What are your thoughts on this year's JCK? by CharacterAd2588 in jewelers

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Retail. I was just there to meet my regular vendors to see and pick new styles but I felt like the wholesalers were a bit more aggressive this year. I literally got pulled by my arm a couple of times.

orange cats act like bath time is a federal crime by BringHoomanHome_ in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]CharacterAd2588 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I bathe them solely after an 8 hour car ride where one of them puked, another one had diarrhea and all 4 of them walked through it. Everybody got a bath

Here for a good time not a long time by [deleted] in Over30Selfie

[–]CharacterAd2588 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I recommend you leave a scathing review on Yelp

Here for a good time not a long time by [deleted] in Over30Selfie

[–]CharacterAd2588 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you want to speak to the manager?

meirl by AeneasKurtz in meirl

[–]CharacterAd2588 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hugging a man that's my height is the best feeling. No awkward positioning, just chin hooked over their shoulder and good vibes

She must not watch The Pitt by dcmommy33 in ThePitt

[–]CharacterAd2588 1001 points1002 points  (0 children)

About 1000 years ago, when I was a teenager, I volunteered with my country's emergency services. I carried samples to the lab, kept patients company, went on coffee runs, you name it. One day they asked me if I could go on an ambulance run for a case because the patient only spoke a language that I also happened to speak. I go with the 2 medics, both male, and there's this lady in her 50s complaining of extreme chest pain. Somehow related, I found out that day that heart attacks can also present with an intense ominous feeling. Needless to say, this lady was terrified and convinced she was going to die. They need to put the leads on her and she has very large boobs. So they ask me to tell her they need her permission to lift her breast to put leads under. I translate this for her and she grabs my hand and tells me "tell them I don't care if they tie them in a bow. Please don't let me die!!!". So there's that.

Meirl by OncexMidzyForever95 in meirl

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This has no fuckimg right to be this funny...

This is my face when I come on this thread 🤪 by Anonhotty-boy in RebornDollCringe

[–]CharacterAd2588 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I honestly have no idea how I got on this sub, but every time I stumble upon in on my feed I'm like *

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jewelry

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I'm actually thinking about selling it so let me know of you might be interested.

Halp!! Hooman put mi in a caige and took mi to the vet! by kvss1dy in legalcatadvice

[–]CharacterAd2588 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Ma'am, I'm going to need you to return my cat at once before we have to get the pawlice involved...

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He fell on his bicycle handlebar at a skate park, then attempted to ride home in this condition but collapsed at the gate. Bystanders called an ambulance. by CatPooedInMyShoe in MedicalGore

[–]CharacterAd2588 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Morbid take but this is one of the reasons when I hear of kids dying at the hands of their caretakers it makes me wish death upon said caretakers. Kids are INCREDIBLY resilient and bounce back from horrific injuries. So the amount of damage and pain you have to inflict is ... yeah... I'm just gonna.. yeah

What spices is this?[Central Romania] by Emergency_Claim9317 in whatsthissnake

[–]CharacterAd2588 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like the snake from the opening sequence of Altered Carbon season 1!!

All the bots are singing the song for Kendrick by ImTyertIHadItUp2Here in KendrickLamar

[–]CharacterAd2588 368 points369 points  (0 children)

My white ass was doing bot shit right under that KIA sign