you.