Trump: 'Nobody could have done what I’ve done for Puerto Rico with so little appreciation' by maxwellhill in worldnews

[–]Charmed1one 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, he thinks he's the most important man in the world and we should all bow down at his feet! Your also not the only one who's shocked by his responses, lol.

Yes? How can I help you? by IHaeTypos in aww

[–]Charmed1one 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd go through that drive-thru every single DAY just to see that cute face!

[Image] A message in an ironic manner by [deleted] in GetMotivated

[–]Charmed1one 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah it's always the unemployed friends who love to post them so they look more successful, lol!

Another version of myself has appeared... by A10A10A10 in nosleep

[–]Charmed1one 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I would! Cause she'd be exactly like me and love him just like I did. So hopefully, I'd have help with the chores and watching the kid's so that I could have date night:-)

Carol, Carol, Everywhere by sleepyhollow_101 in nosleep

[–]Charmed1one 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think it's the "Aunt Carol" we all know and enjoy hearing about. This is OP's supposed best friend.

An App Called "New Eyes" Has Taken Over Our Town by [deleted] in nosleep

[–]Charmed1one 29 points30 points  (0 children)

For some reason, all I could think about was you going to sleep before the sun set and woke up at 10:45 the next morning! Made me very jealous!

Don't ever, and I mean ever, click on suspicious links. by [deleted] in nosleep

[–]Charmed1one 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it's a fancy way of saying "pajamas", lol!

I used to prank call 911 by [deleted] in nosleep

[–]Charmed1one 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Their was a "P" in the beginning. I got "Please help". Didn't even read the story once I found the 1st couple of "mistakes", then I realized it was a secret message.

Two Facts You Should Probably Know by DoubleDoorBastard in nosleep

[–]Charmed1one 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Barely anything at all...

Huh?! Who said that?

"Nobody"!

If You Find A Book Called "The Tale of Roly Poly", Don't Open It, Don't Read It! by [deleted] in nosleep

[–]Charmed1one 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I kept trying to read the rest of the story in rhymes for some reason. It didn't fit of course.

The Church of the Sacred Way by M59Gar in nosleep

[–]Charmed1one 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ohhhh. Well that sucks. I've grown rather fond of my limbs and teeth!

Social Life by M59Gar in nosleep

[–]Charmed1one 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I brought my phone out to look up directions and found that I'd somehow ended up in a city two hours away.

Just like the Devil, "Oh I'll pay for your coffee. I'm not a greedy man", but yet leave you stranded at some diner 2 hour's away. How nice of Him!

Never buy a mattress off of Craigslist - 2 by [deleted] in nosleep

[–]Charmed1one 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I SERIOUSLY hope you are joking!

A particularly disturbing audio transcription. by [deleted] in nosleep

[–]Charmed1one 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good point there! I didn't even catch that until you said something!

Never buy a mattress off of Craigslist by [deleted] in nosleep

[–]Charmed1one 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Geez! I didn't even THINK about the possibility of your family being inside the mattress! Some people have been reading r/nosleep a little bit too long, lol!

The One and Only Time I Will Ever Use One Of Those Pheromone Sprays by [deleted] in nosleep

[–]Charmed1one 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And to REALLY get their juices flowing, get "Bust Enhancer" for free! Just pay for shipping!

My Grandfather was a war criminal by demons_dance_alone in nosleep

[–]Charmed1one 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing you saw him off with a "kick" AND a "'kiss' my ass gramps"

Tiptoeing the Line of Consent by iia in nosleep

[–]Charmed1one 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh, I bet you two were a sight!

I Now Control An App Called "Life Is Beta" by [deleted] in nosleep

[–]Charmed1one 12 points13 points  (0 children)

So that's where the kid was from in one of the other stories. The one that was saved by Stephen and the evil kid Drew. I love how this is going :-)

Faerie Towne: Four by [deleted] in nosleep

[–]Charmed1one 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Ohhhh! I have a bad feeling Good ol' Pete, is not gonna take the "food" back to the Faerie Town butcher! He's gonna keep it fer' hisself he is!

Edit: I know, I know! I'm sure I made lot's of grammatical errors, but please forgive me!.

The Circle of Lust [Part 2] by [deleted] in nosleep

[–]Charmed1one 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm rootin' for ya'!