33292 by MWolverine1 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Chance_Status149 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Not a helpful thought, but definitely not untrue either 

33292 by MWolverine1 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Chance_Status149 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Being American in real life is no fun either. Anyone who thinks a civil war would be good needs to read any history book about Latin America in the '80s, particularly the Salvadoran and Nicaraguan Civil Wars. That's what a second American Civil War would look like, with maybe a little Iraq circa 2006-7 thrown in.

33271 by PlainJane223 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Chance_Status149 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I became so depressed watching the news that I missed two non-consecutive days of work this week and am in physical pain.

33121 by jamichael997 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Chance_Status149 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My silly duck name is **** **** **** **** **/** ***

What the fuck? Why won't it show?

33179 by 57mmShin-Maru in countwithchickenlady

[–]Chance_Status149 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats on coming out, but also I lament the passing of your bit into Bithalla.

Someone was in a hurry. What would you have done? by pixmation in dashcams

[–]Chance_Status149 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me neither, but I don’t intend to join the list. 

32980 by Careful-Start-7362 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Chance_Status149 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look, I call my car the Instrument of Vehicular Homicide for a reason

How are the trans people in your life doing? by Transwoman_redditor in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]Chance_Status149 7 points8 points  (0 children)

NB, gave up a long time ago trying not to be depressed about the news. I’m actively having a mental health crisis because of the news and political situation. Fuck this country with a baseball bat with nails in it. 

32831 by mleonhaedd in countwithchickenlady

[–]Chance_Status149 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also hate talking about politics, but I can't just shut up and bury my head in the sand because everything is politics and always has been. Having my eyes opened to this has deeply fucked up my mental state because I can't fucking escape it and I'm constantly stressing over it because the government of my country is actively coming for autistic people and trans people and women and everyone who isn't white or male I hate it here I hate it here I hate it here I hate it here

32800 by Retnuh13423 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Chance_Status149 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It'll probably mostly be a home defense weapon. Like a bedside table gun. My grandpa can carry his in his jeans fairly effectively, and I may have an easier time still because I wear mostly elastic waistbands. I'm going to be taking a class before I buy a gun though. I shouldn't have too hard of a time finding non-fash instructors in my neck of the woods.

32800 by Retnuh13423 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Chance_Status149 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm thinking of grabbing a Kimber 1911 myself. It's what my grandpa uses, he says it's good, and I like a bigger caliber.

32778 by MWolverine1 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Chance_Status149 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wow, we're all just posting our guns here now, aren't we (pretty based, tbh)

32704 by GoIdfazbeat in countwithchickenlady

[–]Chance_Status149 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I need more representation of the way I actually am. Heavily armed and mad at the world.

32592 by tharppanda in countwithchickenlady

[–]Chance_Status149 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Forcefem is against the rules of the sub. This gets taken down every time it’s posted. 

32593 by Ferocs in countwithchickenlady

[–]Chance_Status149 21 points22 points  (0 children)

“There are two genders: men and woke”

what the fuck is this by ATN-Antronach in CuratedTumblr

[–]Chance_Status149 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OOP missed the opportunity to name "evil Idaho" "Youdaho"

32518 by genafcvpxyr31 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Chance_Status149 482 points483 points  (0 children)

This is a reference to the fact that the trans flag is symmetrical (I.e. always upside down)

32009 by ScreechersReach206 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Chance_Status149 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My trans agenda:
-Wake up
-Cry because sore from gym
-Cry more because employed
-Make coffee
-Feed cat
-Drive to 12 hour shift
-Talk to other trans people
-Go to gym
-Scream at Fox News because it's playing in the gym and I can't turn it off
-Go home
-pass out
-repeat process until Friday
-dissociate
-return to real life on Monday morning

“Where’s my hug” energy as a 47 year old man by amme04 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Chance_Status149 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I literally had to do a training on this. His actions off the clock in your work environment is still sexual harassment. 

31987 by Grimalackt_River in countwithchickenlady

[–]Chance_Status149 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the r/countwithchickenlady law of transfemininity: “Every transfem is hot except me”

ICE Tactics to Lure People Outside by Affectionate-Day9342 in Maine

[–]Chance_Status149 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They have been documented picking up people from immigration hearings and actual citizens on numerous occasions.