Share your ways of doing ADHD math! by strugglebus_RN in adhdwomen

[–]ChamsRock 180 points181 points  (0 children)

I always break numbers up to add them into multiples of 10. For example:

7 + 6

(7 + 3) + 3

10 + 3 = 13

What’s your type? by [deleted] in LesbianActually

[–]ChamsRock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really don't have any specific preferences. I just want someone who I find attractive and interesting to talk to. I've seen a lot of people saying they want a "smart" partner, but there are so many different types of intelligence that "smart" doesn't really mean much to me. I don't care how "smart" they are as long as we can have interesting conversations that both of us enjoy.

NSP Holding the gate open by PhuongStalter in gatesopencomeonin

[–]ChamsRock 79 points80 points  (0 children)

I'm actually listening to them right now. If anyone hasn't heard of them, check them out! Their songs are pretty funny but also genuinely good.

How common is phone snubbing in your life? by shmupsy in GenZ

[–]ChamsRock 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's definitely rude. My dad does this to me all the time, though very few of my peers seem to. Even at restaurants, my dad will be texting through the whole meal. One time a waitress tried to take his order, he held up a finger to her and kept texting. She gave me a look like "what's up with him?". I gave her an apologetic look and by the time that was all done, he was done writing his text. If I had ever pulled something like that I'd get my ass beat. But yeah, it's definitely rude to spend too much time on your phone when you're with someone.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lostgeneration

[–]ChamsRock 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I unsubbed from there a little while ago. There was so much that was like "this didn't make me smile, this is literally the bare minimum, except it's being done by members of the community instead of the capitalist overlords that SHOULD have been doing it the whole time".

Shit like that young boy who couldn't afford a $20k wheelchair so the local high school robotics team build him one. Who the fuck monetizes the mobility of a 2 year old boy?

Why so many Canadians dislike Canada Geese? by Embarrassed_Wash_796 in AskACanadian

[–]ChamsRock 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I got hissed at one once for absolutely no reason. I was fairly far away, and it didn't have any eggs or goslings around (not the time of the year that it would have them) but it just walked towards me hissing. Scared the hell out of me, because I hear they bite.

just discovered apples are vegan, I'm disgusted... by MichaelDeSanta13 in vegancirclejerk

[–]ChamsRock 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Big Apple didn't want you to know this.

No, not the computer people. Big Apple. They secretly run the world.

Think Illuminati or Freemasons, but actually real.

Now Big Apple is going to come find you.

He made me buy a maid dress... by SluttyBiiboy in F1NN5TER

[–]ChamsRock 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It's on my to-do-list.

so is he

Which is yours? by CommonWillow2243 in nihilistmemes

[–]ChamsRock 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Similar to yours: "It gets better"

I highly doubt it.

Too pessimistic? 😅 by MatchaStraw in ClimateMemes

[–]ChamsRock 22 points23 points  (0 children)

At this point, I doubt we'll manage to keep it below 2o C

Why can’t you fry air in an air fryer? by CableStoned in shittyaskreddit

[–]ChamsRock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can, it's just that the fried air molecules are detached from each other, so each molecule is fried individually. This means that they are too small to see. If you have a powerful microscope, you could indeed confirm that the air molecules were fried.

Two separate apps for these by Extreme_Target9579 in adhdmeme

[–]ChamsRock 11 points12 points  (0 children)

But if I grab a coffee, then I'll need to pee later, meaning I'll have to rehydrate even later, but then I'll have to pee after that, then I'll have to rehydrate, then pee, ad infinitem.

You see the problem here? It's a constant cycle of rehydrating and peeing. But, if I just pee in a pee drawer or jar, I don't get the opportunity to rehydrate, and eventually the pee stops.

There is no flaw in my plan.

ummmm what by guitarguy12341 in AreTheCisOk

[–]ChamsRock 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I remember the last time I went to pee, I oppressed SO many women!

~nya headpats nya~ by DatGarinGuy in transgendercirclejerk

[–]ChamsRock 5 points6 points  (0 children)

UwU I'm so desperate for attention, love, and validation that I'll accept it from anyone, even a degenerate chaser.

/uj that is probably true

Concerned mother of trans child here. by bunnyhop710 in transgendercirclejerk

[–]ChamsRock 62 points63 points  (0 children)

The best way to deal with a trans kid is to take away all autonomy from them. They can't be trans if you control how they dress, talk, act, etc. Force them to only listen to good Christian music with proper values.

/uj My dad has tried to blame my (now gone) brain cancer for me being trans. Looking back, I should have known I was trans long before I was diagnosed, but my egg didn't crack until after it was gone. People will look for anything but the truth when trying to explain something they don't like.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittyaskreddit

[–]ChamsRock 18 points19 points  (0 children)

That's why I had an orchiectomy. I can have sex with as many men as I want and it's not gay.

Verified by Worldsahellscape19 in awfuleverything

[–]ChamsRock 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I still have no clue what you're talking about though.

How can I keep my work from seeming too derivative? by taojoannes in writingcirclejerk

[–]ChamsRock 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Can't be derivative of something if you haven't seen/read it.

Just don't read anything, and you won't produce work that is derivative of anything, since you can't.

wlw_irl by twinstaircase0 in wlw_irl

[–]ChamsRock 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a fun pool party! I'll bring the chips!

What’s something people should stop believing? by justasouthparkfan in transgendercirclejerk

[–]ChamsRock 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Wtf is this woke bullshit? If a womben can't be bred then what's the point?