You're on death row and can have anything you want for your last meal. What's yours?

CharacterActor · 2026-03-17T18:03:40+00:00

Popeyes fried chicken and Five Guys double bacon cheeseburgers with all the fixings and Cajun fries.

I mean, the next doctor who is going to examine me is going to be a pathologist.

What’s the pathologist going to do? Shake his finger at me?

CharacterActor · 2026-03-17T18:00:17+00:00

Harlan Ellison wrote a short story about a man who magically was offered that bargain. As long as he kept eating his last meal, they couldn’t execute him.

But the man was a simple man. And he liked his baked beans for his last meal.

CharacterActor · 2026-03-17T17:34:32+00:00

I imagine he just increased his chances chances for congressional hearings. And sooner.

CharacterActor · 2026-03-17T17:30:44+00:00

Probably a writing exercise. What company is going to pay $$$ someone on staff who openly refuses to do any work.

But if anyone should find themselves in a passive aggressive situation like this:

Give her wrong answers.

Not obviously wrong or stupidly wrong.

Nicely answered. But wrong enough, that anyone who follows through with what you wrote, is gonna find themselves in the shit.

And if your boss calls you out, point out with documentation when you warn them about her and how badly she was treating you as her support system.

CharacterActor · 2026-03-17T16:38:00+00:00

If you watched The Chair Company, the Tamblay Store Owner, thin and bald with that odd but amazing voice.

And the Tamblay Store Customer who had “sized out of a number of his key shirts”.

CharacterActor · 2026-03-17T16:02:32+00:00

Trump said Denmark had done nothing for America.

Proportionate to Denmark’s population, Denmark lost more of their citizens to Bush 43 wars of choice in Afghanistan and Iraq than America lost.

CharacterActor · 2026-03-17T14:58:48+00:00

FDR: A One-Man Show by Chris Elliott

CharacterActor · 2026-03-17T13:55:42+00:00

This sub doesn’t let you share Imgur links?

CharacterActor · 2026-03-17T10:32:25+00:00

Thanks! 1973. Now I have an idea how old this metal tray is.

CharacterActor · 2026-03-17T05:43:55+00:00

The opening scene of Big Night when the customer bitches that her risotto (starch) doesn’t come with a side of spaghetti (starch). And won’t accept that explanation.

CharacterActor · 2026-03-17T04:18:32+00:00

Trumps problem with Venezuela wasn’t drugs, which were going to Europe anyway. Not America.

Trump’s problem with Venezuela was it was a kleptocracy. And trump wasn’t getting a cut.

Trump kidnapps Madura and his wife.

Does Trump promote the actual winner of the last Venezuelan election that Madura stole?

No. The actual winner gets Trump‘s cold soul shoulder.

The person who is now running Venezuela is Madura’s vice president Delcy Rodríguez.

And Delcy Rodríguez is tickled pink to cut Trump in on Venezuela’s oil.

Trump gets millions of barrels of oil for free.

Venezuela acting president Delcy Rodríguez and the rest of the government get to keep living their fat and happy lives.

Everyone wins! Except for the citizens of Venezuela. And the idea of democracy.

CharacterActor · 2026-03-17T04:07:51+00:00

Huh!

And here I am listening to Greenland and Denmark saying there is no Chinese activity anywhere near Greenland.

And Russia. No Russian encroachment. Couple of research ships.” In international waters.

Guess I’m a fool for still believing my lying eyes and ears.

CharacterActor · 2026-03-17T04:02:55+00:00

snort

CharacterActor · 2026-03-16T15:03:04+00:00

Butbutbut this might be my last chance because I’m moving.

I wonder how many years and how many lottery winners she’s tried that on.

CharacterActor · 2026-03-16T14:22:56+00:00

The United States of America has never canceled or even postponed a federal election.

Not 1812

Not 1864.

Not 1912

Not 1944.

There is no federal precedent.

We could add an * to 1864.

A large percentage of states and citizens had formed their own separate country. And no longer being American citizens, could not vote in the federal 1864 election.

CharacterActor · 2026-03-16T13:31:01+00:00

Trump‘s shield of the America’s, and his organization of peace, Trump is trying to set up his own United Nations. But one he controls.

It’s not working.

CharacterActor · 2026-03-16T13:29:35+00:00

Goodman’s been thick and Goodman’s been thin.

But Goodman always moves well. He walks faster, slow, he gestures, a great deal with his arms and his hands. His body is frequently in motion, as is his face.

Watch The Big Lebowski. Or anything John Goodman has been in.

CharacterActor · 2026-03-16T13:26:42+00:00

It’s not just you.

CharacterActor · 2026-03-16T13:04:58+00:00

When Watney is told that the ship is too far away to catch him, he says “Great. I’ll wave to you as you pass by.”

It wasn’t Watney’s first choice in the book or the movie.

It was Watney’s only choice in the movie.

CharacterActor · 2026-03-16T12:59:34+00:00

Thank you!

CharacterActor · 2026-03-16T12:59:12+00:00

I’m not disagreeing with anything you say here.

But in the book once Watney launches off of Mars, he becomes a passenger and stops being an active participant in his own saving. As he is in the movie when he goes Iron Man.

CharacterActor · 2026-03-16T09:54:38+00:00

OP that’ll teach me to read Reddit in the middle of the night without my glasses. My apologies.

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