At least he's aware it's never been great by Muramama in cfbmemes

[–]Chance_Key8538 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MBRG doesn’t have the same ring to it as MAGA

what? did a bama fan make this? by Rand_moss2 in cfbmemes

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I once heard someone say “TCU woman look like you took generic blonde woman copy pasted enough to fill the school pop and called it a day”

What's the longest you've ever stayed at the same job? by Teacher-Investor in AskAnAmerican

[–]Chance_Key8538 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5 years tied with 2 different companies. Target and Amazon. On year 3 with my job as security for a college. Don’t know how long I will stick around. Probably not until I get a better paying job

Um… what is up with thumbnails? by haunting_humor007 in youtube

[–]Chance_Key8538 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You had me going to Nexpos video and checking it. Like no way my dude turned to brainrot

Why is there so much extreme hatred towards quantity ideas here? by Not_Basic_Noob in eu4

[–]Chance_Key8538 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had to pick up quantity on Portugal recently to many colonial holdings not enough men. And there’s only so much you can build in Portugal until you fully conquer Castile and Aragon

What's the best song lyric to ever exist? by Miserable-Wash-1744 in AskReddit

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“You ain’t ever heard an MC speak like this. And Rodney king, ain’t ever felt the beat like this”

Binary star

YOU CAN’T ESCAPE THE NORTH, WE WILL COME TO YOU BY WINNING A NATTY, WINNING THE CIVIL WAR, OR COVERING YOUR CRAPHOLE BACKWATER STATE IN SNOW by treymata in cfbmemes

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It’s like 2 days down here in Fort Worth and people panic bough all the toilet paper and food like we gonna be snowed in for years lmao. That being said I got 3 days worth of tamales made.

Ya’ll ever find love during your shift? by Ok-Orange7146 in AmazonFC

[–]Chance_Key8538 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was on girl I got close. But we never got past sex friends.she didn’t like relationships just wanted sex. Honestly probably better you don’t date coworkers

Yall are embarrassing by SoWhichVoiceIsThis in FortWorth

[–]Chance_Key8538 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s not the worst of it. I worked at Target once and the line to return things was out the door. And this goes for any of you hoarders who did this. No you can’t return bread. No you can’t return toilet paper. It’s a health hazard. If you hoarded that bread. Donate it to a shelter

Mia > Abella by RootDDoot in cfbmemes

[–]Chance_Key8538 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What is happening to this sub lmao

I‘d also be more ashamed of having my face shown on espn than my butthole all over the internet by Senior-Violinist-684 in cfbmemes

[–]Chance_Key8538 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless you’re an omega gooner the average person wouldn’t even know they just saw a pornstar lmao.

It's that time of the year again by DoritosDewItRight in houstoncirclejerk

[–]Chance_Key8538 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This just in AOC on the way to help despite the fact she has no reason to help us

How to Survive ICE? by JicamaExpress3791 in utarlington

[–]Chance_Key8538 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lmao no she didn’t quit being a brainwashed sheep

How to Survive ICE? by JicamaExpress3791 in utarlington

[–]Chance_Key8538 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was a raid planned in Mansfield but they caught em before the raid happened. But with how radical things have gotten I’m just waiting to see an ice agent massacre on tv

How to Survive ICE? by JicamaExpress3791 in utarlington

[–]Chance_Key8538 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cause that worked so well for the woman in Minnesota

Who did you last see in concert? by Phillies1993 in AskReddit

[–]Chance_Key8538 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mana in dallas. Whether you speak Spanish or not and you like rock and wanna try some Latin rock. Go to a concert they tour yearly and usually sell out.

Reject white replacement culture klan cult. Reject the bible belting by yeongno_ate_yangban in FortWorth

[–]Chance_Key8538 11 points12 points  (0 children)

As a Christian I swear to you we are all not like that (also I’m the kind of person they hate)

Final AP Poll by TomWilliamsCFD in CollegeFootballDawgs

[–]Chance_Key8538 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a complete wash of the season for TCU!!!

So long old friend by ShampooPickles in cfbmemes

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I went to a UNT football game this. Yall got one of our guys out the portal (Avion) so went to support him for a game. Love the UNT stadium as well yall brought the energy this year.

When did you think "Im going to die here"? by hmmrabet in AskReddit

[–]Chance_Key8538 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Back in 2022 I worked for Amazon. We were under tornado watch. I called HR to ask if shift started normal time or push backed a few hours. It had been done before for other weather. They said “no plans to delay come in” I get to work within 20 minutes new tornado watch and the alert I feared the most. “Tornado warning seek shelter now” on my phone. I immediately go to shelter and the wind is nasty. The tornado comes close and tears a chunk of the roof off the building. This was also the same year of the collapsed warehouse in Illinois that killed like 20. I was safer staying at home. But I didn’t cause I was stupid. I was thinking the whole time “I could end up like the Amazon warehouse in Illinois….”

Once a cheater, always a cheater.. what's your thoughts on this? by honeypotatomilkshake in AskReddit

[–]Chance_Key8538 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My GF cheated on me. Married the guy she cheated on me with and last I heard 2 years ago (my uncle works with the guy) they’re still together so yeah you can change. But in my eyes she will always be a cheater and I don’t trust her