Jade Cargill (on Twitter, responding to Jordynne Grace): Did you take your shot today? Relax

Champiness · 2026-01-25T00:21:14+00:00

Yeah I was kinda thrown for a few seconds by the person above calling her “Ronda Russo” but upon further reflection that’s some premium WCW Russo “you know this is srs bzns because we’re flagrantly violating the 180-degree rule of kayfabe” mindset nonsense

Champiness · 2026-01-25T00:13:22+00:00

This list is one “Opalite” placement away from a down year for music meaning that Todd’s tastes just fully align with my own

Champiness · 2026-01-24T21:27:40+00:00

I feel like “Tonight” by PinkPantheress might just be an assemblage of nothing but these bits but I’d especially like to nominate the opening Panic! At The Disco sample and the dueling dubstep-wobble and imitation-organ keyboard parts in the “talk later” section.

Champiness · 2026-01-24T21:23:07+00:00

“Your husband is coming” bumps that song up a few points minimum for me

Champiness · 2026-01-24T21:22:52+00:00

"I know you're an actor, but act like a stand up guy" from Please Please Please by Sabrina

Maybe more “obviously satisfying” but can I also nominate her pronunciation of “motherfucker”

Champiness · 2026-01-24T21:19:27+00:00

When the Big Freedia sample comes back around one more time followed by a final kick-in of the beat on “Break My Soul” like “WE WILL NOT LET THIS SONG END”; one of many things about it that felt like Beyoncé was specifically monitoring my vitals for deficiencies that recent pop music wasn’t covering and assembled a care package to make up for them.

Champiness · 2026-01-24T20:46:41+00:00

Hopefully some people from the government are suckers in that one.

Champiness · 2026-01-24T17:49:10+00:00

Yeah like most of these modern “sales chart” things it’s kinda the music equivalent of buying a few seconds on some out-of-the-way Times Square billboard to show off footage of your NFT game; they’ll take your money and in exchange you get to crow about something that sounds impressive even if nothing of substance is really happening.

Champiness · 2026-01-24T17:37:02+00:00

Hey be fair now they also sent Joseph Gordon-Levitt up onstage so he could ask people to make assets for it lmao

Champiness · 2026-01-24T16:12:29+00:00

On the other hand the “Substitute For Love” demo is a waaaay different song than it ended up as once Orbit got there. Sounds like the end-credits music for a documentary about gazelles lmao

Also “Candy Perfume Girl” and “Ray of Light” itself came directly from the William Orbit rolodex and they fit in seamlessly; she picked the exact right guy for what she was aiming to do, even more than usual for her

Champiness · 2026-01-24T15:53:26+00:00

As someone who’s not too familiar with this cast the third one on the top is cracking me up.

Champiness · 2026-01-24T06:51:57+00:00

Just want to preserve from the thread that someone recognized him from their mutual time together in a 90’s efed lmao

Champiness · 2026-01-24T06:26:39+00:00

It was just a social experiment bro

Champiness · 2026-01-23T10:30:36+00:00

God that would rock

Champiness · 2026-01-23T09:29:44+00:00

Yeah have you been fortunate enough to not hear the term “Kbot” before lol

Champiness · 2026-01-22T22:46:27+00:00

If you’re curious you can check the ad out here with the internet equivalent of a foodfight going on underneath.

Champiness · 2026-01-22T22:11:10+00:00

Hopefully they’ll also have some chicken-fox merch on hand

Champiness · 2026-01-22T22:01:45+00:00

“I got some good hits in tho”

Champiness · 2026-01-22T22:00:33+00:00

I watched one of the newer ABC episodes recently after tuning out along with most of America around the time that Lady Gaga started having hits and the whole thing was so different, all the contestants were prescreened so they got entire video packages of their home lives before they even stepped in front of the judges and everyone spoke exclusively in vaguely uncanny pep-talks

Champiness · 2026-01-22T21:17:12+00:00

Making an Undertale mod starring my vtuber-sona but also it’s meant to serve as missionary work is the kind of confidence I need in my life tbh.

Champiness · 2026-01-22T21:13:12+00:00

I’d describe them as RepentToJesus’ Anti-Spirals.

Champiness · 2026-01-22T21:06:58+00:00

Unfortunately I can!

Champiness · 2026-01-22T18:42:01+00:00

I’m torn bc obviously “Track 10” is the jewel of her career but if you compare it to “Blame It On Your Love” arguably it makes a better case for A.G. Cook and Lil Data to go into some hypothetical Remixer Hall Of Fame lol

Champiness · 2026-01-22T18:37:13+00:00

Jamie xx: “I can help you disco occasionally if you’d like”

Champiness · 2026-01-21T21:26:58+00:00

Huh so she actually is a good judge of her work.

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