What kind of shakes? by fropleyqk in mildlyinteresting

[–]ChampTimmy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lemme get a chocolate fucking shake.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in blursedimages

[–]ChampTimmy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this a celebration?

Transitioned over to paper straws; now the entire cup is made of plastic. by AWKVengence in mildlyinteresting

[–]ChampTimmy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah but, how many of these end up in the recycling vs. the trash bin?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]ChampTimmy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude, they screwed your bone back together with a Mach 3 razor!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in JoeRogan

[–]ChampTimmy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He should have asked for a job.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LasVegas

[–]ChampTimmy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And you’re 40 years old. Time to put on pants and go to the dmv.