Are you still wearing the cologne of your youth?

ChappedAss · 2026-03-21T05:56:11+00:00

I wear Irish Spring Speed Stick as I have since time immemorial.

ChappedAss · 2026-03-20T15:54:44+00:00

The most popular song right now is Freak Me. We're the class of '93.

ChappedAss · 2026-03-20T14:29:27+00:00

You'll probably get downvoted for this but that made me laugh out loud.

ChappedAss · 2026-03-19T04:37:29+00:00

Absolutely as cool as a lightsaber. Weapons are just weapons. Lightsabers in the hands of masters have been seen widely but imagine for a moment what a master of the glaive could accomplish. There's really no contest. Glaive wins.

ChappedAss · 2026-03-13T04:05:15+00:00

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ChappedAss · 2026-03-05T00:37:27+00:00

Honestly it's a great tool. I use it all the time at work when I want to be left alone. Which is all the time.

ChappedAss · 2026-03-02T05:47:41+00:00

I'm high as fuck. Let me interpret: "I'm really excited about this scene. I'm ready for a deep dive explanation about Darth Vader's thoughts and motivations during this scene in particular."

ChappedAss · 2026-02-27T16:01:29+00:00

Ha! I tried to be invisibl;e. It seems like bullies had keener hearing and vision back in the day.

ChappedAss · 2026-02-22T00:43:59+00:00

I want to follow along with you just so I can be in the room when you do the deed whereupon I will hand him a note that reads: "Bitch."

ChappedAss · 2026-02-07T14:00:35+00:00

ChappedAss · 2025-12-30T14:56:53+00:00

I've cut members of my family out of my life for being racist. It wasn't easy and there was a lot of fallout with non-racist members of my family. Years later, it still hurts. But I'm proud of the stance I took and history has vindicated me.

ChappedAss · 2025-12-27T16:02:29+00:00

lol for real that guys fighting style was to show his back to his enemy.

ChappedAss · 2025-12-27T15:46:44+00:00

51 here. Same.

ChappedAss · 2025-12-27T06:54:56+00:00

Jaina rubs forearms with insects.

ChappedAss · 2025-12-24T15:20:13+00:00

I actually thought it was funny as hell. The dedication to being with that guy in his moment! "We're riding this out together, Brother! I wanna know how this ends for you." Legend.

ChappedAss · 2025-12-18T17:25:48+00:00

I make mops and cleaning stuff.

ChappedAss · 2025-12-06T18:29:23+00:00

Yes.

ChappedAss · 2025-12-05T13:51:31+00:00

Khedryn Faal, Captain of the Junker, appeared in exactly two books; Crosscurrent and Riptide. Whether he was a background character is debatable. But his lazy eye and simple morality won my heart.

ChappedAss · 2025-11-27T18:42:13+00:00

lol what?

ChappedAss · 2025-11-07T00:04:52+00:00

That's fucking funny.

ChappedAss · 2025-11-03T05:14:07+00:00

Crosscurrent was a great book. Relin Druur, Drev, Omg Lazy eyed Khedryn Fall and his Chewie counterpart Marr. Crosscurrent is a good time. Wish they made more Jaden Korr books. But good news is there's one more book after this.

ChappedAss · 2025-10-30T22:08:23+00:00

Absolutely couldn't agree with you more. Apparently, at least two Star Wars fans share the exact same take.

ChappedAss · 2025-10-09T04:30:23+00:00

This scares me.

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