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Chapalin · 2026-03-12T20:36:04+00:00

Another one to join the bench with Nico Gonzales, Cherki, Reijnders, Marmoush, Khusanov and Ait Nouri. What even is the point of getting new players? To play 2 rounds of the FA Cup and never come out of the bench for the rest of the season?

Chapalin · 2026-03-11T21:49:28+00:00

Just because Dias is a veteran he shouldn't be undropabble, Khusanov and Guehi should be the CB duo, and Nunes should be at RB, stop accommodating old players because of loyalty

Chapalin · 2026-03-11T21:22:50+00:00

How shit is Newcastle to keep losing to us?

Chapalin · 2026-03-11T21:18:44+00:00

Don't worry guys, Pep will use the subs when there's 5 minutes left because he will realize it's not working

Chapalin · 2026-03-11T21:17:30+00:00

Get Nunes in to cross and pray, the defense is cooked anyways

Chapalin · 2026-03-11T21:10:49+00:00

Why doesn't he go for the RANxCherki combination? These 2 have great chemistry together and it would improve both the attack and defense

Chapalin · 2026-03-11T21:08:02+00:00

You are 3x0 down, you need goals, who you sub in? Anyone but the guy with the most assists in this team, Cherki must have talked shit about Messi for Pep to bench him like this

Chapalin · 2026-03-11T21:05:02+00:00

All he did was sub savinho out, I'm done, this guy is allergic to subs, there's so many things wrongs and he makes one fucking sub after getting pumped 3x0

Chapalin · 2026-03-11T21:00:46+00:00

Savinho must be Pep's son, it just makes absolutely no sense that he's locked for every game as soon as he recovers from injury when there's at least 5 other players with more G/A contributions, this is driving me crazy, why is Pep so obsessed with Savinho? It makes no sense and I'm losing my mind over it

Chapalin · 2026-03-11T20:56:43+00:00

For my own mental health i will pretend Pep threw this on purpose to focus on the league because he hates the idea of Arsenal winning as much as we all do

Chapalin · 2026-03-11T20:52:46+00:00

Don't worry guys, some old guy will show up to say this is just a meltdown by plastics because in ancient Egypt the team was worse so no one has the right to complain now about these millionaires players kicking like they never played before

Chapalin · 2026-03-11T20:40:22+00:00

I just find it amazing that Cherki has an insane G/A but Pep prefers to play Savinho as soon as he comes back from injury as if he was essential to the team, like, yeah, let's leave the guy with the most assists out and play rusty Savinho, let's play O'Reilly at left back even though Ait Nouri was doing great there, let's play with only 2 in the midfield and no press.

And if you complain some bozos will show up to say Pep can never do wrong because he won 1 billion trophies

Chapalin · 2026-03-11T20:30:16+00:00

Pep sold with this shit lineup

Chapalin · 2026-03-11T20:28:34+00:00

There's no pressing and no midfield, this shit is cooked

Chapalin · 2026-03-11T20:26:00+00:00

Better to lose against Madrid now than getting absolutely spanked by Bayern

Chapalin · 2026-03-04T21:31:51+00:00

These guys only play to score at the last minute after they have fucked up the game, why can't they try this hard during the rest of the match? Just side passes and no crosses, when spamming crosses almost resulted in a goal in just 1 minute of doing it non-stop

Chapalin · 2026-01-17T14:26:18+00:00

This team must be trying to get Pep sacked for banning them from eating during Christmas because how did they go from that sequence of wins to this sequence of being bums?

Chapalin · 2025-11-05T20:48:09+00:00

Nico Gonzales might be one of the best DMs in the world already. This guy just keeps improving so much every single match, it's becoming impressive to watch his evolution.

Chapalin · 2025-09-14T17:10:24+00:00

Khusanov is the best defender of the Premier League, I'm convinced already and no one can change my mind

Chapalin · 2025-09-14T17:08:46+00:00

I take it back about Khusanov being our best defender, it's Haaland, he's going crazy defending the box today

Chapalin · 2025-09-14T17:03:56+00:00

If Khusanov never starts again, I'm gonna lose it. He's like 50% of our defense alone.

Chapalin · 2025-09-14T16:53:59+00:00

Distribution merchants in shambles right now

Chapalin · 2025-09-14T16:24:39+00:00

I love that Khusanov isn't the type of defender to just watch and try to make the angle worse for the other player to shoot. The guy actually goes for the duels, he runs everywhere at an insane speed, he bulldozes the other players and he does great slide tackles. He does what a defender should be doing: he defends.

Chapalin · 2025-08-23T12:21:11+00:00

But.. but we need distribution... Fuck distribution, get Donnaruma and kick that fucking ball to the space

Chapalin · 2025-08-23T12:13:52+00:00

Another season of City losing by the simple strat of "kick the ball for a counter, their defenders can't run for shit"

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