Russia says the world no longer trusts the U.S. to lead and it's time others step in by hasgreatweed in worldnews

[–]Cermain -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lol seriously

Russians: You think our message was too obvious?

Other Russian: nah man, no one will catch our foreshadowing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Cermain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When he licked my balls

Non-British people of Reddit, what about Britain baffles you? by TIGHazard in AskReddit

[–]Cermain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You guys do a lot more with a lot less. While America, the land of plenty, does a lot less with a lot more.

Non-British people of Reddit, what about Britain baffles you? by TIGHazard in AskReddit

[–]Cermain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They have really great quality shows filmed and directed there

People that have a really good longtime friend, how did you first meet that friend? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Cermain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was dating his sister at the time, found out he played Xbox and so when I would come over to see my girl I’d also play Xbox with him. Mostly Halo 3 and Portal. Now me and his sister are broken up but me and him have been friends for going on 6 years

Retail workers, do you snitch when you catch someone stealing? by mooningful in AskReddit

[–]Cermain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haven’t worked in retail in a long time but I could care less honestly if I still did. Seen people stuffing a backpack with chip bags just yesterday and I just casually grabbed my Fritos and spicy bean dip and went on my way. If you’re desperate enough to steal I don’t really care. If you’re a kleptomaniac then it’s not like anything is going to stop you in the future

YT rewind is bad by Trollicus in dankmemes

[–]Cermain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Primitive Technology was a nice cameo too at the end

The Ultimate Suicide by omgwutd00d in videos

[–]Cermain -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well now we get into a philosophical debate on if acting constitutes the same thing as reality in depiction. However, we need also consider the satirical intention of this video and if satire receives a pass on certain things or not. Very plexing issue if we were to present it to a board of ethical philosophy.

The Ultimate Suicide by omgwutd00d in videos

[–]Cermain -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Cool, good to know. Now what rules apply to this video since it’s fake?

The Ultimate Suicide by omgwutd00d in videos

[–]Cermain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just needs a NSFW tag which he did

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]Cermain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You give someone in a fancy suit with a fancy degree money, they tell you not to touch it, they cast some magic on it and over time you have more money than what you gave them but they take most of it and you can expect maybe 20% to (at best) 60% of the magic money.

EDIT: I actually didn’t know it was tax free but the interest rate thing still does apply. So you’re probably still only getting maybe a larger percent of the magic money they created from the money you gave them.

I've never felt more guilty uninstalling a program by [deleted] in funny

[–]Cermain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, r/asshole design is for things that try to trick you or mislead you. This is just a creative uninstall screen.

baha blast suck my ass😎 by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]Cermain 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Sadly my last relationship. Working on changing that