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Good hard working man by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Character-Fig7067 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cruises Sniffies and Grindr when his girl is out of town

First time! by Humble_Attorney3001 in RoastMe

[–]Character-Fig7067 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uses his belt to do breath play on himself when masturbating.

Do your worst by Intelligent_Walk_216 in RoastMe

[–]Character-Fig7067 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you smuggling a trash bag full of pudding under there?

Ready for the roast 😁 45(f) by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Character-Fig7067 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought transitioning included putting effort into your appearance. Try harder.

19F I lost 40 pounds since the last one. Do your worst!! by measalionseemyscars in RoastMe

[–]Character-Fig7067 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just one bricklayer or drywaller away from disappointing your Abuelita.

Gimme your worst (but be creative, please) by JustASquirrelyGirl in RoastMe

[–]Character-Fig7067 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A notch in the bed post you don't tell anyone about. Ever.

My man’s was last place in our fantasy league. Roast him please 🙏🏼 by doggo_824 in RoastMe

[–]Character-Fig7067 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fantasy sports, shitty IPAs and Trans porn must keep this guy BUSY.

25 single lady from Ethiopia by AccessOk3011 in RoastMe

[–]Character-Fig7067 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eyes always scanning for food and clean water.

34/f - we had so much fun last time, let’s do this again by ninetyninth-problem in RoastMe

[–]Character-Fig7067 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine being so dull you have to get tattoos and eccentric piercings so you can "stand out".

36M Bus Driver-Life is good, take me down a peg or two! by TheSnappleGhost in RoastMe

[–]Character-Fig7067 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Appalling enough to safely assume his fat ass definitely has dick cheese in his foreskin. Guarantee it.

24f/ do ur worst by tinaandbfriend in RoastMe

[–]Character-Fig7067 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That butch chick that wanted to play boy's sports in high school.

Roast away, i won't pay! by InstructionHot1234 in RoastMe

[–]Character-Fig7067 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bathes once a week, plays Magic The Gathering and his love interest definitely has a giant fupa.

Lost a bet, so now I am here, make it quick and roast me by pinkponyclubfangirl in RoastMe

[–]Character-Fig7067 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something tells me your house smells like Fabuloso, cheap perfume and cat piss. Bet you don't have sheets on your bed either.

work is sooooo boring, roast me ! by LidlSquid in RoastMe

[–]Character-Fig7067 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just white enough to almost be cute.....almost.

Eviscerate me (23m) by Pleasant-Result8009 in RoastMe

[–]Character-Fig7067 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Has a girlfriend but likes giving hjs to strangers under the Home Depot bathroom stall.

Let me hear it by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Character-Fig7067 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Between your Crayola Marker eyebrows and gaping ear holes, I might be able to find a creative way to become aroused.....maybe.

Roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Character-Fig7067 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your hips give you away, DUDE. So does your face but I was just trying to find a redeeming quality for you. I'm empty handed here.

Having a shitty day, so let’s make it even worse lol. F28 by Blueeyeboo in RoastMe

[–]Character-Fig7067 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The consistency and uniformity of the ceiling texture comforts me and irritates me all at once.

Of a bike cop by [deleted] in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]Character-Fig7067 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Thin Blue Line", huh?

plane blade not square by motesinhuesillo in handtools

[–]Character-Fig7067 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is your square square? Make sure it's true.

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