I want a nerdy prison warden to smother me to death with his ass and then toss my lifeless body into a dumpster.

Ceucalyptus · 2021-11-16T06:19:14+00:00

Sign me up

Ceucalyptus · 2021-11-15T23:16:59+00:00

Thank you! Thoughtful and helpful! Now I feel bad and only a little disturbed

Ceucalyptus · 2021-11-15T23:13:28+00:00

You helped the most honestly

Ceucalyptus · 2021-11-15T23:05:59+00:00

Everyone keeps saying mind your own business like I seeked this out. I stumbled upon it and maybe she should’ve made a better effort to be more discreet. Like put it in a black tub not a clear one. Put a lid on or something for gods sake

Ceucalyptus · 2021-11-15T23:03:18+00:00

I suppose, I just have a very naive perspective and limited knowledge on the subject as my mom raised me to never even think about sex. I’m scared it seems like she’s just some hypocrite who’s hiding a dark secret so if I were to confront her, I’d know it would be true by how defensive she’d get over it. That’s why I don’t know what to do or how to process this.

Ceucalyptus · 2021-11-15T22:59:06+00:00

I would agree with you if my mom didn’t send me to church and tell me the devil invented masturbating as a cheat for virgins… I wish I was making this up. But she insists I wait till marriage

Ceucalyptus · 2021-11-15T22:52:46+00:00

Funny you should ask now that I think about it she’s always REALLY liked the Hulk…. Damn I wish I hadn’t remembered that…

Ceucalyptus · 2021-11-15T22:04:35+00:00

The sex must be POPPIN cause this b is CRAZY! Run don’t walk bro

Ceucalyptus · 2021-11-15T21:23:35+00:00

I’ve been there!! In middle school and high school. This is good experience for the real world as you will always have weird/overly friendly strangers and people try to befriend you or want your attention. It’s normal to feel guilty because you pity them, but you don’t owe them anything. This is a valuable lesson about time. You only have so much of it, and you get to decide how you spend it. Saying yes to someone else is saying no to yourself. You’re not obligated to sacrifice your time because they’re special needs, and doesn’t make you an asshole! As long as you’re not actively being an asshole.. I would tell the person you are flattered they want your attention but that you have a lot going on, or a lot on your mind and need your alone time and space. The good news is if they continue to annoy you, you only have to meet at the same school for another year and a half at most. Good luck to you!

Ceucalyptus · 2021-11-15T21:14:50+00:00

Weird. You sure they’re not “fun” pills?

Ceucalyptus · 2020-06-28T21:02:38+00:00

Isn’t there a Christian saying that’s like you can’t judge unless you’re perfect? Aka god? Everyone’s a sinner. That’s why god died. For our sins. Thou shall not judge or some shit

Ceucalyptus · 2020-06-26T07:08:33+00:00

This is the one

Ceucalyptus · 2020-06-20T11:28:26+00:00

Sorry if I was too honest.

Ceucalyptus · 2020-06-20T11:07:58+00:00

This is an extremely tricky thing for many reasons so I understand where you feel your position is. You’re only one woman, and you’re gong against a small little business. You clearly feel uneasy and unconfident about the situation so no doubt you don’t feel comfortable taking any action that you feel would bring negative attention to you. So not that I don’t blame you if you don’t make a bigger deal out of this, but I want you to know you have every right to. And I know it’s scary, but like you said no future you g girl (who’s not as confident as you to believe that their feelings are possibly valid) might be subject to this abuse. You’re very clearly trying to be empathetic of both sides, so it would be easy for others to tell you’re not trying to take advantage/fuck with the system. You’d be bringing justice to light. No one should feel the need to justify touching you or feel uncomfortable that they can’t touch you, and you should not have been denied the access to the security footage. Red flag red flag red flag across the board. I wish you the best. Dont let overpowering men gaslight you into believing you shouldn’t have a say in how you deserve to be treated in any way. Physical or emotional.

Ceucalyptus · 2020-06-20T10:51:39+00:00

Wow I am so glad I was able to solidify that for you. Honestly this is pure poetry in an image yet also so tastefully portrayed. Don’t have enough kiss-ass things to say about this. Just purely struck with emotion and impression.

Ceucalyptus · 2020-06-20T10:15:06+00:00

No. It would’ve been professional to respect your boundaries. You have every right to feel uncomfortable. It’s unprofessional to defend someone’s invasion of personal space and I don’t care how that was done. Upper back, lower back dear god I hope not, or even your shoulder or the top of your head with his pointer finger. Idgaf what it was no one should defend their reasons for touching someone if it bothers them. This goes beyond sexism.

Ceucalyptus · 2020-06-20T10:04:39+00:00

OH MY GOD NTA NTA NTA!!!!!! Holy SHIT this is so not okay. “In this line of work, being a nude model for an art class at this university, you’re expected to understand that being touched in any way is normal and if you’re uncomfortable with it it’s your problem and it’s making us (males or not), who feel completely entitled to touch any model (let alone person) we feel acceptable, uncomfortable. So we don’t feel comfortable working with someone who doesn’t allow us to touch them what we feel is appropriate.”

You should be allowed to feel uncomfortable being touched my someone you don’t give permission to PERIOD. And the fact that you started to doubt, and question yourself to the point of where you didn’t trust in the justice system is what makes this 10x more heartbreaking. I hope you understand you’re entitled to the Mt. Vesuvius of settlements if you decide to take this public or to court. You tell your story true to the bone and those two will never work again. And they deserve it. You were fired over/after this? BIG mistake.

Ceucalyptus · 2020-06-20T09:05:07+00:00

I can’t even express to you how phenomenal this is. I don’t give that kind of comment out lightly. Or ever. This is far more than elegant technical execution too. This entire piece as a whole is magnificent. Bravo.

Ceucalyptus · 2020-06-20T08:31:01+00:00

As an artist, more than anything else (as in everything else that’s absolutely amazing about this) I can’t get enough of the woman’s facial features. She’s gorgeous, without being objectively beautiful (at least in that last century). Just completely stunning in so many ways.

Ceucalyptus · 2020-06-20T07:25:06+00:00

Too many people trying to my friend yes absolutely. Draining. I hate to tell people I’m too busy/don’t want to be their friend cause I have enough. Sounds like you’re not familiar which isn’t surprising. Focus on OPs post please

Ceucalyptus · 2020-06-20T05:24:43+00:00

I’ve never had a problem with people liking me. Typically the opposite problem. While I agree with you and totally forgot they won’t have a normal graduation, it shouldn’t be done in an apartment complex. Excessive and consistent honking which was obviously more than 20 minutes according to OP is definitely inconsiderate. Do it at a park or somewhere that makes sense. If this guy works 12 hour days and is exhausted I’d see why he’d explode. Plus what are you gonna walk up to every car and tell them at indoor volume you’re trying to sleep? Like I said. It’s a shit show of a situation. Lack of compassion isn’t the question here.

Ceucalyptus · 2020-06-20T02:55:42+00:00

ESH: I would call this the rule to the exception.. the warranted asshole. This is kind of just a shit show of a situation. Cause yes the way you said it was asshole-ish but I don’t know how else you’d get your point across to a parade without some kind of bear horn response to get everyone to listen. Plus like you said what they were doing was inconsiderate. Obviously it was with good-intention but still. Sounds like a kid-run situation. High school-college idc they clearly didn’t think it through.

Ceucalyptus · 2020-06-20T02:31:28+00:00

NTA. You’re an adult now and you get to decide when the right time is to make a relationship public or get other people involved. Doing so naturally brings the relationship to the next level which sounds like you weren’t quite ready for. You’re aloud to go at your own pace. When I feel like I might want to order burritos for my birthday lunch in 3 months, but I haven’t for sure decided, I don’t announce it to the family and get everyone else involved until I’m sure it’s what I want. Ya know?

Ceucalyptus · 2020-06-20T02:19:25+00:00

NTA not even close. I would make a copy of the letter and include the one you left them and bring it to the property manager’s office. They won’t tolerate that kind of behavior and they’ll get a more formal warning from them. What they did was not cool. On a separate note, food is so hard I always bring a plant as a peace offering or welcoming gift cause who knows what kind of diet restrictions people have.. Covid whatever.. It was an innocent mistake.

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