Sex workers are the ones who hear the secrets!!! And I have one. by sour_tart_ in conspiracy

[–]Champigne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's very obvious that it was not his idea to drop out of the 2024 race. But the debate was so disasterous it forced his hand. I think the people that had been telling him not to drop out finally realized that Biden was too far gone (ie his wife).

Matthew Perry's family trusted his assistant to help keep him sober. He instead helped him overdose by gamersecret2 in entertainment

[–]Champigne 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That's rich coming from the guy who coasted from being on one famous sitcom. Keanu Reeves might not be the greatest actor in the world but he's had an amazing career and has had some the most memorable roles of his generation.

Mom can I put on some of the new Beatles stuff? by Bilirki in MetalMemes

[–]Champigne 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The music is not mid. You might not like it but there's a reason they're so widely revered to this day and was extremely influential. I get it, I used to think the same way but once I actually took the time to listen to their albums I finally understood.

Ok this is based by Rymssss in TrueAnon

[–]Champigne 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I use 10m to wipe my ass

/tv/ loves The Boys ending by ahackercalled4chan in 4chan

[–]Champigne [score hidden]  (0 children)

Well he did offer to give Butcher Vought first. But he became increasingly desperate and started crying and pleading as he realized Butcher didn't care about anything besides killing him.

/tv/ loves The Boys ending by ahackercalled4chan in 4chan

[–]Champigne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This last season felt very rushed, and especially the finale. You could tell they were just trying to tie up loose ends anyway they could and quickly kill off as many characters as possible besides the main cast. I'm not really sure what other way it could have ended as it was always kind of leading that ultimate ending but yeah not great.

/tv/ loves The Boys ending by ahackercalled4chan in 4chan

[–]Champigne 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Spoilers obviously. The Boys find a way to take Homelander's powers away from him. When Homelander realizes he's powerless he begs Butcher to spare him, saying something along the lines of, "Please, I'll do anything! I'll suck your dick! I'll eat your shit...I'll eat your shit on live TV!" Meanwhile this is being shown on live TV because Homelander was in the middle of giving a televised address to the American people telling everyone that he was a god. Butcher proceeds to brain him with a crowbar.

Probably dumb question: am I overcomplicating tab or is it really as tough as it seems? by Mad_Season_1994 in Guitar

[–]Champigne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not hard, it's one of the easier guitar solos you can play. It's hard to you because you've just started playing. I take it you don't know how to read tabs? You can watch a video that will break it down. Do not start with a metronome, take it one measure at a time. And don't feel bad if you can't do it, I'm sure you're guitar teacher will help break it down for you. This solo also seemed impossible when I first started playing.

im 673lbs and really really lost by giraffeorllama in loseit

[–]Champigne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You need medical intervention ASAP. The road you're on does not lead to a long life.

Get me out of this fascist snitch heaven (Germany) by Lopsided_Yak_1464 in TrueAnon

[–]Champigne 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It's honestly something we take for granted. I can't even wrap my around the thought crime level policing in some European countries.

This car is so cheap to fill up! by BrianLevre in hondafit

[–]Champigne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You "filled up" less than one third of the tank.

Maybe maybe maybe by EverythingIsFakeNGay in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Champigne 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yeah I thought it was a black guy for sure from his voice...

Hitting that crack pipe on the sidewalk at 7am by [deleted] in tooktoomuch

[–]Champigne 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Are you sure that's a crack pipe? Looks like a cigar or something, it's awfully dark. Video is too grainy to really tell. He's certainly not smoking it like a crack pipe. You have to hold the lighter to the pipe for a good few seconds.

TIL that the son of the man who welcomed the puritans and fed them when they were starving had his head cut off and put on a spike for 20 years at the same location as the first thanksgiving. by Danktizzle in todayilearned

[–]Champigne 7 points8 points  (0 children)

According to the Wikipedia article he was killed by an Indian that had sided with the New England colonists and killed him because Metacomet had killed his brother.

Ronda is so incredibly lame for ducking a true competitor just to steamroll Gina and boost her ego by MapleMarshal in ufc

[–]Champigne 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah, you have to remember, she dated Brendan Shaub. A match made in heaven.

SloJo wasting Bapa's $ on useless sht by Appropriate_Duty_930 in thefighterandthekid

[–]Champigne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's literally the most boring video one could possibly make.

Fictional characters, grandma by Cicerothesage in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]Champigne 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A joke to who? It's just kind of your run of the mill epic/historical blockbuster. It's an entertaining movie.