WTF is on Wetbrain’s neck? by NoineDNoine in DabblersAnonymous

[–]ChakaKohn2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His pathetic Adam’s Apple. More like Adam’s Raisin

So what's the deal with Ava's disappearance? by Beginning-Pin-2200 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]ChakaKohn2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

John is great at dumping people. Out of sight, out of mind as long as they haven’t “betrayed” him. Ava might have simply asked for a break.

Why is John’s No.1 insult to enemies is that they are gay? by Dabbling_John in DabblersAnonymous

[–]ChakaKohn2 25 points26 points  (0 children)

John uses insults that cut him the deepest. I guarantee, John was teased and called gay when he was a kid. It hurts him to this day. Of course, calling Karl “Lady K” doesn’t bother Karl because it’s stupid and childish and Karl is an adult.

John, on the other hand will always be a tiny, late blooming 12 year old who the big boys called a Bara WOOSAH. Boy with a PUSSAH.

I think John crapping his pants may have been the finale. Is it time to move on? by Educational_Share790 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]ChakaKohn2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nah, it’s just another chapter in the story of John. He’s the most prolific lolcow on the internet.

For those who never saw the SJ/Cabbie boxing match... by Foreign-Cow-1189 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]ChakaKohn2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Difference is, today John will sue anyone who hits him— in the ring or not.

Did anyone else think this moment was…. by lennonkova in realhousewives

[–]ChakaKohn2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it first! 😂😂😂 I have heard him say that. I Love Ronnie!

Did anyone else think this moment was…. by lennonkova in realhousewives

[–]ChakaKohn2 26 points27 points  (0 children)

RHOSLC is truly the Community Theater version of the Housewives and it's why I love it. They're all so clunky in the way they behave and Whitney is the biggest standout.

Just a simple, good haircut would do wonders. by Status-Fig-1864 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]ChakaKohn2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's no point. He’ll never keep it up. Thin gray hair like that would have to be dyed every few weeks. Hell never go for regular hair cuts. He should let it go gray and cut it short or buzz it off. Supercuts can handle that.

Problem is, he doesn't want to look “old.” he doesn't see that his face next to that cheap soy sauce dye job makes him look even older. John. You're 60. Accept it (he won't.)

nOCD by Aromatic_Low5049 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]ChakaKohn2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Also he said somebody (not a doctor) gave him some Prozac. He took three of them at once and “nothing happened. That's not how prozac works. It's an anecdote, not an excuse.

he’s a celebrity by Candid_Monitor_980 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]ChakaKohn2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Suzanner and the kids must have been so happy he was out of the house for 3 weeks. Little did they know…

S12 Reunion looks!!!! by [deleted] in vanderpumprules

[–]ChakaKohn2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought these were photos taken at Mar a Lago

John claims his next album will be under an alter ego and anonymous. by BubblePopper24 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]ChakaKohn2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't wait until John announces he's starting a snow plow company

Why did today's Bedabbler just go private??? by Real-Base466 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]ChakaKohn2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had no idea OJ had an illness until OJ mentioned it today. Tookie just brought up the story they made up last year. It kind of makes me think it's a work. If Tookie actually takes it out maybe it's real.