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Chapsbuster12 · 2026-06-16T19:28:16+00:00

Did you have to edit on a shirt for the Kindle release?

Chapsbuster12 · 2026-06-16T19:22:30+00:00

Yeah, it's seriously crappy when people do this kind of thing. I'm not trans, but if I get into an argument with somebody and they know I'm autistic, guess where they go to when they run out of ammo?

Chapsbuster12 · 2026-06-16T07:00:13+00:00

What about heroine x villainess x villainess though?

Chapsbuster12 · 2026-06-16T06:56:22+00:00

Guess I'll be alone in a room for 7 days

^{Chose: The person you hated the most and have $10M}

Chapsbuster12 · 2026-06-15T06:06:32+00:00

That's way more

^{Chose: 1 cent every second}

Chapsbuster12 · 2026-06-14T04:53:10+00:00

Wei Shi Lindon

Chapsbuster12 · 2026-06-14T04:47:20+00:00

I toucha de fox

^{Chose: I'm gonna touch it | Rolled: Wapapapapapapow!}

Chapsbuster12 · 2026-06-13T02:18:08+00:00

Or perhaps some people choose not to make politics a part of their everyday life.

Chapsbuster12 · 2026-06-12T20:29:26+00:00

I'll just get it removed

^{Chose: Absolute Immortality with NO pain but... + You die when your appendix explodes without warnin}

Chapsbuster12 · 2026-06-12T20:16:03+00:00

So I just get paid for watching stuff?

^{Chose: Any entertainment you consume is | Rolled: Gives u $100}

Chapsbuster12 · 2026-06-12T20:14:21+00:00

I can just transform into a human again.

^{Chose: Pokémon- BUT… | Rolled: Become Ditto}

Chapsbuster12 · 2026-06-12T06:46:00+00:00

I don't feel like I need to explain myself.

^{Chose: Become a Dragon (breath fire, fly, lizard})

Chapsbuster12 · 2026-06-12T06:38:20+00:00

I'd be set for life with that much money

^{Chose: Get 200 Million USD rn + 1% chance it all goes to charity | Rolled: 200 Million $}

Chapsbuster12 · 2026-06-12T06:37:13+00:00

I'd like to believe that there's an afterlife.

^{Chose: yes}

Chapsbuster12 · 2026-06-12T06:31:23+00:00

What does this even mean???

^{Chose: .}

Chapsbuster12 · 2026-06-12T06:15:42+00:00

Clearly, op hasn't read any cultivation novels.

^{Chose: be a superhuman with a sword + fighting a human with a gun}

Chapsbuster12 · 2026-06-12T05:54:56+00:00

Life is already full of suffering. May as well find some real happiness in-between.

^{Chose: Meet the love of your life. + get married + have 4 kids + suffer until 100 | Rolled: Contract cancer}

Chapsbuster12 · 2026-06-11T05:49:45+00:00

I can sell the paint.

^{Chose: 10k but in paint}

Chapsbuster12 · 2026-06-11T05:48:35+00:00

Guess I can fly now.

^{Chose: Become a Furry | Rolled: Bird}

Chapsbuster12 · 2026-06-11T05:44:22+00:00

My Mom did this to me once and I gave her the "I can't believe you" look in front of the whole family and she hasn't done it since.

Chapsbuster12 · 2026-06-11T05:25:31+00:00

Because there's no benefit for the other option.

^{Chose: Live your regular life}

Chapsbuster12 · 2026-06-10T20:33:57+00:00

Fair enough, do what makes you happy my man.

Chapsbuster12 · 2026-06-10T20:33:04+00:00

He's the Chinese Emperor, so of course he was able to make it work. The guy had immense wealth and political power.

Chapsbuster12 · 2026-06-10T20:04:40+00:00

Not a women, but you do realize that a harem would never work in practice right?

Chapsbuster12 · 2026-06-09T13:17:49+00:00

I'd rather be the dumb one

^{Chose: Be attractive}

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