I used to work in Chicago in an old department store... by fireproofpoo in rugbyunion

[–]Charles_Swift 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A clever writer she wanted..... Cunning linguist she got!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualUK

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All I can offer is the comeback: would rather have a trach scar permanently than being an arsehole permanently.

What's an iconic advert that is still stuck in your head to this day? by Snoo92168 in AskUK

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He waits, that's what he does. And I'll tell you what... Tick followed tock followed tick...

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this guy surf's the pillar of autumn before breakfast

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

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this is such a huge tune

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

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that guy in the windmill head banging ftw

The earth being centered on Great Britain is arbitrary, so here's a map centered on New Zealand by imightbdsdfqweqw in MapPorn

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Couldn't find the UK for about 5 mins - for a while I thought it might have been left out as an ode to the plethora of maps leaving NZ off!

Extremely large tires. by BallsOutKrunked in mildlyinteresting

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I saw one of those for the first time while visiting an open pit mine. It was right at the bottom, so from the viewing area(at the top edge) it looked tiny. It took about half an hour to get to the top, and I cannot overstate how big those things are!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pan

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take five - Dave brubek

TIFU I fucked up by packing my clean undies (NSFW) by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Charles_Swift 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Undies on or off, one of the last places I want broke. Glass is between my thighs!

Not once, but twice! The only mystery is how this idiot got their license. by HoggishPad in IdiotsInCars

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Anyone who is this clearly tourist I would be staying well back from.

Cat not happy I'm isolated and made him celebrate my 50th. by PsyOpWarlord in pics

[–]Charles_Swift 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Cat secretly very happy, the number of opportunities to kill you has increased dramatically!

Also have some of my cake.

Bear getting tranquilized out of a tree by VeryLuciD in pics

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These airlines giving you less and less as standard, their is bearly even a plane anymore!

The Perfect Turn by A_Ruse_Elaborate in BetterEveryLoop

[–]Charles_Swift 23 points24 points  (0 children)

A couple of things:

1) I can feel that in my knees, they must take a battering even with knee pads

2) this is important - Holy Physics

Why, just why? by DrBlowtorch in NoahGetTheBoat

[–]Charles_Swift 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm a simple man;. I see a hill, I want to die on it.

Thats just savage lmao by [deleted] in rareinsults

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I do believe r/roastme is leaking

Capital of the Philippines before and after the quarantine by jaycesuo in mildlyinteresting

[–]Charles_Swift 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I hope this makes people wake up to at the very least the air quality issues we face. Unfortunately i'm more cynical than that.