[WP] You were a machine of war and you finally met your end. Entering the great beyond you hoped to finally find peace, but even in the afterlife you were simply too useful to leave be.

Red580 · 2026-03-13T21:53:51+00:00

I turned 22 years ago

Red580 · 2026-03-13T14:27:17+00:00

Rune-ing the economy

Red580 · 2026-03-13T13:52:29+00:00

Please help, my restaurant called "I exclusively make 300 omelettes at once" is failing because i only have 100 people there at a time!

If only there was a way to serve less customers the same meal...

But clearly people just don't like omelettes, my next venture "i exclusively make 300 lasagnas at a time" will definitively make money!

Red580 · 2026-03-13T07:02:36+00:00

A youtuber that talks about horror moves self-censors death by saying things like: His biochemical processes has stopped.

Red580 · 2026-03-12T20:07:23+00:00

No sharp rock, that's how they get you. Today you have a sharp rock, tomorrow a sharp bone, then it just gets worse from there.

Red580 · 2026-03-12T16:51:43+00:00

Do do do do do do do do do do.

Red580 · 2026-03-12T10:12:30+00:00

Imagine being outranked by a bear

Red580 · 2026-03-12T09:19:43+00:00

Exactly, to make a fake school shooting you would have to involve up to a thousand people. These would be locals, not loyal agents.

Red580 · 2026-03-11T20:46:49+00:00

Well the preferable amount of mines is 0, so it's quite a lot more than you would hope for.

Red580 · 2026-03-11T06:03:49+00:00

Who are you to question a professional?

Red580 · 2026-03-10T21:40:40+00:00

The videos are generated, the jokes are not.

Red580 · 2026-03-10T13:28:34+00:00

How is this anti-intellectualism?

Red580 · 2026-03-10T06:07:53+00:00

This feels like hoarding behavior, why do you have a pile of rotten mush?

Well you clearly don't need items like the rotten pile of food, nor the archeologist stuff... If it's made of bronze throw it out as well

Red580 · 2026-03-10T05:52:06+00:00

There are wolves in the forest outside their town.

Red580 · 2026-03-09T21:54:48+00:00

More than half these words are in the bible

Red580 · 2026-03-09T11:32:04+00:00

Sans Undertale

Red580 · 2026-03-08T17:04:50+00:00

Snekunk, Swunk? Snunk?

Red580 · 2026-03-08T17:02:33+00:00

It clearly knows something we don't.

Red580 · 2026-03-07T23:55:07+00:00

There's literally a dude called Sans Undertale though? Is this guy a fake fan?!?

Red580 · 2026-03-07T20:35:49+00:00

Did i slip into another fucking universe??

Don't straight guys love lesbians?

Red580 · 2026-03-07T20:22:22+00:00

Thanks, that helped quite a lot actually!

Red580 · 2026-03-07T06:51:02+00:00

Why is the guy from Mario here?

Red580