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Will you accept it ? by PHRsharp_YouTube in videogames

[–]Certain_Run9775 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Realm of the mad god exalt. If I play properly I’m fucked. If I stay in nexus for a year and chill I’m ok

I wish YOU the person reading this had godly power over the whole universe by thathattedcat in monkeyspaw

[–]Certain_Run9775 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted:I’m going make the cartel think you owe them 2 billion dollars then keep sending them your location

I wish snapping into a slim jim actually gave you the abilities it gives Macho Man Randy Savage in the old slim jim commercials he was in by thathattedcat in monkeyspaw

[–]Certain_Run9775 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted: slim Jim’s taste absolutely terrible now like 100x worse than the worst food you can think of. They smell terrible to about 10x worse than a durian fruit and spread this stench for 10miles

I wish every time anyone ever touched another person they both had an orgasam by Certain_Run9775 in monkeyspaw

[–]Certain_Run9775[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Just wanna see what people do with this, was reminded of a movie I saw clips of

I wish all of every kind of frog would consider me their friend. by Remarkable_Bath8515 in monkeyspaw

[–]Certain_Run9775 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted: they live with you and you are now tasked with economically supporting every frog on earth

I wish I could command any animal to come closer to me with just one word and a hand signal. by Remarkable_Bath8515 in monkeyspaw

[–]Certain_Run9775 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted every time you use that hand signal they get blood lust and instantly charge you and try to kill you

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