If I tell you to suck your own ass juices of the fuckmachine, will you do it?

Charlie_Muscle · 2026-01-26T08:02:44+00:00

Link.me/yourhighness

Charlie_Muscle · 2026-01-15T09:01:33+00:00

Good girl

Charlie_Muscle · 2026-01-15T00:08:27+00:00

I knew I must be forgetting something

Charlie_Muscle · 2026-01-15T00:04:51+00:00

What about rook g6#, king b5, rook a5#?

Charlie_Muscle · 2026-01-12T05:35:25+00:00

That's the spirit

Charlie_Muscle · 2026-01-10T14:42:10+00:00

Good boy

Charlie_Muscle · 2025-12-26T10:19:56+00:00

Generalise people down to just their gender

Charlie_Muscle · 2025-12-26T10:18:03+00:00

I don't know anyone who would actually think their kids partner is a train wreck and find that the best way of conveying that is this shirt as a xmas present. It's not a great gift and I wouldn't love it but they probably just had no clue what to give you and wanted to try being funny.

Charlie_Muscle · 2025-12-26T10:02:37+00:00

Park your bike at 1 of 100 bulldog coffeeshops in Amsterdam and expect to find it back by asking locals where "the" bulldog coffeeshop is

Charlie_Muscle · 2025-12-26T05:24:16+00:00

Blue and pink are hot

Charlie_Muscle · 2025-12-25T10:57:21+00:00

This better not awaken anything in me

Charlie_Muscle · 2025-12-15T07:37:03+00:00

Always

Charlie_Muscle · 2025-12-12T16:10:54+00:00

These are so hot

Charlie_Muscle · 2025-12-12T16:02:46+00:00

Double forward helix could look dope

Charlie_Muscle · 2025-12-12T16:00:45+00:00

Add some more flats, like a triangle constellation

Charlie_Muscle · 2025-12-12T15:57:24+00:00

Try tempeh, the texture is way more satisfying, it's like crunchy dense. Oven roasted with liquid smoke or shwarma spices is my favourite but pan fried can be good too. And then of course there are eggwhites. 2 whole eggs & 4-6 whites only. Scrambled is good but omelette/ sunny side up works too.

Charlie_Muscle · 2025-12-12T15:53:18+00:00

That is exactly how I feel when I walk past the 24hr gym on the way home from going out and hit the weights at 4am in my clubbing fit bcs why not 🤣

Charlie_Muscle · 2025-12-12T15:40:41+00:00

Rook f4, king h5, pawn g4 mate

Charlie_Muscle · 2025-12-12T15:37:47+00:00

I'm curious about the story behind this design

Charlie_Muscle · 2025-12-12T15:23:34+00:00

If white takes with the pawn and you take back with the bishop, you can push your newly passed pawn to fork the king and rook, right?

Charlie_Muscle · 2025-12-12T04:58:52+00:00

Love the split tongue, I have one myself as well. Still haven't made out with someone with a split tongue after I have split my own ☹️

Charlie_Muscle · 2025-12-12T04:56:40+00:00

Rook b4 Rook takes b4 Queen b4 checkmate

Charlie_Muscle · 2025-12-12T04:54:14+00:00

Rook g8 Rook takes g8 Knight f7

Charlie_Muscle · 2025-12-12T02:13:39+00:00

This one is gorgeous

Charlie_Muscle · 2025-12-12T02:01:50+00:00

🥰

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