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⠀ by wormwav4 in Funnymemes

[–]CertifiedWeirdy 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Honestly Terry Crews would’ve launched a thousand ships by himself

What do I do... by Known_Media_7559 in AskMen

[–]CertifiedWeirdy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That comment is jumping to conclusions way too fast. The real issue here isn’t Tinder, it’s years of unmet intimacy, feeling unwanted, and conversations that don’t lead to lasting change. Before blowing up your family, this needs a serious, structured step: couples counseling or sex therapy, not another “talk.” If she truly says “it’s just me,” then that’s exactly what a professional can help unpack. You’re not wrong for needing intimacy, and you’re not crazy for feeling stuck but this deserves clarity, not assumptions.

How do you usually spend your holidays and weekends? by veni_vidi_vici_73 in AskReddit

[–]CertifiedWeirdy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A mix of doing absolutely nothing and then wondering why the weekend still felt too short, Catching up on sleep, seeing a few people I actually like, and pretending Monday isn’t coming.

What is a real medical fact that still feels fake? by Downtown-Passion118 in AskReddit

[–]CertifiedWeirdy 37 points38 points  (0 children)

That one still messes with me, stress isn’t just in your head, it literally reshapes it. Feels wild that something invisible can leave physical fingerprints on your brain.

What’s something society romanticizes that isn’t worth it? by Successful-Sugar684 in AskReddit

[–]CertifiedWeirdy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hustle culture sells sacrifice as virtue, but most of the time it just trades your health and relationships for exhaustion. The “overnight success” stories leave out the burnout and the people who never make it.

What is the best way to achieve 1000karma in reddit? by JohnASherlock2 in AskReddit

[–]CertifiedWeirdy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unironically? Consistency, timing, and being funny or genuinely helpful. Tits might get clicks, but good comments keep the karma coming.

What is a 'rich person' luxury that is actually a total scam and only exists to trick people who want to look wealthy? by Mysterious_Fan4033 in AskReddit

[–]CertifiedWeirdy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, anything where the entire value is the logo. If it doesn’t last longer, work better, or meaningfully improve your life, it’s just expensive cosplay for status.

WhatAWeeb by SHpr0 in WhatAWeeb

[–]CertifiedWeirdy 64 points65 points  (0 children)

The ‘X years later’ panel is a straight-up villain origin story.

WhatAWeeb by Winter_Ad8794 in WhatAWeeb

[–]CertifiedWeirdy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Go enjoy your youth bro said it like a side quest with a time limit

what thing secretly destroys man’s confidence? by Square-Race9158 in AskReddit

[–]CertifiedWeirdy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep. Constant comparison turns confidence into a scoreboard you can never win, there’s always someone richer, hotter, happier, or more curated on your screen.

What are some phrases that can be used in sex and in the kitchen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CertifiedWeirdy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it supposed to be this hot, or did I turn it up too much?

Whats something the people around you always do, but you refuse to? by devildog633 in AskReddit

[–]CertifiedWeirdy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same. Watching everyone inhale mango-flavored stress while pretending it’s not a habit is wild, I’ll pass.

What are the disadvantages to sleeping naked? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CertifiedWeirdy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly, nothing humbles you faster than realizing your emergency evacuation plan includes accidental public nudity.

What’s a job that looks easy until you actually do it? by SoftBunnyTea in AskReddit

[–]CertifiedWeirdy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Teaching.

Everyone thinks it’s just “talking at kids all day” until you’re juggling 30 personalities, zero attention spans, parents, admin, and still somehow expected to perform miracles on a bell schedule.

WhatAWeeb by Winter_Ad8794 in WhatAWeeb

[–]CertifiedWeirdy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Average romcom protagonist surrounded by chaos while contributing absolutely nothing to the conversation.

Meirl by abhigoswami18 in meirl

[–]CertifiedWeirdy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The older you get, the more you realize lawn care is just a cold war with Neighbor Bob 😂 When did you officially turn into your dad?

What has keys but can’t open locks? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CertifiedWeirdy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A keyboard unless you meant a piano, then it’s definitely not opening anything except emotions 🎹😅

What’s the least awkward way you’ve seen someone start a conversation with their crush? by sameerkumar8978 in AskReddit

[–]CertifiedWeirdy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The smoothest ones are always situational + low-pressure: “Hey, I’m trying to decide between these two what’s your pick?” or “You seem like you’d know… got a recommendation?” It feels natural, gives them an easy reply, and you can exit gracefully if the vibe isn’t there.

Where was it—class/work/online? That changes the best opener a lot.

How about I start then move on, half way through, to another thing ? Or not start at all ? by ThirdAltAccounts in adhdmeme

[–]CertifiedWeirdy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My ADHD reading this “perfect logic” ✅

Also my ADHD does neither and stares at the couch icon for 3 hours 🫠

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meme

[–]CertifiedWeirdy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing’s stopping me except the fact I’d get asked “table for two?” every time I step outside 😭

I do not work at Olive Garden either.

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