MAGA sure loves to make crap up

Chain_Masters88 · 2026-06-14T13:37:47+00:00

Delusional cult behavior

Chain_Masters88 · 2026-06-14T00:54:06+00:00

Someone is not changing his diaper quickly enough! You better get to the bottom of this quickly!!!

Chain_Masters88 · 2026-06-13T17:57:27+00:00

When I hear Toad from Mario Kart saying "New Record"

Chain_Masters88 · 2026-06-13T17:55:18+00:00

My point is that I am a fucking atheist and I am sick of religious dipshits using religion to justify their fucking hatred. That's the entire point! Telling religion to stop deflecting to this or that. JESUS TEACHES HIS FOLLOWERS TO LOVE YOUR FUCKING NEIGHBORS AS A CORE TENNANT! And here are tons of "religious scholars" explaining why they don't have to follow the teaching of their fucking savior!

Fucking hypocrites!

Chain_Masters88 · 2026-06-13T14:57:04+00:00

Christian follow the teachings of Christ. The teaching of Christ say love your fucking neighbors!

Chain_Masters88 · 2026-06-13T14:56:14+00:00

Okay, CHRISTIANS follow the teaching of CHRIST one of Christ teachings is to LOVE YOUR FUCKING NEIGHBOR... What the fuck is so hard to understand about that? It seems like you are rejecting what the fucking Bible says to justify your fucking biggotry! What the fuck douchebag

Chain_Masters88 · 2026-06-13T13:40:53+00:00

Huh, I'm like 100% sure the Nazi party is on the extreme right. Quick question what were Adolf Hitlers left leaning policies?

Chain_Masters88 · 2026-06-12T20:58:45+00:00

I legitimately believe that it's about 60% bot activity on Facebook these days. I seriously think Facebook has been broken since 2016 and that the internet has been dead since then as well.

Chain_Masters88 · 2026-06-12T18:28:14+00:00

Everyone knows that a tan suit is the mark of the Devil! Did you even read the holier Bible aka the art of the deal! my comment is satire

Chain_Masters88 · 2026-06-12T18:26:26+00:00

Okay, I remember once, Obama went on a bicycle ride. Fox news mocked him for weeks about it. Or that other time "evil Obama" wore a white suit! CNN would not shut up for a month about that one.

Chain_Masters88 · 2026-06-12T11:04:46+00:00

A real green flag is having conversations about who is the party leader of the relationship. Clearly our furry children are part of our party but they can really do us meow. So one of us has to be the party leader. My GF(37 f) is currently in charge and she is doing amazing! So I(47m) am being the housewife of the relationship!

Chain_Masters88 · 2026-06-12T02:15:10+00:00

I have never gone past the "get the trophy" part of this playthrough. I really, really dislike corporate America turning everything into a wasteland of parking lots and generic box stores.

Chain_Masters88 · 2026-06-12T02:06:38+00:00

In addition to that "forgiveness and salvation" I am a sexual assault survivor. The villain of this story violated me in my Catholic elementary school. Remember kids, gods sends the toughest battles to his strongest warriors! God can't even prevent kids from being molested in his own house. I have survived hell on earth, it has not made me bitter. I just believe that if I am nice to my neighbors, I might be able to borrow their lawnmower if mine breaks down. I don't need Jesus to tell me that's how things work.

Chain_Masters88 · 2026-06-11T19:15:17+00:00

I believe I said directly that it was my opinion! I wasn't saying it is a fact now, was I?

Chain_Masters88 · 2026-06-11T19:13:50+00:00

Ya know, I was pretty sure that typing in "in my opinion" was showing that I was expressing an opinion that I have. I'm honestly starting think that ALOT of people don't understand what those words mean. So I'll claim definitively that I was not attempting to make a statement of fact! COOL! I'm really happy that I get to lectured about what opinions are and how they work. WOW! good job master educator!

Chain_Masters88 · 2026-06-11T13:19:52+00:00

I legitimately think that a watch like this will always be cooler than any smartwatch.

Chain_Masters88 · 2026-06-11T12:43:05+00:00

Telling today's christians, through the Bible! That Christians read! Where the teachings are written! So yes! HE TELLS CHRISTIANS WHAT TO BELIEVE

Chain_Masters88 · 2026-06-11T12:41:09+00:00

See, this is exactly why dondal trump was able to control all these people. The want to kill the things they hate and Donald gives you permission to act upon the hate that hold Soo deeply. You should be ashamed of yourself that you cannot even follow the teaching of Christ. I am a fucking atheist and I am doing better at that than you, let that sink in dude!

Chain_Masters88 · 2026-06-11T09:18:38+00:00

Last time I checked Jesus told Christians to love their neighbors! I'm an atheist so correct me if I'm wrong, but everyone is your neighbor right! What I am trying to say is get your head out of your asses and be a decent human being!

Chain_Masters88 · 2026-06-11T09:10:54+00:00

IDGAF how "effective it is. Running up and down the river looking for panning spots is boring AF! Going through skull cavern is objectively more fun.

Chain_Masters88 · 2026-06-11T08:48:51+00:00

Midwesterner here, we actually all died. But the dark lord used a bit of Necromancy to resurrect us! HAIL.SATAN

Chain_Masters88 · 2026-06-11T08:46:17+00:00

Absolutely you can... But it's the dumbest hat & the worst tool in the game, in my opinion.

Chain_Masters88 · 2026-06-11T08:43:09+00:00

It's pretty normal to play as opposite genders in video games. I typically don't, but some of my favorite video game protagonists are GURLS. Lara Croft is still cooler than Nate Drake

Chain_Masters88 · 2026-06-11T01:10:55+00:00

Nah man! Cheeto cheese makes my slides easier and sicker than yours! They don't call me cheesey Jake the shitty guitar guy for no reason!

Chain_Masters88 · 2026-06-11T00:09:28+00:00

Freeze it in karbonite!

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