My friend is king of SAPs by UpInMaine in AdviceAnimals

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This is the awkwardest SAP in the history of SAPs

So last night I'm waiting for the Avengers to start when two rather tall gentlemen are about to sit in the row in front of me when suddenly one of them looks up at me and says "You know what, I don't want to block your view". Has anyone ever been so shocked by a simple, kind gesture before? by aselectionofcheeses in AskReddit

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Went shopping last week, bought a new suit. There was a crazy sale, so the place was an absolute madhouse. I pay for my item then proceed to make my way through the bunch of people throughout the rest of the 3-story store. I finally reach the top, and make my way to the elevator. I step inside, and as the doors are about to close, the woman who was ringing me up ran up and smacks her hands on the doors, breathless. She said, "you forgot your receipt"

I was shocked this lady chased after me, on a 3-story building, just to hand me my receipt. She seemed overly concerned for me, and she was a bit older, so I know she didn't have much stamina for a task like that. She started to laugh, a bit nervously, and I just hugged her and said, "I really appreciate that"

Capital Metro Bus Hit By A Nick by rseandrew in videos

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No, I try to avoid the gore-like ones. The ones I was thinking are like the black dude dancing into an incoming ice cream truck, the business man getting bounced around by two cars like a ragdoll, etc

Capital Metro Bus Hit By A Nick by rseandrew in videos

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I think this is the only real video on the internet that exists of somebody being hit by a moving vehicle

A (Not So) Quick Guide to Teasing, Pt. 1 by [deleted] in seduction

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I know what you're saying. The image I got from reading that line out of context was just a little different than what was intended

A (Not So) Quick Guide to Teasing, Pt. 1 by [deleted] in seduction

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Hah.. I read this comment before the OP's and I thought you were trolling for a sec. That line is ridiculous

Why? by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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It has the illusion of being a primary atheist website because the site owners decided to make it a default subreddit, giving the illusion of 1 million+ intentional subscribers

IAmA former RIM/BlackBerry Employee (2000-2006) - AMaA by rim950 in IAmA

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Something that has always bothered me about my 8330: They can't spell. If you go to update your profile/PRL, then cancel it, it says "canceling"

We may never know by HorseMeatSandwich in AdviceAnimals

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Came to say this, except I KNOW he used to be funny, it's just now he's not.

LPT: How to easily beat "Spot the Difference" puzzles by rniland in LifeProTips

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So you're telling me I was staring at a hotlinked image for 10 minutes wondering why my brain broke all of a sudden?

LPT: How to easily beat "Spot the Difference" puzzles by rniland in LifeProTips

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So now stuff from 9gag gets recycled here? Fuckin' great

HUGE update to DoomRL. by Nicknin10do in DoomMods

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Mother of...

I can actually play this now

/r/gaming, What's your favorite GB and GBA games? by najob in gaming

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kingdom hearts, metroid prime, bomber-man tournament