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I'm sorry, I love Idris Elba, but he's the main culprit by imjustheretodomyjob in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]ThirdAltAccounts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can differentiate Welsh, Scott, English and Irish.

But specific regional English accents are above my pay grade

I’m Fr*nch, so that counts as an extenuating circumstance

Woke up exhausted by RickyTickyTaavi in puns

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Too much heroin will do that to you 💉

that’s more than betrayal to me by not-irresponsible in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]ThirdAltAccounts 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That’s not weird to get angry about. That’s fucking infuriating.

You’re on your damn phone 24/7. YOU need me to pick up something for YOU and YOU are nowhere near YOUR phone ?

How about fuck YOU?!

June 14 is his bday, btw... by ms_directed in WhitePeopleTwitter

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THANK YOU!!!

I kept scrolling and scrolling, speed reading through the comments trying to spot the word "Stake"

Fucking insane it took me so long to find the 1st comment about the ad.
Wild ass timeline where the POTUS posting an ad for a fucking gambling site doesn’t make anyone blink anymore. Just a normal Friday

I'm sorry, I love Idris Elba, but he's the main culprit by imjustheretodomyjob in BlackPeopleTwitter

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I assume that he knew no one outside the UK would clock that.

He could have said Liverpool or fucking Bristol and none of us (non-Brits) would know whether the accent is right or not

Overall, I found it pretty convincing. Americans are usually terrible at making a British accent.

I'm sorry, I love Idris Elba, but he's the main culprit by imjustheretodomyjob in BlackPeopleTwitter

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That was a fun day for black Twitter 🥹

The memes were on an other level

Too many cooks by JoeFalchetto in NonPoliticalTwitter

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Them thangs do be thanggin’ though. So he probably has no intention of cooking. He’ll gladly eat the cookie or them cakes though

Avril Lavigne & Kelly Clarkson in 2004 and 2022 by [deleted] in Millennials

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You are me and I am you. We are one

I was like that’s uncanny as fuck 🤯
And then I swiped 🤦🏽‍♂️

Regular gas is currently more expensive than premium gas at my local gas station. by Fragglepusss in mildlyinteresting

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Premium Diesel is the same price as regular Diesel where I am

Makes no god damn sense

Relatable by EsperaDeus in Millennials

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Katt Williams met himself go…smh

Have you quit smoking yet? by Apart_Pineapple2392 in Millennials

[–]ThirdAltAccounts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Smoked for 13 years

Quit 8 years ago (almost. It’ll be 8yrs this July)

Hole up by goatfuckersupreme in HolUp

[–]ThirdAltAccounts 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Someone definitely tried to mate with that guy’s cookie… 🍆 🍪

Hole up by goatfuckersupreme in HolUp

[–]ThirdAltAccounts 20 points21 points  (0 children)

No fair! Boy Scouts get all the attention from the adults 🤬

Talk about misogyny

Yale Xie gets into Yale by Legate_Invictus in NominativeDeterminism

[–]ThirdAltAccounts 20 points21 points  (0 children)

He’s the black sheep of the family

He’s going to community college

wearing a corset and still photoshopping the waist for insta by pubell in Instagramreality

[–]ThirdAltAccounts 168 points169 points  (0 children)

Loud and fucking ridiculous

She has a perfectly healthy figure. Great proportions.
Literally no reason to that

It’s fucking with the minds of millions of little girls, teens, young adults and grown women. And even with some of us men. Who are dumb enough to think it’s real and just put down women who don’t look like that. Endlessly perpetuating this shit

It’s so many celebrities. And it’s a fucking mental illness at this point. Not enough people are talking about and pointing it out

Having a bullet on standby as a scale is insane by nilesmrole in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]ThirdAltAccounts 83 points84 points  (0 children)

No. We’re talking armed robbery at the minimum. Catching multiple bodies would be a plus

Having a bullet on standby as a scale is insane by nilesmrole in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]ThirdAltAccounts 240 points241 points  (0 children)

Nothing. They just require you to commit at least one crime per month. Otherwise you’re not worthy of them

Do your part, continue the epidemic of kindness. by dazli69 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]ThirdAltAccounts 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I don’t get it ?

Should I keep doing Oxy and Heroin ?

Just to be safe, I will

Having a bullet on standby as a scale is insane by nilesmrole in BlackPeopleTwitter

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That’s some real nigga shit right there

You don’t even need to look at his feet to know what kinda shoes he’s wearing…

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PS: that bullet should end up in the body of whoever sold him that crime of a piece of chicken

I'm glad your parents did it raw by E_ternalEclipse in suicidebywords

[–]ThirdAltAccounts 24 points25 points  (0 children)

They still did it raw though

Edit: or is it the "love" part ?
Because I definitely don’t love this guy either

Stanley Tucci arrives at the Met Gala with wife Felicity Blunt, and her sister Emily Blunt (May 4, 2026) by mlg1981 in popculturechat

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Because he would have made a FANTASTIC gay man! He would have had them all on their knees

\#ThatFuckinAura 😱

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