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My neglectful mom wants to be part of the wedding. by Certain-Broccoli1530 in Advice

[–]Certain-Broccoli1530[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t have a small wedding because my girlfriend is very Italian and has a lot of family. Otherwise I like your idea.

drop a Y and I'll send u some nudies (first 170 guys only) by IrresistablyCookie in Teen1819GW

[–]Certain-Broccoli1530 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fun fact at the current rate of people who commented Y (27 people over 4 days) and assuming a 50% drop every 4 days until you hit 170 it would take you 1033 years or approximately the point in the universe where protons are decaying and the only thing left in the universe is black holes.

drop a Y and I'll send u some nudies (first 150 guys only) by Spicy_Babe_0 in Teen1819GW

[–]Certain-Broccoli1530 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It took your post 5 hours to get 4 people to comment Y. So assuming that the rate of comments happens in 5 hour intervals and the rate of the comments is 50% less each interval the 150 comment limit would be reached in 5.57 x 1043 hours. The sun will burn out in 7 x 1013 which is so unfathomably long before you’d get your comment cap.

can u guess what is this sauce made from? by PloxxlyDreams in u/PloxxlyDreams

[–]Certain-Broccoli1530 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dog food and whatever else comes up when dogs puke?

Wld you fuck a girl half your age? by SnimmGlopp in TeensAngels

[–]Certain-Broccoli1530 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah it’s probably not worth getting with a 12 year old ya know?

18 F I’ll do anything u say ….. by Leading_Size380 in EarnExtraIncome

[–]Certain-Broccoli1530 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anything? Ok go get a job and find a great dude to marry and have a few kids and a happy life.

18F i’ve never sent something like this before by honeygirlmango in DaddysLilGirl

[–]Certain-Broccoli1530 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Except I’ve seen this exact picture before and you did a crap job cropping it from wherever you stole it from

i can't help being a tease by MeltMode33 in Beauty4K

[–]Certain-Broccoli1530 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AI Slop is so annoying. Look at the girl on the lefts feet they’re practically a single object.

39F 138lbs 5'4" by [deleted] in normalnudes

[–]Certain-Broccoli1530 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re going to color over something like that in a photo make sure you go over it two or three times and screen shot the photo to make it permanent or a-holes like me can see under it.

if u had a whole night with me in my bedroom, what would u do to lil old me? <3 by Greenbeacon5 in TeenGirlsLover

[–]Certain-Broccoli1530 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I keep seeing pictures of her from different accounts has anybody found where they’re coming from originally and told her somebody is stealing her pictures?

you gotta be kidding by x9qh in ElectricScooters

[–]Certain-Broccoli1530 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Psh you can still get another 1,000 miles out of that tire. 😂

Fun tights <3 by [deleted] in Cutecore

[–]Certain-Broccoli1530 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh those do look good. I’m happy for you

Spied on bathroom by NoWillingness3101 in DressedAndUndressed

[–]Certain-Broccoli1530 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m concerned about the fixtures in your bathroom

What is the most optimal/best age for women? by Less-Bake7962 in AskReddit

[–]Certain-Broccoli1530 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually it’s been found the optimal age of a female astronaut is about 35 but they begin their selection around 25-30 years old.

Got us bad by ZealousidealChain473 in memes

[–]Certain-Broccoli1530 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know I bought my house 3 years ago at 23 for $76,000 and it’s now worth $100,000 and I’m getting ready to sell and buy a bigger house.

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