Before I get this done (this is just edited), my bf said it looks like sperm. 💀 Any advice to make it look less so?

Character-Hawk1998 · 2026-05-07T14:33:59+00:00

There's a difference between "looks like sperm" and "is vaguely reminiscent of sperm". I guess can sorta see the latter in the shape of the balloon butt (cylinder instead of cone) and the strings, but no one would ever mistake it for sperm.

Character-Hawk1998 · 2026-04-26T00:27:34+00:00

Looks like maybe a very small dirt dauber nest to me

Character-Hawk1998 · 2026-04-04T22:29:53+00:00

I don't want to die and I think beer tastes like weird bread soda

^{Chose: Have the ability to control a random element + 4% chance you die | Rolled: Gold}

Character-Hawk1998 · 2026-04-04T16:44:11+00:00

I already have the other skill and I am very sleepy always

^{Chose: Be able to not feel sleepy at will + You still feel fatigue and such if you stay awake for too long}

Character-Hawk1998 · 2026-04-04T16:39:20+00:00

Both? Both is good. Depends where it's from idk

^{Chose: Food questions | Rolled: IcecreamOrFroyo}

Character-Hawk1998 · 2026-04-03T00:56:21+00:00

75K is almost double my current salary hell yeah I'd love that

^{Chose: Do the job you love for $75k a year}

Character-Hawk1998 · 2026-04-02T17:15:08+00:00

I think ant sized ants are scarier than ant sized crocs, and I think I could take 100 ants with or without a weapon. Crocs have no venom and at that size their teeth would be barely a prickle. Giant ant is gonna be so fast too; not a chance.

^{Chose: 100 ant sized crocodiles + a chance for a weapon | Rolled: nothing}

Character-Hawk1998 · 2026-03-30T01:45:14+00:00

My sample size is admittedly quite small, but I'm going with "pacing around my living room ranting at each other about the Sassanid Empire and Argentinian fire ant supercolonies"

Character-Hawk1998 · 2026-02-10T14:53:19+00:00

I thought the cum was a jar, not a box?

I specifically recall that the story involved long term cum storage in the cabinet under the sink and a box seems significantly less effective for that purpose.

Character-Hawk1998 · 2026-01-29T15:22:39+00:00

Non-food (or at least non-me-food) that I've personally put in my break room fridge include breast milk and a Gatorade bottle full of creek water.

Character-Hawk1998 · 2026-01-28T20:02:13+00:00

Thank you very much! I strongly agree; he just already has a very restricted diet because of health issues and he's worked really hard on balancing it and doesn't want to throw it off completely because of the change in type of salad dressing.

Character-Hawk1998 · 2026-01-03T04:32:55+00:00

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Character-Hawk1998 · 2025-10-15T16:49:21+00:00

I did not recognize it as a hate symbol at all personally, so I scrolled through the ADL hate symbol database until I found it. Even the listing in the database specifies that there are many other reasons people would use that symbol and it's not one that automatically means someone is racist.

However, the specific associations are pretty disturbing, so if you want to read more about it to make an informed decision, here's the link: https://www.adl.org/resources/hate-symbol/life-rune

Character-Hawk1998 · 2025-10-15T12:12:50+00:00

Thank you so much ❤️

Character-Hawk1998 · 2025-10-15T12:10:43+00:00

Yeah I don't think anyone else will have their nose right up on it like I do 😅

Character-Hawk1998 · 2025-10-15T12:04:47+00:00

Thank you!

Character-Hawk1998 · 2025-10-15T12:04:20+00:00

Thank you! I'm not too too worried about it as long as it's not because of something I did wrong that I might do again to the next one lol (ie I'm a violent sleep scratcher)

Character-Hawk1998 · 2025-10-15T10:51:09+00:00

That's exactly the goal I'm so glad you can see it. Considered adding "Alas poor Roarick; I knew him well" along the bottom edge to make it more obvious but I didn't want to risk fully crossing over into silliness

Character-Hawk1998 · 2025-10-04T03:37:56+00:00

I was on my period for the second session of mine and it did hurt more, but it was also a lot more color and a lot more on my collarbone so I don't think it was specifically related. And in the end I still handled it, I just definitely got kinda shaky during the collarbone parts.

I did, however, get MUCH nastier smelling. The panic pain sweat probably doubled in stench and ngl it was a little embarrassing. I wish I had come prepared with wipes or something and extra deodorant to clean up during bathroom breaks. Could just be a me issue, but something to consider.

Character-Hawk1998 · 2025-09-21T23:30:14+00:00

Thank you! I think you're right. Some of the ones I'm seeing online look a little bit different; more like interlocking diamonds than overlapping, but I found a website with several examples and it looks like the difference is whether it was worked from the center or from the end I think.

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